What's difference between Palin's mouth and her vagina?

What, yall like ugly fat chicks?

This thread makes a lot more sense now.

 

You'll notice I didn't post in that thread - unlike our known falsehooder claiming to be all pretty and smart and ****. Palin is far from perfect, but unless you're LAS (who has never hit anything <9.9 - at least in his mind), you'd hit it till you skint your dick and you know it.

The truth shall set you free.

 

Indeed.

Palin sans Professional PR team:



Yall can keep fappin over slumpbusters.

 

Meh. So she's chewing on a caramel early in the morning and some papparazi copped a crappy pic.

Trust me, you've done worse, and you're probably still doing worse.

 

Furk mang, I'm married. It's not my fault that as a member of the world's Genetic Elite, I must carry out the grim, thankless task of mating with a fellow Genetic Masterpiece, in order to perpetuate the Attractive Race.

It is a cumbersome burden.

 

That's a total falsehood. You name the celebrity you're currently covering yourself in skeet over and I'll show you a pic of her looking like a dog turd.

Fact remains that if this hit on you in a hotel bar after you'd had two Jack & Cokes you'd likely fire off a round in your trousers.



Add in the celebrity, trophy hunt factor and you'd hit it like the fist of angry god.

 

You just have low standards.

And I'm currently jerkin it to Thelma from Scooby Doo.

 

both are fit for a penis?

 

oh wait...you said difference.

 

Play coy all you want. I'm right.

 

Why is it so important to you that I think an elderly woman is unattractive?

 

Genetic Elite. Heh. Says the guy with 4 chromosomes. Admit it. You'd eat a bucket of crap with a silver spoon just to drink Palins bathwater.

 

Haha, you people are exuberant about this.

 

ROINKS RAGGY!!!!!

 

Why is it so important that you maintain your young, dirty-lib street cred?

 

Yeah, it's pretty creepy. I wonder if they have shrines set up, along with the Sarah blow-up doll....

Dudes, she's hideous. If you like old, dumpy, orangutan faced chicks, then hey, that's cool. It's your penis.

I prefer attractive women. That's all. No big deal.

 

Teh......I have a question and I want you to answer it honestly.






What if she was 12?

 

Can we please get back on the topic of the difference between Palin's mouth and her vagina, which i am not going to say and you can't make me?

 

Howzit would let Palin use a strap on and plow his north 40.

 

hawt.