I'm guessing many Christians will conjecture that Chavez will make it to heaven. But he believes Jesus was the greatest socialist their ever was - rather than a libertarian (except for that rendering taxes unto Caesar thing).
I have in my mind an image of Hugo, neck deep in a cess pool, drinking a cup of coffee. And then a great voice intoning, "Break's over, back on your knees." Very rarely was anyone in such dire need of an extra few grains of lead in his life.
Yes, because Jesus was a tall, slender, white male who was clearly conservative republican and yes..a capitalist.
Nah, I figure it's cause hes a cowardly SOB that's killed women and children. He's killed just about everything that's walked or crawled at one time or another, and he's here to kill Li'l Bill for what he did to Ned. Seriously, you humorless leftist dolts need to get a grip. I put the little winkie thing to signify a joke., as in not serious. I suppose your grief over your soon to be departed icon is clouding your vision. In his case, let's hope your belief system is correct and when he assumes room temperature he just becomes worm food. Now, lighten up Frances. You too halfwit. Everyone knows Jesus was a black man dedicated to freeing the slaves and oppressed of the world, and damning the USKKK of America. Get with the program. Sheesh.
Any bets on how long the 'Bolivarian Revolution' lasts after Chubby is buried? And, wouldn't it be nice to be the US ambassador to Bolivia the morning after that happened? You might schedule a meeting with Evo just out of a spirit of meanness. "Yo, Buddy! How's the petroleo position? Feeling un pequito sin amigos? Kind of like being uno solo peon montanero? Rethinking expropriatin' those rancheros? Have a buena dia, pal."
I don't know the first ****ing thing about the guy, actually. You know me, such a leftst. But if we're gonna send people to hell for killing women and children, well, we're gonna need a bigger boat.
"I have great faith in what we're doing, in this intense undertaking against the illness that ambushed me last year, and I have faith, I repeat, in God," said Chavez, who looked pale and bloated. "It's like a pact with God, with Christ my Lord," Chavez said. "I'm sure he will lay on a hand so that this treatment, which we're rigorously following, will have supreme success." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/hugo-chavez-cancer-religion_n_1497588.html
Just about every great leader in history has presided over bloodshed. FDR, one of the past centuries' greatest leaders knew that to tame Japan or Germany, you had to break their will. He did so by wiping out millions of civilians. What Chavez did was pretty bush league by comparison. How 'bout you take some of your own medicine there sparky?
