1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Coach Jones

Discussion in 'Sooner Football' started by olevetonahill, Sep 8, 2014.


  1. olevetonahill

    olevetonahill Well-Known Member

    Secretly hates the color orange
     
  2. SoonerDomiNation

    SoonerDomiNation New Member

    Will be smoking blue grass around midnight Saturday
     
  3. deweydw

    deweydw Well-Known Member

    ... cried when he found out that Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person.
     
  4. tnraider1

    tnraider1 Well-Known Member

    .....rolls his eyes every time the band plays that stupid Rocky Top song.
     
  5. KantoSooner

    KantoSooner SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Uses spray tan and hopes it WILL turn orange.
     
  6. badger

    badger Vacuums eat while yelling

    ... had parents who wanted to guarantee that he'd never be the beyonce
     
  7. TheHumanAlphabet

    TheHumanAlphabet SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Secretly gave Smokey the mascot ticks and fleas to keep him from the game...
     
  8. SoonerorLater

    SoonerorLater Well-Known Member

    Has an autographed picture of Justin Bieber hung in his office for inspiration.
     
  9. dwarthog

    dwarthog Well-Known Member

    Wishes he could have a bulldog for a pet. Also has a poster of UGA IX in his garage.
     
  10. BermudaSooner

    BermudaSooner Well-Known Member

    Doesn't pull out his checkbook from his fanny pack to pay for groceries until the groceries are all totalled up and bagged.
     
    Turd_Ferguson likes this.
  11. BigTip

    BigTip Well-Known Member

    Butch Haircut Jones.






    Sorry, I don't know how to put that into the "Coach Jones...." format. But saying it just makes me laugh!
    [​IMG]
     
  12. deweydw

    deweydw Well-Known Member

    ... is often mistaken for Sargent Stadanko.
     
    Last edited: Sep 10, 2014
  13. Turd_Ferguson

    Turd_Ferguson SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Always push's on doors that have a pull sign.
     
  14. Aries

    Aries Active Member

    Hates Sandra Bullock for saying "I will NOT wear that gaudy orange!"
     
  15. KantoSooner

    KantoSooner SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    But, along with all other males on the planet, admires her choice in off white skirts.
     
  16. SoonerDomiNation

    SoonerDomiNation New Member

    Thought he was related to pat jones
     
  17. vtsooner21

    vtsooner21 New Member

    Drinks orange kool aid just to get rid of it...He likes how it turns yellow afterward
    Boomer
     
  18. BoulderSooner79

    BoulderSooner79 SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Can't keep up with himself.
     
  19. ouduckhunter

    ouduckhunter New Member

    Has a colonoscopy before every game.
     
  20. Therealsouthsider

    Therealsouthsider New Member

    ...is packing adult diapers for his trip to Norman

    ss
     

Share This Page