Well, damn, don't get too impressed with me. Tell you what, next season I'll come to a tailgate and get embarrassingly drunk. That should fix things.
feel free to use it. Dad is just back from the hospital with congestive heart failure. Knowing his schticks are providing joy will make him happy. Cheers
The whole 'spider in his pocket' thing was from my dad. He'd get my sister and I to look at crowd photos and then ask 'who's got the spider in their pocket?'. It was always either the most crazed looking person or the most dead pan. I guess I was going with dead pan this time around. I still like the idea of him walking around with a spider in his shorts.
