'Cause I just ate one that had been sitting for a while, and it tasted... off. The filling, at least. To cookie is still crisp and delicious, but that filling was a bit gooey.
And for something football related, how about those footballs that we love so much? Mods, please delete or move? TIA.
The filling can't go bad because technically, it's not food to begin with. If you wash it down with curdled milk, you won't notice the filling.
If you'd ever encountered a gang of Oreos shooting craps in New Orleans at 4:00 a.m., you wouldn't ask that question.
If an oreo went bad, wouldn't the cookie part be soft? Now I want some oreos. Or at least some oreo balls. No way to make that not sound dirty.