Not bad...

[southern sooner]

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, an Oklahoma fan,
Nebraska fan, Texas fan, and Kansas State fan. They had been arguing
all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard"
fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Nebraska fan proclaimed to
the other four, "This is for the Corn Huskers!" and promptly threw
himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Nebraska fan, the Kansas State fan jumped up
and shouted, "This is for the Wild Cats!" and then threw himself off the
mountain.

Refusing to be outdone by the Nebraska and Kansas State fans, the
Oklahoma fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "This
is for the Sooners!" and without hesitation pushed the Texas fan off
the mountain.

[frankensooner]

Kinda like the Remember the Alamo Joke, only not quite as good. ;)

[Jewstin]

Hahahah! :D

[goingoneight]

There's three guys in a bar. A :texan:, an :stunned:, and a Sooner. The :texan: downs a beer and tosses it up in the air and shoots it like a clay. He says "we got plenty of great beers down in Texas!"

:stunned: downs a shot and says "We've got plenty of the world's greatest whiskey in Oklahoma" while mocking the :texan: and shooting his shot glass.

The Sooner downs a beer, downs a shot, throws 'em both on the ground and shoots the :aggie: and the :texan: and says "two less of those faggots is more than plenty."