College basketball meltdowns 2013

Guess who? It's you, Scott Drew! BU!

And he kicks off today's edition of Baylor's post-OU meltdown...

Note: No they don't.

Note: Heh. heh. heh...

 

guess they are more civil than I thought...lol with the fouls totals, which I did think were pretty much about right, they would be going off on that. The 14-6 was an incredible difference.

 

OU stole their gumption (or their manhood, lol) by taking away any remaining hopes of making the NCAAs without winning the Big 12 tourney.

Such will be a theme in the next three weeks, as teams that have been holding on to their merger fandom, and tiny sense of optimism are going to just get completely let down by their beloved (subject team here).

For example, did you know that West Virginia was in the Final Four a mere two seasons ago?

Note: "We're. Not. Good" is now 5 pages long

 

And now... shaggybevo, don't disappoint us:

Note: "Barnes needs to go" is at 11 pages, "new head coach wishlist" is at 6 pages.

tee hee texas sucks

 

#NOBODYGIVESASH!TABOUTTECH

And this is my last one for today unless I feel inspired.

Because meltdown? please don't stop please don't stop

 

It just occurred to me: Nobody gives a **** about Texas Tech!

 

Anything from the Iowa State boards today?

 

Oh CY Fan. You guys may have felt that a non-call cost you your home win against KU, but let's face it: Ref "screwjobs" just make for better meltdowns. I'll give you an angry Self photo though:

PS: None of the asterisks are mine... or sf.com's to my knowledge.
Challenge: Fill in the blanks!

There are about three dozen more threads than the game thread I can sample from. May return later. Wow

 

I don't get it. Why do Psy fans like to use *'s in all their posts?

That was a pretty bad no call on that charge. That was about as clear cut a charge as you'll ever see.

 

The same thing happens here if you try to type in a bad word. Here, let me demonstrate:

It'll be like Swiss Family Robinson, except with more cursing: HELL DAMN *** KINGS
SKELETOR IS A BITCH SO **** YOU BAYLOR
OU-OSU, *********S!!!!

At least one of those words shouldn't have survived the filter.

OK, now off to texags.com,where 4OT resulted in what could have been a GoVols meltdown instead...

EDIT: So apparently THAT word now reverts to "OU-OSU." That's boring. I wonder what this coverts to: Howard Schnellenberger

EDIT2: NOTHING?! That's even MORE boring!

 

To those of you worried that I am giving off bad karma to the Sooner mens/womens teams... we didn't have any good karma to begin with thanks to Geoff InCapelball.

Soooo... a hearty efffff you to everyone that has NOT had the past three years off from the mens postseason... starting with WEST VIRGINIA!

(someone notes that if you type in caps you can get around the word filter. that leads to...)

of course, that doesn't work on this site, so you all probably just saw asterisks

EDIT: Yes... mostly

 

Our team had what you could call a "teaching moment."

But that doesn't mean I'm going to ignore the first 33 minutes that we dominated. There's just too much material!

 

As long as I'm doing meltdowns for not losing, check out these sh!tty pieces of sh!t:

Up first: Kansas

 

up next: Baylor

 

More Kansas this time from the non-Scout board...

and well... that's about all i can do because their site is crashing repeatedly

 

"Teaching moment" is a perfect phrase. Of course, some people consider it to be the end of the world as we know it. :crushed:

 

This past weekend was so fun of win I have no idea where to start:
Kansas State 64, BF.com 61 (oh and the circumstances behind that KSU victory...)
Oklahoma State 78, shaggy 65
Texas Tech 72, Gawdamit TCU get Interneting for basketball 63
Kansas 91, ignite this couch 65
Oklahoma 86, Cy Fanatic 69

Seriously... this is like a new mommy seeing a baby consignment sale for the first time... so overwheling so... I'll just start with Bailure:

note: oh man did they set themselves up for failure

Note: and then, baylor turns over the inbounds pass and KSU sinks a game-winning three.

 

I miss OKLAST losing more. At least shaggy is losing lots...

 

Time to systematically continue embarrassing Big 12 teams that lost this weekend...

 

SicEm provoked me via my poor womens blog thread. Time to embarrass Bailure a second time:
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And now for excerpts from the official "knee jerk reaction" sarcasm thread...

And now, the Internet takes a more serious tone...

oh bailure...