by, 11/14/2011 at 03:34 PM (12271 Views)
I'd like to use the opportunity to blog about my anus.
Sic'em told me to prepare it. Whether that was for some sort of Wacoian sodomy party or for a Ree Drummond-esque delicious Thanksgiving feast, I do not know. But prepare I will, faithful reader. With lots of butter.
And remember, I will always love you. Much more than Whitney Houston. Or more than Whitney Houston loves crack, for that matter. Which is a lot.