Samaje Perine...

...is on the Pope's speed dial.

 

...is a Fathead on Vladimir Putin's bedroom wall.

 

...stands next to mountains, before chopping them down with the edge of his hands.

 

makes the World's Most Interesting Man feel inadequate.

 

....takes the Kraken for its morning walks

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... does not sleep. He waits.

 

... doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

 

... can slam a revolving door.

 

....relaxes from football by training Navy SEALS


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... flosses with a chainsaw.

 

Kept his family home warm by chopping wood.

With his hands.

 

... wrote his own genetic code

 

... invented a pencil for left handed people.

 

... IS the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

... created new colors because the old ones were not vibrant enough for his world.

 

... accepted the resignation of his immune system, which never had anything to do.

 

... is so awesome, TDTW doesn't even criticize him.

 

Is the 40th best player in the country, which means there are 39 player better than Samaje? I don't think so.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf...50-players-in-college-football-150540311.html

 

... is the 40th best player in the country, where all 40 players are Samaje Perine.

 

High five to you!