olevetonahill
9/19/2007, 09:51 AM
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and
those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in
beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol
has
to
go through a filtering process and then fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink
water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service.
:D
those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in
beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol
has
to
go through a filtering process and then fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink
water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service.
:D