There is some genetic trait on my wifes side of the family.....

[sanantoniosooner]

That makes them freak out and rearrange the furniture for no good reason at all.

Sometimes I want to strangle people.:mad:

[sanantoniosooner]

all I'm say'n is this isn't going to last long.

Some people need a computer simulation to see why it wont work because they can't visualize.

I can visualize, people.

I could have told you it wouldn't work.

[sanantoniosooner]

Seriously, I may end up on the evening news over this.

[sanantoniosooner]

Amazing how that falling candle holder chips the finish on a guitar when you shove crap where it doesn't belong.

[BudSooner]

Heh, my soon to be ex old lady's family is like that too.




dumb ****s. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

My big screen looks like a 12" set from my new location.

I need binoculars.

[Hot Rod]

My big screen looks like a 12" set from my new location.

I need binoculars.

Funny enough, my wife recently changed our furniture back so the big screen would be closer. Maybe she could give her some tips.

[sanantoniosooner]

My living room looks like a yard sale.

[StuIsTheMan]

Seriously, I may end up on the evening news over this.

Be sure to wear the mask so we know it's you:D

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/uci2/Anger-m.jpg

[Harry Beanbag]

My wife must be related to yours. I came home last Friday to find the living room rearranged. Now the only way you can get a frontal view of the big screen is to lay down on one of the sofas, which isn't all that bad I guess.

[BudSooner]

Is there any signs of "Hillbillyism" such as the stacking of unwanted stuff out on the curb with a sign that says "free" nearby? :D

[sanantoniosooner]

I can guarantee that this new layout will result in my children running into the extended footrest of my recliner way more often than they already do.

[sanantoniosooner]

Is there any signs of "Hillbillyism" such as the stacking of unwanted stuff out on the curb with a sign that says "free" nearby? :D
no.......we're keeping it all.

We are just now trying to create a labyrinth out of the room.

[StuIsTheMan]

no.......we're keeping it all.

We are just now trying to create a labyrinth out of the room.

you live with David Bowie?

http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/los80/Jareth_clr-mn.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

you live with David Bowie?
no.

I live with a woman that has an alphabetical list of crap that gets on my nerves.

18 years into this marriage and we're just to "Furniture Maze".

I may retaliate by creating a "bog of eternal stench"

[StuIsTheMan]

you owe me a new screen...LMAO....SPEK!:D

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm starting to get neck pain trying to watch the TV.

[olevetonahill]

Amazing how that falling candle holder chips the finish on a guitar when you shove crap where it doesn't belong.
Here interior decorator Broke back Ya :pop:

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

My stepmother has a need to rearrange and remodel. Are there men who like to do that? I guess, but it seems to mostly be a woman thing.

[sanantoniosooner]

My Father'N'law gets the same urges.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

My Father'N'law gets the same urges.I wouldn't like that!

[BudSooner]

Here are my steps towards resolving your issue.


1-Go get a big can of store bought chlil, open can, pour into bowl, add peppers and cook until hot.
2-Add Can of beans(optional)
3-Pour yourself a beer
4-enjoy the chili, beer and the game
5-fart until EVERYONE clears the room
6-repeat step 5 until EVERYONE goes to TGI Fridays
7-when you go to bed, be sure to call the loved ones and give them the 411 that the house is back in order.


:D

[Petro-Sooner]

Its not chili if it doesnt have beans in it.








:cool: :D

[bluedogok]

Its not chili if it has beans in it.
There, fixed that for ya :D

[SoonerJack]

Every time my MIL shows up, something gets moved around in my house. Doesn't ask permission, just kinda does it.

[royalfan5]

That's the opposite of my family. Nobody has changed the furniture configuration of their homes in at least a decade.

[sanantoniosooner]

That's the opposite of my family. Nobody has changed the furniture configuration of their homes in at least a decade.
you aren't married dingleberry.

Nobody on MY side of the family gets these OCD furniture fits either.

It's the INLAWS.

[royalfan5]

you aren't married dingleberry.

Nobody on MY side of the family gets these OCD furniture fits either.

It's the INLAWS.
The point is that neither side of my family does it. The only people I have ever know to act that way are gay men. None which are related to me.

[frankensooner]

If you just would buy her all new furniture, she would be happy, for a while, anyway. Don't you love your wife? ;)

[sanantoniosooner]

The point is that neither side of my family does it. The only people I have ever know to act that way are gay men. None which are related to me.
"neither side" has yet to include inlaws.

You're in for a treat when you finally hit that self imposed age and go to marry a chick with a lot of baggage and some crazy relatives.

[sanantoniosooner]

If you just would buy her all new furniture, she would be happy, for a while, anyway. Don't you love your wife? ;)
This was new furniture at one time.

Back when I loved her. ;)

[royalfan5]

"neither side" has yet to include inlaws.

You're in for a treat when you finally hit that self imposed age and go to marry a chick with a lot of baggage and some crazy relatives.
Being a lifetime bachelor is a common practice in my family, so I don't really have to worry about the pressure to get married.

[sanantoniosooner]

Being a lifetime bachelor is a common practice in my family, so I don't really have to worry about the pressure to get married.
I guess you don't need a female if you have enough corn around.;)

[royalfan5]

I guess you don't need a female if you have enough corn around.;)
How else to do you think people came up with Cornhusker's lotion?