Alas, Glad News about the Tulsa tailgate

[Okla-homey]

Mods: please stabbicize this.

Here's the deal Lucille.

What: T-Town Tailgate. Tailgate vittles and beverages. Donations appreciated.

When: Friday, 21 Sept. Starts at 4pm. Ends after the game and stuff.

Who: Dean-O's Rolling Party-Torium. More about that later*.

Where: 1328 South Gary Ave., Tulsa OK 74104. That's two blocks south of Skelly on Gary Avenue (NOT Gary Place.) Perhaps one of you techie genuiii will post a Google map or something.

The fifth wheel will be parked in front of a kind OU alumna's home on the west side of the street at the above address (1328 South Gary Place). She has graciously consented to let us spill out into her yard, use her 'lectricity and her water for the crapper. Therefore BE NICE and be considerate and do NOT pee in her bushes. She's not charging us a dime.

Why: Because this is America and we can do this sort of thing without a permit.

NOTICE: This is a residential neighborhood and there are no expressed or implied warranties parking will be available on the street. Therefore, make your way to the party at your own best speed and on your own recognizance. You will not be permitted to block folks' driveways (but you knew that already.)

* Dean scraped the roof of the fifth-wheel on the way home after the Utah St. game last Saturday. A low hanging tree branch jumped out and shaved off the vents and skylights and such. I'm informed Dean promptly ripped the tree out of the ground with his bare hands and spit in the hole. But I digress. The recreational vee-hicle is now in the RV $hop and Cleetus the manager promises it will be ready to take to the Turner Turnpike by Friday a.m. -- but as you all know, it's never a certainty when dealing with service departments.

That said, We're pressing ahead and unless Dean says no-go later, its on!

Lastly, and I promise Dean didn't put me up to this, but how about a little something extra for the effort in the tip jar next time you make a tailgate to help defray Dean's repair costs? After all, twer' it not for us, his roof would be unscraped.

[JohnnyMack]

Woot!

In and stuff.

Thanks Homey!

[proud gonzo]

well crap. They just scheduled me to work Friday afternoon :mad:

[yermom]

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/5454/tulsatailgatecu7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1328+South+Gary+Ave.,+Tulsa+OK+74104&ie=UTF8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ll=36.143385,-95.941994&spn=0.012615,0.020084&z=16&om=1

if you click on the link there is a place to get directions from a specific place

[OUAndy1807]

that looks like 2 and 1/2 blocks.

[soonerboomer93]

to make up for that, homey will carry you piggy back style 1 block...

[Okla-homey]

well crap. They just scheduled me to work Friday afternoon :mad:

If I were you, I'd call in sick. You will never get a chance to see the Sooners play in a more intimate setting than cozy little Skelly.

[proud gonzo]

I'm not even done with training; it really wouldn't be a good idea to call in sick this soon.

[JohnnyMack]

Give me your boss' number. I'll go Ferris Bueller and get you sprung.

:les:ROONEY!!!!!!!

[Okla-homey]

I'm not even done with training; it really wouldn't be a good idea to call in sick this soon.

Just tell them you had some sort of allergic reaction. If he asks for documentation of your allegic conditions, he'll certainly recoil in shame for questioning your veracity.:D

[colleyvillesooner]

In. The Mrs and I will bring some brats, buns and spicy mustard.

And maybe some crown for Dean if he's nice... ;)

[C&CDean]

I need to know who's "in" to plan for the food/drink.

So far I've got Mr. & Mrs. Homey, Mr. & Mrs. Colleyville, Phil and maybe Mrs. Phil, Johnny Crack, Mr. & Mrs. Picasso, Faninama, and ish.

Lemme know.

[yermom]

me and doleo should be there

[JohnnyMack]

me and doleo should be there

I could bring my copy of Axis & Allies if you want. We could decide the fate of western civilization before we head over to watch the game.

[colleyvillesooner]

OUT

[yermom]

I could bring my copy of Axis & Allies if you want. We could decide the fate of western civilization before we head over to watch the game.

you just better hope i don't get heavy bombers

[proud gonzo]

out :(

[Scott D]

pshaw only noobs want heavy bombers.

[C&CDean]

me and doleo should be there

Oh. You mean to help set up like last weekend?:dolemite:

[colleyvillesooner]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d40/calland/owned.gif

[yermom]

hey, i knew nothing about that :D

[C&CDean]

hey, i knew nothing about that :D

That's not what yerwife said.

