Because nothing honors a sucktastic life-stealing, soul-draining employee like some extra recognition!
Oh, I'll be happy, as the guy who signs your checks, to stand here waiting with work in my hands as you tie up my phone lines with your 74th call to/from your still-living-at-home-and-not-in-school 22 year old child!
74th? I would have said something at least by the 50th... Have you thought about her/him just bringing him/her to work and having them empty the trash...answer the phone...etc?
