Tulsa_Fireman

I'd like to use the opportunity to blog about my anus.

Sic'em told me to prepare it. Whether that was for some sort of Wacoian sodomy party or for a Ree Drummond-esque delicious Thanksgiving feast, I do not know. But prepare I will, faithful reader. With lots of butter.

And remember, I will always love you. Much more than Whitney Houston. Or more than Whitney Houston loves crack, for that matter. Which is a lot.

Sincerely,

Heywood Jablome