[yermom]

he's full of crap then. the odds of me being anywhere by 8am are not good

[C&CDean]

Dude, you gotta be somewhere at 8am.

[yermom]

well, somewhere other than my bed, especially on a Saturday

[Okla-homey]

well, somewhere other than my bed, especially on a Saturday

early bird gets the worm...and often a woman too. :D

[yermom]

if she's out looking for guys that early in the morning, i don't want her

[C&CDean]

if she's out looking for guys that early in the morning, i don't want her

Uh hello? Bacon and eggs. Biscuits and gravy. Relations in the morning. You've been around doleo way too long.

[GottaHavePride]

:les: THAT'S NOT PANCAKE BATTER!

[colleyvillesooner]

out

[Sooner24]

OUT



out



Well which is all caps out or lower case out?

[Czar Soonerov]

We should totally rent a party bus for the trip up there. I know a guy in Austin with some bus connections...

[BudSooner]

We should totally rent a party bus for the trip up there. I know a guy in Austin with some short bus connections...










Sorry Czar, it had to be done. :D

[GottaHavePride]

Believe it or not, Czar's was funnier. ;)

We shoul totally have a Longhorn Bob smiley.

[JohnnyMack]

What am I supposed to bring to this thing?

:dean:, I are talking to you.

[soonerbrat]

We should totally rent a party bus for the trip up there. I know a guy in Austin with some bus connections...


is it bob?

[C&CDean]

What am I supposed to bring to this thing?

:dean:, I are talking to you.

Handcuffs, blindfolds, and a ball gag for you and Doleo. Bring momma for me and the rest of the boys.

I've decided we're having brats, jalapeno sausages, dogs, chips, etc. Bring anything that goes along with that. We'll have sodas, beer (canned domestic so if you're a haughty, snooty, snotty beer snob bring your own), Crown, rum, vodka, and some other **** that people have left at previous tailgates.

[colleyvillesooner]

Need me to bring some brats (15), or would ya rather just have a donation?

[C&CDean]

Need me to bring some brats (15), or would ya rather just have a donation?

Both.

I was kinda counting on your brats, and was going to bring the other stuff myself. Donations are always accepted with a smile and a hearty "thank you sir."

[colleyvillesooner]

done!

And I don't know how to "do" sauerkraut, so if anyone wants it, bring it.

[C&CDean]

done!

And I don't know how to "do" sauerkraut, so if anyone wants it, bring it.

Too easy...

[colleyvillesooner]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9677/smc0545rc1wu8.jpg

[soonerbrat]

did someone say brats?

[Scott D]

I dunno if I'd perk up at colley mentioning brats.

[colleyvillesooner]

:mad:

[soonerbrat]

I dunno if I'd perk up at colley mentioning brats.

dean said it first.

[soonersweetie]

Hey Dean,

Just wanted to let you know that my dad might be dropping by on Friday at the tailgate. He said 4pm start time sounds like a good excuse to shut down the office early :)

Thanks for takin such good care of him since I can't always be at the games. It's kind of a tough year for him this year without his uncle with him.

[Okla-homey]

At approximately 4pm today, I received a voice mail from Dean stating the fifth-wheel was damaged worse than he originally estimated. Additionally, some parts required were not in stock at Floyds RV Emporium and had to be back-ordered. In short, the vehicle will not be out of the shop in time for the Tulsa game.

Therefore, it's a bust. No-go. Cancelled. Ain't gonna happen. Sorry. Stuff happens.

Note, there is no reason to believe the RV will not be back in service in time for the next home game in Norman. Look for me in the stands. We'll be the couple in the student section wearing crimson and yelling for the Sooners.

That is all.

[Okla-homey]

At approximately 4pm today, I received a voice mail from Dean stating the fifth-wheel was damaged worse than he originally estimated. Additionally, some parts required were not in stock at Floyds RV Emporium and had to be back-ordered. In short, the vehicle will not be out of the shop in time for the Tulsa game.

Therefore, it's a bust. No-go. Cancelled. Ain't gonna happen. Sorry. Stuff happens.

Note, there is no reason to believe the RV will not be back in service in time for the next home game in Norman. Look for me in the stands. We'll be the couple in the student section wearing crimson and yelling for the Sooners.

That is all.

