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Stuff To Be Won
We have acquired:
A full-size replica helmet and mirrored display case It's replica, so you can't wear it in a football game, but it looks just like a real one.
And no, it isn't autographed by anyone. That can be your project if you win it. All you need is a silver "Sharpie" and the willing Sooner you want to autograph it.
and
An autographed, limited edition, professionally matted sideline photo of ol' No. 44. The Boz hisself! Ready to hang in your home or office.
and
A beautiful, professionally matted and framed on-field photo of the Sooner Schooner. We're throwing in the horses at no extra charge Ready to hang in your home or office. It's not autographed because, well, horses can't write.
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A beautiful, professionally matted and framed photo of Oklahoma Heisman winning QB and current St. Louis phenom Slingin' Sam Bradford. Includes an inset listing of his OU stats. Ready to hang in your home or office. It's not autographed because Sam gets hundreds for that now...and we're too cheap.
and
A beautiful, professionally matted and framed photo of Oklahoma's own "AD" Adrian Peterson . Includes an inset listing of his OU stats. Ready to hang in your home or office. It's not autographed either, because A.D. gets a bunch for that too...and, as stated above, we're too cheap.
Lastly, there'll be a special limited edition, as in just one in the world, ratty-oled straw hat signed by Steve Owens and Billy Sims that Howard (a/k/a "OleVet") has worn to many a game. Sorry, no pics available because he lives in the sticks of LeFlore County and lacks a camera.
I'll bring all the items to tailgates so y'all can see how cool they are.
Five bucks = a chance to win one of the items above.
Preferred: I will be accepting cash from those who want to play at each tailgate. Five bucks ($5.00) per chance. We will conduct the drawing at the last home game, and you need not be present to win. If you aren't, we'll mail your prize to you, and you'll have it in time for Christmas. I promise. And remember, raffle or putting $$$ in the tip jar goes to the same place.
Options for those who can't make games: If you want in and can't make a tailgate, peem me and I'll tell you where to send your money for chances (mi casa). I will then insure your name goes in the hopper just like everyone else who plays.
When we draw, the first winner, if present, gets his or her choice of prizes, and the second winner gets his or her choice of what's left, and so on. If the person drawn is not present, we'll do a mini-drawing to see which item he or she won, and then draw for the remaining items.
What have I forgotten? Questions?
Disclaimer: This is totally for fun. No one is making any money off of this. Proceeds will go to defray the substantial cost of bringing SF.com tailgate greatness. This drawing is not affliated with or endorsed by the National Collegiate Athletic Association, the University of Oklahoma, its Athletic Department, the State of Oklahoma, Joe Castiglione, Bob Stoops, your mama, or Lee Corso. So there.
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