Even a blind squirrel eventually finds a nut...

[Half a Hundred]

And Hornfans finds a sense of humor

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[The Maestro]

I am sure Texas will have many offensive plays...offensive to their fans!

[frankensooner]

They seem really hopeful! ;)

[silverwheels]

We ran that play in the first post against Alabama in 2003. Touchdown to Mark Clayton.

[handcrafted]

Oh sorry, I thought you said a blind squirrel gets a nut. Big difference. :P

[Seamus]

We will open the game with the old-fashioned power sweep. Yes, the old student body left, except in this version the majority of the team sweeps into the OU bench area, whereupon they steal their Okie wallets, guns, pot, and Play Stations. Then the team unveils their new Rappin' Horn Haka Dance to celebrate the successful bench invasion, flashes a few gangsta hand signs, and struts through the tunnel to peddle the goods just outside the Fairgrounds. Videos and stills will be posted on the interweb afterwards.
Why break with tradition?

Pure gold! :texan:

[Leroy Lizard]

All of the threads on this board usually open real quickly. But this one took a long time to load. I wonder why?

[GottaHavePride]

Sometimes the server gets tired.

A tired. It has one.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

LOL




This will be the first series. We will get the ball off a touch-back at the 20. First play hook and ladder to the OU 40. Next play Quan end around into WR pass to Limas. Limas down to the 4. Next play, Statue of Liberty to Vondrell to go up 6-0.

In a quick math error, Mack decides we will try and put this one out of reach and go for two. Consequently, things revert to normal where we throw a bubble screen which is intercepted and ran back for a pick 2....

[josh09]

Hilarious.

[Crucifax Autumn]

MAybe someone over there grew a sense of reality, but they're still all crazy jackasses.