[BudSooner]

So, no tailgate? or just no RV?
Somehow, some way i'm gonna be there....if'n things go right I plan on meeting everyone.

And since I was unable to score tickets, will there be anyone there during the game? perhaps to catch it on the tele?

[JohnnyMack]

I say we tailgate anyways.

[olevetonahill]

At approximately 4pm today, I received a voice mail from Dean stating the fifth-wheel was damaged worse than he originally estimated. Additionally, some parts required were not in stock at Floyds RV Emporium and had to be back-ordered. In short, the vehicle will not be out of the shop in time for the Tulsa game.

Therefore, it's a bust. No-go. Cancelled. Ain't gonna happen. Sorry. Stuff happens.

Note, there is no reason to believe the RV will not be back in service in time for the next home game in Norman. Look for me in the stands. We'll be the couple in the student section wearing crimson and yelling for the Sooners.

That is all.

Well there Goes MY Vbet
Dean ya Punnany , Drag it down , iffin it rains toss a tarp over it ;)

[OUDoc]

I think I put 10 vgrand on Dean coming through.
I expect he'll pay me back some day.:mad:



:D

[Harry Beanbag]

You can't tailgate without a fifth wheel? What are you guys, Bama fans?

[olevetonahill]

You can't tailgate without a fifth wheel? What are you guys, Bama fans?
Read My Post
Im a ****ing Hillbilly
I said Dean drag it on down, Cover it with Duct tape and a tarp

[Harry Beanbag]

Read My Post
Im a ****ing Hillbilly
I said Dean drag it on down, Cover it with Duct tape and a tarp


I don't know what's going on with the fifth wheel, but all you need to tailgate is a pickup, a grill, a cooler full of beer, and friendlies (not necessarily in that order). Even us hillbillies transplanted to the desert know that. :texan:

[sanantoniosooner]

Just tear up my check.

[olevetonahill]

I don't know what's going on with the fifth wheel, but all you need to tailgate is a pickup, a grill, a cooler full of beer, and friendlies (not necessarily in that order). Even us hillbillies transplanted to the desert know that. :texan:
Yea aint a Hillbilly less ya Dump the ****ter water on the neighbores
Dean got drunk and blind and ran the damn thing into a tree or sumpin
GHP put up a V bet . Dean shows with the 5th wheel ?
Dean dont show with the 5th wheel?
I just scurried over and covered my Bets ;)

[colleyvillesooner]

yeah! tell that lady, tough ****. She gave us her lawn, we're using it!!!

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/06/22/lostbattle_wideweb__470x298,0.jpg

[colleyvillesooner]

Seriously, it there somewhere else to hang out. Somewhere you can park in a parking lot early and grill or something?

[BudSooner]

We could park our asses in the QuikTrip parking lot and **** off the patrons. :D

[JohnnyMack]

The OU Club of Tulsa is having a tailgate. It's $15 a person. Plus liquor.

[colleyvillesooner]

ugh...

[JohnnyMack]

We can still do Picasso's place, but honestly it's a mile + away from the stadium.

[colleyvillesooner]

double ugh.

I think I'm just gonna put up a tent in the middle of 15th street at, oh say 3:45.

Deal with it Tulsa.

OKC>Colley>Tulsa

[JohnnyMack]

double ugh.

I think I'm just gonna put up a tent in the middle of 11th street at, oh say 3:45.

Deal with it Tulsa.

OKC>Colley>Tulsa

Fixed.

;)

[colleyvillesooner]

Nope I'm setting up by the drillers stadium. Wanna beat traffic leaving. :D

[bri]

Aw, why'd you fix it? I was gonna laugh when he tried to figure out why OU and TU were playing at Admiral Beauty Supply.

[colleyvillesooner]

:mad:

[GottaHavePride]

Just so you all know; the "Dean shows up without the fifth-wheel" bet is the lowest-profit bet on there at 1:1. Turds. ;)

[olevetonahill]

Just so you all know; the "Dean shows up without the fifth-wheel" bet is the lowest-profit bet on there at 1:1. Turds. ;)
Iffen he shows up with a Fifth wheel Plate . The Withouts Lose dont they ?
:D

[Petro-Sooner]

AAAARRRRRRRRR

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Let's hear from Dean?!?!?!

[StuIsTheMan]

AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH


FIXED:D

YWIA

[JohnnyMack]

Homey,

I'm confused. Does this mean the entire tailgate is cancelled because of this? Seems like we still have a place where we could all meet up and at least try and make the most of it. If not, thanks for all your effort getting it this far.

