New Job

[jk the sooner fan]

= me

goodbye crappy insurance company, hello FAA

[sanantoniosooner]

Now you can afford to hang out with a better crowd at lunch.

[jk the sooner fan]

i'll have too, i'll be working in northeast fort worth!

[olevetonahill]

So are you ATC ? or what ?
If I fly My little plane down there are ya gonna guide me into a Boieng passenger jet ?

[jk the sooner fan]

no, not atc - job title = security specialist

[Newbomb Turk]

cool - another FAA comrade. Hope you like the new job.

[Mjcpr]

Congrats!

[sooner_born_1960]

Congrats. THe SW Regional office isn't bad.

[olevetonahill]

no, not atc - job title = security specialist
So you the one that will try to bust me ! ?:eek:
and I thot we was friends !:eek:

[jk the sooner fan]

i'll turn a blind eye to everything you do ;)

[olevetonahill]

i'll turn a blind eye to everything you do ;)
Good Jorb
I promise to NOT fly in more than 2 lbs
Just fer casual use lol:P

[olevetonahill]

i'll turn a blind eye to everything you do ;)
Good Jorb
I promise to NOT fly in more than 2 lbs
Just fer casual use lol:P

[olevetonahill]

i'll turn a blind eye to everything you do ;)
Good Jorb
I promise to NOT fly in more than 2 lbs
Just fer casual use lol:P

[jk the sooner fan]

so if you say 2lbs 3 times, what does that mean?

[sanantoniosooner]

so if you say 2lbs 3 times, what does that mean?
He's using his inventory.

[OUDoc]

60 pounds

[olevetonahill]

so if you say 2lbs 3 times, what does that mean?
Less I flunked Math I guees 6 lbs is what im saying lol
But I promise its fer My personal use !
Ya know to get laid and such ! ;)

[olevetonahill]

60 pounds
What math skool you go to ?
Oh you did the Power of 10 or sumpoin !
:confused:

[jk the sooner fan]

you need weed to get laid?

[olevetonahill]

60 pounds
60 would be ok then Id only have to do 2 flights a year !
Ya know fer personal use an all !:twinkies: :twinkies: :twinkies: :twinkies: :pop: :pop: :pop: :pop: :pop:

[OUDoc]

What math skool you go to ?
Oh you did the Power of 10 or sumpoin !
:confused:
When a doctor asks you how much you drink, each beer the patient mentions actually more like a six-pack. A "beer or two a day" is probably more like 6-12 beers/day. I took creative license with your cargo amount. :)

[olevetonahill]

When a doctor asks you how much you drink, each beer the patient mentions actually more like a six-pack. A "beer or two a day" is probably more like 6-12 beers/day. I took creative license with your cargo amount. :)
Doc I decided to give my kidneys and Liver a break
I drank nothing but Black Jack on Ice all Nite !
And Yea JK I get the the chicks High and then Nail em
See Im old and fat lol !:D

[olevetonahill]

When a doctor asks you how much you drink, each beer the patient mentions actually more like a six-pack. A "beer or two a day" is probably more like 6-12 beers/day. I took creative license with your cargo amount. :)
Im honest Bro I tell em 1 or 2 a day !and I mean it
1 or 2 12 packs lol
Is that Bad fer me ?
:confused:

[jk the sooner fan]

heh, ok :)

[RacerX]

There's a guy in Santa Cruz that got busted for pot. He said it was for medicinal purposes.










a 100 pounds of medicine.

[jk the sooner fan]

he was really sick

[olevetonahill]

There's a guy in Santa Cruz that got busted for pot. He said it was for medicinal purposes.










a 100 pounds of medicine.
hey Doc Help the Bro out !
Hell with him can you give ME a prescription ?

[olevetonahill]

he was really sick
Did OUDoc over prescribe again ?:confused:

[crawfish]

You gonna be moving? That's quite a drive from where you're at now...

[jk the sooner fan]

no, its a 30 mile drive one way, taking the 121/183 to 820 route.....mrs jk works in frisco now so we'll be staying where we're at...this job comes with a nice little pay raise, and i couldnt get a better deal on my interest rate than i have now with the current mortgage

[olevetonahill]

You gonna be moving? That's quite a drive from where you're at now...
If I ever leave My hill . Im takin all My pictures a few clothes and Boomer
the rest of this shat can stay here
Now The way I see me leavin is feet first in a black bag !
the kids can decide what to do with the rest !:P

[olevetonahill]

You gonna be moving? That's quite a drive from where you're at now...
Oh you wernt talking to me !:O

[1stTimeCaller]

this job comes with a nice little pay raise, and i couldnt get a better deal on my interest rate than i have now with the current mortgage

you could probably write a check to pay off your mortgage but that would be silly. btw, are you going to keep the Yukon or get something with better gas mileage?

