Message Boards FAQ

Here you can find answers to questions about how the board works. Use the links or search box below to find your way around.

Why is Adrian Peterson referred to as AD instead of AP?

AD stands for "All Day", a nickname that Peterson's father gave him in high school because of his work ethic. Confusingly enough, a lot of people refer to Antonio Perkins (#28) as AP just like some refer to Adrian Peterson (#28) as AP. Go figure.

Where can I download a Boomer Sooner ringtone?

Try this:

and yes, they are all bad.

The board has moved. Can I have my old post count back?


Where is a good place to find out stats about the Sooners?

Try going to for more information than you can handle. Thanks, Sooner Stats!

Anyone have any extra tickets for sale?

What time/channel is the game?

Try here.

What is the eligibility of player x?

jkm probably knows.

How do I post an image?

If the image is on your hard drive, the first thing you need to do is get your image hosted someplace out on the internet, for example here.

After you know the web address of your hosted image, all you have to do is insert the address within the [img] tags within your post and voila! You are done. For example...


What is a fark?

One day somebody (Frank Grimes?) ran across a news portal called Fark and posted on the South Oval a funny picture from a photoshop contest over there. It was a hit. The next thing you know various members started photoshopping pictures and throwing them into threads and we just started referring to them as "Farks", which probably is short for "soonerfarks."

Anyway a fark is a photoshop that is in the style of those crazy guys over at There is probably more you would like to know, but I am tired of typing.

Where is the Kasey Studdard thread?

Here is most of it (minus the first page and some pictures):


If you find the original first page out on the internet or something, please let an Admin know so it can be added.

Where are the old threads?

Well, you can try looking here, but there is a bunch of missing stuff. Sorry.

Why did my post with the picture of that chick in it get deleted?

There are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of scantily clad women, and this ain't one of them. We've been put on blocklists because of those pictures before and it isn't going to happen again.

How do I view the invisible thread?

If it's invisible, how do you know it's there?

HA! Just kidding. I can't tell you exactly how to get into it, but I will say that if you tried to double middle click in just the right place, you'll probably find your answer.

Where are the recipes?

Common Soonerfans acronyms

ENA = Ebony Ninja Assassin = Paul Thompson
TRRW = The Real Roy Williams
TFRW = The Fake Roy Williams (that dude that played for Texas)
NTTAWWT = Not That There's Anything Wrong With That (Seinfeld anyone?)
CDIAB = Chili Dog In A Bowl (invented by TopDawg, perfected by Saucy)
FPOMF = Flying Piece Of Monke... Norm was mad at the ref... well, you just had to be there

What did that thing I agreed to when I signed up say again?

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