Just about all the Paul Shanklin parodies are good or great. He has the voices and inflections nailed, and his humor is superb.
Merry Christmas eve to Barry on the golf course, in Hawaii. However He wants to spend our money is just allright with me!
Yew jus wish it wuz so yud have a story ta tell... BTW, I wish you a Merry Christmas and a solid, healthy Happy New Year. And fer good measure, let us kick some aTm a$$!!! BOOMER SOONER.... Aw, all right, all the rest of you RWers, too! Blue skies, green lights and good cheer to all. Ima thinkin there's two er three lefties here, too....
Follow the constitution, BUT NOT TOO MUCH! Sure you are entitled to have weapons(firearms and such)...BUT WE'RE TAXING AMMO SELLERS SO MUCH THEY WILL QUIT. etc. etc. etc.