;)

[jk the sooner fan]

you could probably write a check to pay off your mortgage but that would be silly. btw, are you going to keep the Yukon or get something with better gas mileage?

;)

no, i'm still making payments on the lexus ;)

[Mongo]

no, i'm still making payments on the lexus ;)


ooh, a Lexus and you drink bottled water. I knew you were loaded

[jk the sooner fan]

ooh, a Lexus and you drink bottled water. I knew you were loaded

since i dropped my sponsorship, i found some extra cash flow

[sanantoniosooner]

since i dropped my sponsorship, i found some extra cash flow
I should be able to afford that cello in 10 years.

[crawfish]

no, its a 30 mile drive one way, taking the 121/183 to 820 route.....mrs jk works in frisco now so we'll be staying where we're at...this job comes with a nice little pay raise, and i couldnt get a better deal on my interest rate than i have now with the current mortgage

You're four miles closer than my commute.

Warning, though: 820 becomes a parking lot in the morning and afternoons.

[KABOOKIE]

The FAA is nothing more than the barnicle on the *** of progress.
~Bill Lear

Heh! Have fun with the new job. The FAA is 99.97% fine folks with few 0.03%'ers that do everything to be the typical government employee!

[sanantoniosooner]

I guess royal couldn't hook you up with the FFA?

[StuIsTheMan]

Congrats JK!

Hey if an Eagle goes down...Don't blame the Crew Chief K:D

[jk the sooner fan]

You're four miles closer than my commute.

Warning, though: 820 becomes a parking lot in the morning and afternoons.

yeah, i'm gonna look to see if there's a side road somewhere that i can take instead

any suggestions?

[jk the sooner fan]

. The FAA is 99.97%

i tend to gravitate towards jobs with that %

[sanantoniosooner]

you think you can get them to stop profiling my 8 year old?

I promise to get him to shave that beard off.

[RacerX]

Not trying to jack the thread. But here is a link (http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/archive/2007/September/14/local/stories/02local.htm) to the 100lb weed story.

[soonerboomer93]

good luck with the new job

[Whet]

Good luck in your new job! Don't forget to take advantage of the TSP matching funds...

[OUinFLA]

Does that mean it will be safe to fly now?

Im a bit torn on the issue.

[SicEmBaylor]

= me

goodbye crappy insurance company, hello FAA
That sounds like a pay cut to me.

[jk the sooner fan]

That sounds like a pay cut to me.

to you with no job experience it might

but its more than a 5% pay raise

i didnt enter the job without a history of skills.......

[soonerboomer93]

jk's got mad skillz yo!

[jk the sooner fan]

werd!

[SicEmBaylor]

to you with no job experience it might

but its more than a 5% pay raise

i didnt enter the job without a history of skills.......

No, I mean I was just thinking that a private insurance company might pay more than a gubmint job with the FAA.

[jk the sooner fan]

puhlleeze

insurance companies normally pay squat compared to what investigators with the govt make

especially a small non-standard company like the one i worked for

[mdklatt]

No, I mean I was just thinking that a private insurance company might pay more than a gubmint job with the FAA.

You're obviously not familiar with government jobs.

[jk the sooner fan]

gs-12 aint too bad

[SicEmBaylor]

In all likelihood my first job out of college will be with the government, and my pay is going to be craptacular.

[mdklatt]

In all likelihood my first job out of college will be with the government, and my pay is going to be craptacular.

Let me rephrase that. You're obviously not familiar with skilled government jobs.

[Okla-homey]

no, not atc - job title = security specialist

Do you get to have a gun? Are you going to be an air marshal? That would be cool, 'cept for the fact air marshals aren't allowed to sleep inflight. Which is a good thing, because if so, Achmed might be able to pull some crap and not get immediately shot because the air marshal was asleep. :D

[1stTimeCaller]

After reading about TD2K's infatuation with the security guard at Tinker he decided that he wanted to do that too.

:D

[jk the sooner fan]

no, no gun, its an 1801 position, not an 1811

[Okla-homey]

no, no gun, its an 1801 position, not an 1811

Does that mean you get to terminate with extreme prejudice attempted FAA facility penetrators? :D

[jk the sooner fan]

sadly no

[sooner_born_1960]

The only ones I ever see with guns are the contract security guards.

[sanantoniosooner]

jk will be limited to the use of kung-fu.

[jk the sooner fan]

i did my time with a sidearm, no desire to do that again