[sanantoniosooner]

throwing in the towel is very aggy ;)

[OUDoc]

throwing in the towel is very aggy Maybe if everyone squeezes their nuts really tight.....

[85Sooner]

I don't know what's going on with the fifth wheel, but all you need to tailgate is a cooler full of beer, and friendlies (not necessarily in that order). Even us hillbillies transplanted to the desert know that. :texan:


fixed

[colleyvillesooner]

Homey,

I'm confused. Does this mean the entire tailgate is cancelled because of this? Seems like we still have a place where we could all meet up and at least try and make the most of it. If not, thanks for all your effort getting it this far.

In agree...I have two chairs, a cooler, and tailgating grill (small) and beer loaded in the car ready to go after work.

I WANNA TAILGATE DAMMIT!!!!!!!

[crawfish]

We never cancelled a Dallas lunch because of technical difficulties.

You weenies.

[JohnnyMack]

In agree...I have two chairs, a cooler, and tailgating grill (small) and beer loaded in the car ready to go after work.

I WANNA TAILGATE DAMMIT!!!!!!!

I've asked you to stop taking **** out of my garage.

I'm calling the po-po next time.

I have the same stuff to bring.

[Beef]

Norman>Tulsa

[bri]

Based on what? Norman destroyed the Fif Wheel.

And I'm glad my coping skills are more developed than you lot. It's called a "backup plan". Look into it. :D

[colleyvillesooner]

You look into it...:D

I'm just trying to find another place that is cool with tailgating, like a parking lot or some such. Otherwise, looks like the Boomer Blast thing at Harwell field.

[dolemitesooner]

Norman>Tulsa:D

[picasso]

This sucks ***. Hey, we offered already. Our neighbor works at Rossi Brothers on 11th and he's going to be shuttling a few other neighbors there so they can walk to the game. Our pad is just a few blocks from 11th, where you CAN park and walk.
We'd still be up for something but we're going to the game with some friends who live less than 2 blocks from the stadium on College Ave. and we gotta hookup with them some time before the game.
Maybe we could have an after game get together??????

Up to you's guys.

[Beef]

And I'm glad my coping skills are more developed than you lot. It's called a "backup plan". Look into it. :D
Strippers?

[Scott D]

this is all Homey's fault btw.

:stunned:

[IB4OU2]

This thread is worhless without a 5th wheel.

[picasso]

we can still drink at my pad afterwards if anyone is game. The beer will flow like wine.

[dolemitesooner]

we can still drink at my pad afterwards if anyone is game. The beer will flow like wine.
Did he say beer like wine. I AM IN IN
NEED AN ADRRESS

[colleyvillesooner]

Yeah post your address on here.

We'll wait...;)

[picasso]

Urbana, pretty close to 15th near Drillers stadium. Look for the "No River Tax" sign.:D

[dolemitesooner]

Yeah post your address on here.

We'll wait...;)
ROFL

[JohnnyMack]

Urbana, pretty close to 15th near Drillers stadium. Look for the "No River Tax" sign.:D

Why do you hate urban renewal?

[dolemitesooner]

Urbana, pretty close to 15th near Drillers stadium. Look for the "No River Tax" sign.:D
Yeah I think I know that spot. :D

[picasso]

Why do you hate urban renewal?
tough call. I've hired this guy to do some web marketing for me and he's a lifelong Tulsa business person who builds bidness and works with the City. He says we need it but me and the old lady don't trust anything the City Council or the Tulsa World promotes.

plus, we've had 4 signs stolen from our yard.

[JohnnyMack]

I'd vote for a "fix the goddamned streets" tax.

[C&CDean]

Alright hillbillies, here's where we stand:

I went this morning to strongarm the ****nuts at Floyds. I told them to fix the roof, but just patch the skylights until the new ones come in. They were all "OK, we'll get it done today for sure." Then a little while ago I get a call. It seems that not only were the skylights back-ordered, but now they don't have any of the rubber roof crapola in stock either. They're attempting to find some locally, but it ain't looking good for the RV....

I have a call in to Homey to see if we can still set up a canopy and some tables, chairs, grill, etc. in the yard. We can do a scaled-down version of the tailgate without the turlet, A/C, and electricity/running water/TV. When I hear something back from them we'll keep you posted.

