Bronco Mendenhall...

... has looked all around Stoolwater for Cowboys Stadium.

 

... wonders why we're ignoring him.

 

....thinks Gresham is faking it to set up a trap!

 

Has a secret Liberace playlist labeled "AC/DC"

 

okay , so is the the thread of the summer? i think so

 

....can speak French in Russian.

 

...plays the jazz flute. "Hey Aqualung"

 

...likes it in the a**.

 

....Will wish he was still attending Snow College after this Saturday.

 

...drinks Red Bull and Vodka from a brown paper bag on his way to work every morning.

...drives a Harley for the same reason he wears Boxers.

...licks toad.

...doesn't f'in cry! You know new construction gives me allergies!

 

... woke up this mornin and got himself a beer...

 

...is a lady teaser and man pleaser

 

... really did get the last laugh.

 

Out coached Stoops, et al.

 

....was laughing at Stoops and Wilson wouldn't they couldn't call a timeout at the goalline.

 

wonders why OU's coaches are paid so much money to have players so ill-prepared and lack fundamentals like blocking or catching a ball.

 

... offered to heal Sam's shoulder a la Mr. Miyagi during halftime.