Bronco Mendenhall...

You wouldn't be a good fan if you didn't dream and believe coug.

Where were we?

....like's beating baby seals and leaving them to waste.

 

Is a Ra-Tard!

 

... wishes the Cowboys' scoreboard would disrupt passing plays, and running plays, and field goals, and ...

 

....just realized it's game week and **** his pants.

 

...will demand that no fans at the game drink beer, especially Sooner fans.

(just for dive)

 

... thinks Cameron Kenney should wear bowling shoes instead of those soccer cleats.

 

....will have Reynolds third knee deep in his offenses @ss.

 

...drinks caffeine free coke with his rum.

 

... just hired Sarah Palin to give the Cougar pep talk before the game.

 

...hates that OJ made his getaway in a Bronco.

 

... is praying for Joseph Smith to save him from Saturday.

 

...is really SoonerCoug.

 

Is begging Jerry to let him play his Guitar Hero on the big screen during warm ups. If only he could find some Osmonds tunes.

 

nude

 

...just talked to Meghan Stapleton on the phone, who claims that Governor Palin never actually agreed to give the talk, she just said that she would and allowed Bronco to tell everyone she'd be there.

 

...is preparing for Keith Nichol at QB.

 

...thinks the game is at Texas Stadium

 

...secretly likes the Carpenters more than the Osmonds

 

...remembered his name badge, but forgot to pack his black tie.

 

...is mad because Avis doesn't rent bicycles