How can we get Lou Holtz

picasso · Sep 21, 2011

Send him a coupon book to Furr's cafeteria. That should keep him busy for a while.

picasso · Sep 21, 2011

badger said: ↑

TA: "Here are my five top Heisman candidates, and now I am going to go out of my way to say that Adrian Peterson is not going to win the Heisman. He's going to have a sophomore slump and he's just sucky and I'm so awesome and know all... Here are my top five teams for this year, and I am once again going to go out of my way to remind all you stupid Sooner that Oklahoma is not going to finish in the top 10, because I'm a bitter announcer and if I could really see into the future, I would probably be able to tell that viewers don't find me nearly as attractive and knowledgeable as Herbie and I'm going to get fired."

OR...

LH: "Ahllrahght jentmen, we gotta game 'day. Here's me impersonating Gundy's rant. Here's me cutting up a newspaper and magically turning it back into itself. Here's me telling Nebraska that nobody will ever remember their pathetic team ever again. Here's me cursing Notre Dame against Navy. Wow, this tie is really too big on me. Take da feeld!"

I choose Holtz. He's far too funny and hasn't been a jerk to anyone like some commentators have been. He seems like a nice guy and even if he's a bad announcer with an unclear voice at times (ok, MANY times) he has his part to play, just like Dick V on basketball. Annoying sometimes, yes. But I'd miss 'em if they were gone.
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You can't blame him for hating OU. Ricky Brady ruined his career.

stoopified · Sep 21, 2011

Fire 'em,I'll take over.Sooner Love 24/7

Vegas Sooner · Sep 21, 2011

[video=youtube;R7Q2XGf4TCY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Q2XGf4TCY[/video]
I can't type about old people anymore.

Dan Thompson · Sep 21, 2011

His replacement could be worse.

Vegas Sooner · Sep 21, 2011

Does anybody drool and spit more than him?? Maybe a 3rd Grader who has braces and hasn't had a juice box in front of his face for 3 weeks. ...or a fat kid watching a pie getting topped off with chocolate chips. FATTY LOVES PIE!!

Vegas Sooner · Sep 21, 2011

[video=youtube;3t2GNy0huzI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t2GNy0huzI&feature=related[/video]

sperry · Sep 21, 2011

Lou is the man.

Vegas Sooner · Sep 21, 2011

[video=youtube;Eshlf2B2q7s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eshlf2B2q7s[/video]

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone! · Sep 21, 2011

SoCal said: ↑

Mark May is the one that needs to be fired!! I think Granny was really bad when he first got the job on "Game Day" but he has improved a lot.
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May is unfirable, barring him doing something totally disastrous.

DRLSooner · Sep 21, 2011

reddfoxx said: ↑

While we're at it- please, please fire Pam Ward.

The only thing good about her play-by-play is that she is usually doing a pathetic Big 10 game that no one wants to watch anyway.
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She?

Eddie Money · Sep 21, 2011

I going to come back in 20-30 years and make fun of all of you that have strokes.

SilverSooner · Sep 22, 2011

I thay go oway Lou!

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