[Boomer.....]

Too bad there won't ever be a street repair tax.

I think that we should jump on this opportunity.

[colleyvillesooner]

YEAH DEAN!!!!

BOO NO TERLET!!!!

We can park a car in the street right in front of the house, and make shuttle runs to the nearest gas station, saving the parking spot with humans.

Brilliant!

[JohnnyMack]

YEAH DEAN!!!!

BOO NO TERLET!!!!

We can park a car in the street right in front of the house, and make shuttle runs to the nearest gas station, saving the parking spot with Yermom.

Brilliant!

Sounds good to me.

[colleyvillesooner]

BURN!!!

[OklahomaRed]

Dean,

Probably a day late on info (as usual). What happened to the 5th wheel?

[colleyvillesooner]

:pop:

[Okla-homey]

Alright hillbillies, here's where we stand:

I went this morning to strongarm the ****nuts at Floyds. I told them to fix the roof, but just patch the skylights until the new ones come in. They were all "OK, we'll get it done today for sure." Then a little while ago I get a call. It seems that not only were the skylights back-ordered, but now they don't have any of the rubber roof crapola in stock either. They're attempting to find some locally, but it ain't looking good for the RV....

I have a call in to Homey to see if we can still set up a canopy and some tables, chairs, grill, etc. in the yard. We can do a scaled-down version of the tailgate without the turlet, A/C, and electricity/running water/TV. When I hear something back from them we'll keep you posted.

BREAKING NEWS: The kind homeowner has consented to us setting up in front of her house. Awning on the lawn. Grill on the sidewalk, etc. Sooo, if Dean's game, we're a go. Stand-by for words from Dean.

[C&CDean]

Dean,

Probably a day late on info (as usual). What happened to the 5th wheel?

It was attacked by the neighbor's pecan tree. Tore off all the vents, sewer vents, skylights, and punched about a dozen holes in the roof.

[colleyvillesooner]

BREAKING NEWS: The kind homeowner has consented to us setting up in front of her house. Awning on the lawn. Grill on the sidewalk, etc. Sooo, if Dean's game, we're a go. Stand-by for words from Dean.

Does said homeowner have a port-a-pottie? :O

[Okla-homey]

Does said homeowner have a port-a-pottie? :O

If she's home, she might let us pee in her bathroom, but I would NOT plan on it. I felt like a big enough goober asking if we could still do this ghetto-style without asking her if we could pee in her house.:D

[JohnnyMack]

It was attacked by the neighbor's pecan tree. Tore off all the vents, sewer vents, skylights, and punched about a dozen holes in the roof.

http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/l/7/noltenick.jpg

[C&CDean]

No RV, but we're gonna do it hillbilly style at the same place. I'll bring an awning, a couple tables, a few chairs, etc. I'd really rather not pack the grill, so if anyone of you mountain people could bring a grill that'd be cool.

I'll also bring the sausages, chips, dogs, beer, sodas, etc. I'll try to remember some other stuff, but I'm sure if you want to bring things like napkins, paper plates, plastic cups, etc. it'd be very helpful. I'm so used to having everything in the 5th wheel I'm sure I'm gonna forget stuff. Like tongs to turn the dogs. Somebody bring tongs dammit. And a bottle opener. And stuff.

[colleyvillesooner]

If she's home, she might let us pee in her bathroom, but I would NOT plan on it. I felt like a big enough goober asking if we could still do this ghetto-style without asking her if we could pee in her house.:D

Let me rephrase...does said homeowner's house have a "side of the house" :D

We'll figure something out...

[Scott D]

Shouldn't Mrs Dean be putting together the Tailgate "Care Package" so your muh****in' *** don't forget everything? ;)

[JohnnyMack]

..does said homeowner's house have a "side of the house" :D



Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a ****. .

[C&CDean]

Shouldn't Mrs Dean be putting together the Tailgate "Care Package" so your muh****in' *** don't forget everything? ;)

Heh. Funny you mention that. Ask Doleo what she said a little while ago. She's all "so, I'll go get the food and stuff, what else will you need?" She's working on a list right now in her office. Gotta love that little nazi.

[Scott D]

Heh. Funny you mention that. Ask Doleo what she said a little while ago. She's all "so, I'll go get the food and stuff, what else will you need?" She's working on a list right now in her office. Gotta love that little nazi.

well being married always works when you know what the little lady is thinking.

