SoonerMooner
9/19/2007, 11:16 AM
Three boys in the fifth grade at a Dallas area school are playing "measure the wienie"; the son of an OU alum, the son of a Texas alum, and the son of an OSU alum.
The OU kid pulls his out and it’s only 3 inches long. Not bad (remember this is the fifth grade).
The Texas kid pulls his out and it, too, is 3 inches long.
Next, the OSU kid draws his out from his shorts and it is 6 inches long!
His two schoolmates are impressed: “That has to be the biggest wienie in the whole school!”
So the OSU kid runs excitedly home and asks his father, “Dad, I have the largest penis in the fifth grade, is it that God has blessed me because you went to OSU?”
His father sighs and says, “no, son, it's because you're 19 years old.”:eek:
The OU kid pulls his out and it’s only 3 inches long. Not bad (remember this is the fifth grade).
The Texas kid pulls his out and it, too, is 3 inches long.
Next, the OSU kid draws his out from his shorts and it is 6 inches long!
His two schoolmates are impressed: “That has to be the biggest wienie in the whole school!”
So the OSU kid runs excitedly home and asks his father, “Dad, I have the largest penis in the fifth grade, is it that God has blessed me because you went to OSU?”
His father sighs and says, “no, son, it's because you're 19 years old.”:eek: