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ruf/nekdad
9/19/2007, 09:42 AM
opps

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=rules/070905
usmc-sooner
9/19/2007, 10:03 AM
Rule #1 should be

#1 Do not declare you're offense the greatest in the world if it sux.

Rule #2 should be

Do not declare you're QB a Heisman candidate then bench him in game 2

Rule #3
Do not let your doners run the team.
StanberryWasIn
9/19/2007, 10:14 AM
Not sure about #46a. Please remove the "1985 Orange Bowl champs" sticker immediately.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=rules/070905

I've got no problem with that rule. The UW Huskies fans should stop living in the past.
85sooners
9/19/2007, 10:16 AM
Rule #1 should be

#1 Do not declare you're offense the greatest in the world if it sux.

Rule #2 should be

Do not declare you're QB a Heisman candidate then bench him in game 2

Rule #3
Do not let your doners run the team.:P :D
mdklatt
9/19/2007, 10:42 AM
8. If a team from your conference makes the BCS title game and is a sworn rival, you cannot root for that team. Not now. Not ever.

9. You are allowed to root freely against the following schools for no specific reasons: Notre Dame; Notre Dame in their puke-green jerseys; Notre Dame when playing on "Triumph of the Will"-shaming propaganda house organ NBC; USC; any school that plays its fight song approximately 4,387 times per game like USC; Michigan; Miami; Ohio State; any school like Ohio State with a pretentious "the" in front of its name, because otherwise how would we know which Ohio State university they were talking about?; any school coached by Steve Spurrier; any school coached by Nick Saban.

What should we have done in 2005? :confused: :(
cheezyq
9/19/2007, 11:06 AM
What should we have done in 2005? :confused: :(

Implode? :D
Theskipster
9/19/2007, 11:10 AM
What should we have done in 2005? :confused: :(

It says you are allowed to root against USC, not that you have to.

You have to root against Texas.
Oldnslo
9/19/2007, 11:15 AM
What should we have done in 2005? :confused: :(
Personally, my solution was, throughout the game, to root for a natural disaster such as earthquake or asteroid strike. Having Miami and ND in the stands at the game would have made it all perfect.
freshchris05
9/19/2007, 11:17 AM
What should we have done in 2005? :confused: :(


Drink...
StuIsTheMan
9/19/2007, 11:59 AM
has'nt this been posted a few times before?:pop:
DoubleDown
9/19/2007, 12:15 PM
What should we have done in 2005? :confused: :(

Ummm... I thought 2005 never happened:confused:

(maybe that's just for us)
colinreturn
9/19/2007, 07:42 PM
this is the 3rd time this has been posted.....
usmc-sooner
9/19/2007, 08:05 PM
this is the 3rd time this has been posted.....

feel free to stop reading it at any time now. :D
colinreturn
9/19/2007, 09:09 PM
feel free to stop reading it at any time now. :D


:pop: :twinkies:
colinreturn
9/19/2007, 09:12 PM
i have to read all the funny aggie jokes