[colleyvillesooner]

Don't tell nobody, man....

[colleyvillesooner]

I'LL BRING THE FOLLOWING:

tongs
15 brats and buns
spicy mustard
small bag charcoal
lighter fluid
beer
OU cooler

I think we have some paper plates/cups. But they're blue. ****.

[colleyvillesooner]

Jmack, can you bring your small grill too?

[C&CDean]

I'LL BRING THE FOLLOWING:

Small tailgate grill like this (http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/72/86/49/27/0072864927007_215X215.jpg)
tongs
15 brats and buns
spicy mustard
small bag charcoal
lighter fluid
beer
OU cooler
koozies

The grill in the link is gas. Why do you need charcoal? And I'm kinda thinking we don't want charcoal since we have to dump the coals somewhere. We need to leave this kind lady's yard in better shape than what we found it.

Doleo, bring your lawnmower.

[JohnnyMack]

Jmack, can you bring your small grill too?

I have chairs & cooler. No small grill. I'm retarded.

[colleyvillesooner]

Well, ****ing great. ;)

maybe picasso has a nice one with wheels he can drag behind his car. :D

[Scott D]

I'LL BRING THE FOLLOWING:

Small tailgate grill like this (http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/72/86/49/27/0072864927007_215X215.jpg)
tongs
15 brats and buns
spicy mustard
small bag charcoal
lighter fluid
beer
OU cooler

I think we have some paper plates/cups. But they're blue. ****.

I certainly hope mrs. colley is packing this stuff up as we type........because she's gotta learn eventually ;)

[C&CDean]

I've got a small grill, I just don't want to have to go get it out of the RV, etc. One of you green people oughta be able to bring a dang grill now.

[colleyvillesooner]

The grill in the link is gas. Why do you need charcoal? And I'm kinda thinking we don't want charcoal since we have to dump the coals somewhere. We need to leave this kind lady's yard in better shape than what we found it.

Doleo, bring your lawnmower.

Okay. I don't have a gas grill though. I was just showing that one for size comparisons.

[colleyvillesooner]

We're about to find out if Tulsa represents or not...

[C&CDean]

Homey? Picasso? Somebody else from Tulsey who plans on going? Who's got a gas grill? Or maybe a small metal garbage can we can dump coals/ashes into? Step up people. Putting on a tailgate ain't just about showing up.

[bri]

Mine's charcoal, sorry.

I'll bring, um, the bottle opener.

And it's nice to see that there's still someone who remembers what Soonerfans tailgates were like circa 1999, before we got spoiled. :D

[r5TPsooner]

I've got a small grill, I just don't want to have to go get it out of the RV, etc. One of you green people oughta be able to bring a dang grill now.


I have a brand new (and I mean new) Weber Q grill that would be perfect. Just had it replaced yesterday. If I had a ticket to the game I could be head grill master. I'll even provide the gas.

[colleyvillesooner]

Or maybe a small metal garbage can we can dump coals/ashes into?

They got sewer openings in Tulsa don't they? ;)

[IB4OU2]

They got sewer openings in Tulsa don't they? ;)

They don't need sewers in Tulsa.

Tulsa>OKC>Dallas

[Boarder]

Don't bring lighter fluid, bring a chimney starter. Polluters!

[C&CDean]

Don't bring lighter fluid, bring a chimney starter. Polluters!

you mean like the one i borrowed from you and haven't returned??

[proud gonzo]

The grill in the link is gas. Why do you need charcoal? And I'm kinda thinking we don't want charcoal since we have to dump the coals somewhere. We need to leave this kind lady's yard in better shape than what we found it.

Doleo, bring your lawnmower.I don't think he HAS a lawnmower.

[colleyvillesooner]

I am about to leave work for Tulsa. I'll just leave my small charcoal grill in the trunk just in case. I told JMack to text me if all hell breaks loose and the gate gets cancelled....again.

[C&CDean]

And I'm fixin' to leave for the house, and don't know if I'll be back on-line in the morning or not. Who's gonna bring a dang grill?

[Harry Beanbag]

If she's home, she might let us pee in her bathroom, but I would NOT plan on it. I felt like a big enough goober asking if we could still do this ghetto-style without asking her if we could pee in her house.:D


My hillbilly neighbors created a poop tent to take camping. It consists of an old four pole tent, a folding lawn chair, a plywood cutout with toilet seat screwed into it, a 5 gallon bucket, and a roll of kitchen trash bags. Let me tell ya, it is pure Nirvana out in the woods. I'll have to take some pictures.

