EDIT: You didn't get spoiler tags in the rebuild? You should complain until you get them or a small refund! Harrumph!
[spoil]You must first seek that which you desire, Grasshopper. You will find that what you sought was before you all along.[/spoil]
After perusing the first nine pages, I think everyone who has posted in this thread or even LOOKED at this thread should get tested...for ebola.