Babyfest

Anyone going to be there? It's kind of a big deal with Mix 96 and Cox radio.

I'll be there, all day. Not only will there be an Attorney Adam booth, I'll also be on stage a bit, doing Attorney Adam shtick; a little bit of "What's Your Problem" on a Saturday.

Come on out and say Hi!

 

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Babyfest? Are these live babies you're talking about?

 

That had better be a typo!

Babefest? (And I'm not talking about the Babe Ruth Fan Club revival.)

 

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For those who have or simply may give birth!

It's free.

 

Are you going to help the babies get emancipated?

 

Doesn't Tulsa host its annual BBQ festival around the same time?

 

Free circumcisions by Dr. Adam!!

 

Are you giving free advice/consultation for paternity suits?

 

If you ask, I'll answer.

 

Babyfest. I keep seeing a bunch of rugrats in Pampers with lighters raised and yelling "Freebird!"

 

I keep seeing a bunch of SF.com posters going "babies? They're delicious."

 

biab?

 

Yum.

 

I miss BSG...

 

I just got my giveaway in. It's a Red (naturally) Attorney Adam Hoodie, in size 2T.

Looks supercool. Got my Attorney Adam shirts in, too. I'll be Festing in Style!

 

Will that 2T fit me? I'll give you tree-fiddy for it.

 

It's even funnier if you imagine them all having mullets.

 

for you, it might work as a suitable c@ckwarmer. But that would be WRONG!

And you can't buy it. You have to win it!

 

It takes lots of nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.