[colleyvillesooner]

C'mon tulsa peeps. Worst case, just bring something we can put the charcoal in.

[Okla-homey]

And I'm fixin' to leave for the house, and don't know if I'll be back on-line in the morning or not. Who's gonna bring a dang grill?

sorry. All I got is my BGE and that puppy ain't portable at about 300 pounds.

[proud gonzo]

i have a gas grill... but i'm not going :O

[JohnnyMack]

i have a gas grill... but i'm not going :O

Can Dolemom bring it?

[handcrafted]

Hey Dean.

Stop being so happily married to the most wonderful woman on the planet.

You're effing it up for the rest of us.

Notice, in normal wymmyns fashion, I am blaming you for the problems.

[proud gonzo]

Yeah--if somebody wants to come over and pick it up, y'all can borrow it for the tailgate tomorrow.

You have to fight through the spider webs to get to it, though.

[sanantoniosooner]

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/redneck-trailer-hitch-toilet-10-thumb.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Yeah--if somebody wants to come over and pick it up, y'all can borrow it for the tailgate tomorrow.

You have to fight through the spider webs to get to it, though.
What you wont get it out and clean it up ?:P

[BudSooner]

What you wont get it out and clean it up ?:P

Clean it hell, turn that mother on and cook the bugs.


:les:Its just protein man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SelmaBamaFan]

hehe Sounds like this tailgate is going to be epic!

[OUinFLA]

we will have to go to page two in order to read any un-meaningful threads.

Im kinda lazy, so...............

Stop stabbing every decent thread!


plzthks

[SelmaBamaFan]

FIRST!

[sanantoniosooner]

This thread needs to be deleted to make room for more stickies.

[1stTimeCaller]

9 pages and three threads for the Tulsa tailgate. Much better than a Dallas lunch thread.

[SoonerStormchaser]

I wish I could come, but I'm gonna be on a plane back home...

[SoonerStormchaser]

This thread needs to be deleted to make room for more stickies.


Copycat stickies are even better!:rolleyes:

[GottaHavePride]

What you wont get it out and clean it up ?:P

CLEAN it? It's got cast iron grates! You don't clean those, you scrape 'em off, brush 'em with oil, and fire that thing up.

(NOTE: oil BEFORE fire. The other way = bad things.)

[StuIsTheMan]

CLEAN it? It's got cast iron grates! You don't clean those, you scrape 'em off, brush 'em with oil, and fire that thing up.

(NOTE: oil BEFORE fire. The other way = bad things.)

you might want to be specific on the type of oil...Don't want Vet bring'n the the ol 10W30 with him...just say'n...YWIA:D

[Petro-Sooner]

Wheres the tailgate going to be located?

[OUinFLA]

Wheres the tailgate going to be located?


Im certain it will not be on page 2

[GottaHavePride]

IBTM.


Oh. Wait.

[Sooner24]

This sounds like the old tailgates back in the 90's over by "The Huff" No TV, no electricity, gosh, Mrs Phil wasn't even Mrs Phil yet. Boy that seems like a 100 years ago.

[proud gonzo]

What you wont get it out and clean it up ?:PNo. If y'all want to use it, you'll have to wade through the big web and pull it out from behind the mower in the shed. And probably get some more propane...because I'm not sure how much is in the tank.

[Soonerus]

I am sure it would kill some of you guys but if you get in a pinch I have a nice motorhome...however I have it in the shop too since I cannot go to Tulsa...but if the need arises in future I may be able to be the back up to Dean....

[soonerboomer93]

IATM

[olevetonahill]

No. If y'all want to use it, you'll have to wade through the big web and pull it out from behind the mower in the shed. And probably get some more propane...because I'm not sure how much is in the tank.
Well hell IF i lived up that way AND IF I was gonna be able to make the Game I would , But since I dont I wont . However IF I could make the Game Id just bring Mine :P
and Let you enjoy you web thingys :D

[C&CDean]

Oh fer ****'s sake people, I'll bring my damn grill. Judas H. Priest wearing an apron and a chef's hat, you Tulsaites are one lame bunch.

We're gonna be heading out of here in an hour or two heading that way. For those that are more technically challenged than even me, the tailgate is at:

1328 S. Gary Ave.

That's Gary AVE. not Gary PLACE. It's two blocks straight south of Skelly. South means down, not up or sideways, but down. Right DOWN Gary Ave. from the stadium. Got it? Good. Be there.

[Scott D]

Oh fer ****'s sake people, I'll bring my damn grill. Judas H. Priest wearing an apron and a chef's hat, you Tulsaites are one lame bunch.

We're gonna be heading out of here in an hour or two heading that way. For those that are more technically challenged than even me, the tailgate is at:

1328 S. Gary Ave.

That's Gary AVE. not Gary PLACE. It's two blocks straight south of Skelly. South means down, not up or sideways, but down. Right DOWN Gary Ave. from the stadium. Got it? Good. Be there.

muh****ah you shouldn't be surprised. IMO someone shoulda made ole retired airbird lawyer wannabe responsible for supplying a grill. ;)

[colleyvillesooner]

I'm still not taking my charcoal one out of the trunk. ;)

[JohnnyMack]

I'm bringing a sheephumper to the tailgate.

srsly.

:O

But said sheephumper did give me a free ticket to the game.

[NormanPride]

I have a small charcoal grill sitting outside that a little old lady left before she moved... I could bring that. It's one of these (http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50205420/Barbecue_Grill.jpg) types. And it's been sitting out there for about 2 years. :O

[C&CDean]

See y'all there.

[Whet]

Enjoy your tailgating in Tulsa and hollar really loud tonight!

When trying to find Gary Ave., remember the streets are laid out alphabetically and Street/Avenue is before Place/Court. Gary Ave is between Delaware and Harvard.

If you are coming from Norman/OKC and taking I-244 east, be sure to exit at Delaware, turn right (south) to 11th Street (you will exit around 1st St). At 11th street, turn left (east) - there is a traffic signal at the corner and I think a Bama Pie factory on the southwest corner, as well.

Follow the map to find Gary Ave. The house will be on the west side of the street (even #'s west, odd #'s east).

Ensure you can park on the street - there may be restrictions during game events......

Don't forget to bring your Bugle's snacks to share with the TU folks!

Again, for those of us that can not be at the game, do us proud!

[picasso]

Oh fer ****'s sake people, I'll bring my damn grill. Judas H. Priest wearing an apron and a chef's hat, you Tulsaites are one lame bunch.

We're gonna be heading out of here in an hour or two heading that way. For those that are more technically challenged than even me, the tailgate is at:

1328 S. Gary Ave.

That's Gary AVE. not Gary PLACE. It's two blocks straight south of Skelly. South means down, not up or sideways, but down. Right DOWN Gary Ave. from the stadium. Got it? Good. Be there.
speaking of, I helped the wife at her center's cookout yesterday @ St. John's. I got to grill with her bosses hubby and the VP of the hospital. I'm paying for it today, I think I swallowed a gallon of smoke.:(

[IB4OU2]

speaking of, I helped the wife at her center's cookout yesterday @ St. John's. I got to grill with her bosses hubby and the VP of the hospital. I'm paying for it today, I think I swallowed a gallon of smoke.:(

I heard grilled bosses hubbies and hospital VP's are tough as a bus stop steak.

[picasso]

burgers. smokey at that.

nice boob move grab on Howzie Poo in your avvie. Reminds me of my college elbow boob move.

[j-dub]

In

[TUSooner]

See y'all there.
So it's on again?!
GREAT !!!

Oh wait.
I'm still 900 flippin miles away.
dang :(

Y'all have fun and wave to me on the TV. ;)

[JohnnyMack]

So it's on again?!
GREAT !!!

Oh wait.
I'm still 900 flippin miles away.
dang :(

Y'all have fun and wave to me on the TV. ;)

I plan on streaking at halftime.

It. Will. Rule.

[GottaHavePride]

So it's on again?!


Like Donkey Kong.

[StoopTroup]

I went and parked a car over there earlier with my chairs, cooler and some other things...

My Wife peed in the bushes....

NO....

I didn't have a camera on me...:(

[MiccoMacey]

Dean was there, Okla-homey, Colleyville and bri. Not sure whom else was there.

For those I didn't meet, I was the bald-headed gent with his four-year old daughter in the polka dot dress (her, not me).

Good times.

[OU4LIFE]

I came by and "Bruced" all of you.

that means I showed up while no one was there...