View Full Version : Todd Graham...
SoonerStormchaser
9/15/2007, 10:18 PM
...will send the Golden Hurricane fans into a tropical depression come Friday...
birddog
9/15/2007, 10:34 PM
giggles when he has gas and exclaims, "i've got a hurricane in my pants!"
tnraider1
9/15/2007, 10:37 PM
...is taking the Sooners and the points.
Socrefbek
9/15/2007, 10:39 PM
Hums "Livin on Tulsa Time" when he has a bowel movement ... :cool:
birddog
9/15/2007, 10:39 PM
stayed in hays, kansas one night and exclaimed, "boy, this is big city living!"
SoonerStormchaser
9/16/2007, 09:36 AM
bump
CincySooner
9/16/2007, 10:00 AM
... doesn't realize that "Tulsa" backwards is "A Slut".
salth2o
9/16/2007, 12:51 PM
prefers a Golden Shower to a Golden Hurricane.
Frozen Sooner
9/16/2007, 12:56 PM
Expects a royalty check every time someone eats a Graham Cracker.
SoonerEmpire
9/16/2007, 12:58 PM
... is looking for video footage of the OU sidelines so he can steal signals...
SoonerBOI
9/16/2007, 01:02 PM
is not really related to Billy Graham, thus the Lord will bless the our beloved sooners.:)
limey_sooner
9/16/2007, 01:09 PM
...doesn't like it when people find out he's really a hillbilly and refer to him as Graham Cracker.
illinisooner
9/16/2007, 02:20 PM
...thinks the last few years of SNL are better than the mid-late 90's version.
Flagstaffsooner
9/16/2007, 02:33 PM
Loves Tulsa and wants the city to adopt the motto, "What's that smell?".
goingoneight
9/16/2007, 04:17 PM
... lives in Tulsa.
So do I, Todd... so do I. :O
josh09
9/16/2007, 05:21 PM
....is realizing that we already disposed of one hurricane, and that being "Golden" doesnt make you special.
.... is not allowed to eat Rice-aroni
SoonerEmpire
9/16/2007, 05:37 PM
... likes to be referred to as "The Todd", rather than just plain ol' "Todd."
illinisooner
9/16/2007, 06:30 PM
...plies his seed in the other melon patch.
birddog
9/16/2007, 06:36 PM
is on this board unleashing the hurricane neg on everyone and everything in the path of this thread.
JohnnyMack
9/16/2007, 06:51 PM
...has been charged along with O.J. Simpson in connection with an armed robbery in a Las Vegs hotel room.
ClintonSooner
9/16/2007, 07:25 PM
...isnt even known by the common people of Oklahoma, even Tulse as their head coach... seriously
StoopTroup
9/16/2007, 07:30 PM
...will be gone in two years.
SoonerEmpire
9/16/2007, 07:31 PM
... has decided to take his Hand Puppet show to America's Got Talent and thinks he can win it all!
Crucifax Autumn
9/16/2007, 08:22 PM
...Is gonna be hiding behind captain cane friday
msteudem
9/16/2007, 10:28 PM
Will be wishing he was still at Rice when Stoops and company lowers the boom on his Zephyrs.
Crucifax Autumn
9/16/2007, 10:43 PM
...Runs around Soonerfans giving red speck to anyone with a sense of reality!
Jeronimo
9/16/2007, 10:57 PM
........comforts his d-linemen when they come screaming their heads off in terror of the shear size of Loadholt.
Crucifax Autumn
9/16/2007, 11:04 PM
...Thinks Mr. Howell was the hottest Chick on Gilligan's Island
goingoneight
9/16/2007, 11:04 PM
... is a pretty good hire (for Tulsa).
... so was Stoops (for OU).
Crucifax Autumn
9/16/2007, 11:04 PM
...Pees sitting down
BoomerGirl34
9/16/2007, 11:05 PM
....buys off-brand peanut butter from Wal Mart.
Crucifax Autumn
9/16/2007, 11:05 PM
...Craps standing up, or at least he will be Friday!
Crucifax Autumn
9/16/2007, 11:06 PM
....buys off-brand peanut butter from Wal Mart.
and calls it a sex aid
Crucifax Autumn
9/16/2007, 11:07 PM
...Shaves his body hair to keep me from getting red spek for making asshair jokes
...will grow up right before our eyes.
Crucifax Autumn
9/16/2007, 11:10 PM
...Lost his virginity to Captain Cane
Crucifax Autumn
9/16/2007, 11:14 PM
...Eats with a spork so he won't hurt himself
Jeronimo
9/16/2007, 11:15 PM
.......will be wishing a real hurricane would blow through skelly stadium after OU gets done with them.
Crucifax Autumn
9/16/2007, 11:15 PM
...Looks like a used cars salesman
Crucifax Autumn
9/16/2007, 11:38 PM
...Runs around Soonerfans giving red speck to anyone with a sense of reality!
Is way too easily baited by comments like this!
illinisooner
9/17/2007, 12:40 AM
...walks with a vanity cane on the sideline
Frozen Sooner
9/17/2007, 12:42 AM
...encourages people to call him "Coach Kragthorpe"
limey_sooner
9/17/2007, 08:18 AM
...falls for the email about sending $5000 to a nigerian bank in return for a $100,000 payback every damn time.
OUmillenium
9/17/2007, 08:28 AM
...really blows...c'mon he's a hurricane
r5TPsooner
9/17/2007, 09:04 AM
Likes to vacation in San Francisco on a regular basis.
RacerX
9/17/2007, 10:10 AM
Thinks Riverside drive should be 10 lanes wide.
...didn't seal the Tulsa time capsule correctly, allowing water to seep in and destroy the '57 Belvedere.
...thinks savings bonds are the best investment
goingoneight
9/17/2007, 10:21 PM
... hired an award-winning offensive coodinator away from a better program!!! :D
Crucifax Autumn
9/17/2007, 11:52 PM
...Was pretty funny when he PERSONALLY came here to neg me!
Crucifax Autumn
9/18/2007, 12:14 AM
...dutch ovens himself nightly
...enjoys watersports...like every good Tulsan.
Crucifax Autumn
9/18/2007, 12:27 AM
...Is gonna wish he'd stayed at Rice.
Crucifax Autumn
9/18/2007, 12:27 AM
...Wishes Dr. Phil still played middle linebacker for Tulsa...not for his skills at football, but because he's gonna need therapy Friday.
KantoSooner
9/18/2007, 12:30 AM
Quote:
....buys off-brand peanut butter from Wal Mart.
and calls it a sex aid
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Wait! You mean it's not?
Crucifax Autumn
9/18/2007, 12:31 AM
...Cornholes chickens
Crucifax Autumn
9/18/2007, 12:32 AM
Quote:
....buys off-brand peanut butter from Wal Mart.
and calls it a sex aid
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Wait! You mean it's not?
Well, not the off brand anyway! And he "feeds" it to his dog, so EEEWWWWWW!
KantoSooner
9/18/2007, 12:37 AM
hehehehehehe
Wait! would the 'premium' stuff be crunchy? or smooth? Big difference for Todd. Big difference for his dog, too.
...has been on the phone with OSU all week...because he wants to schedule a gauranteed win.
Crucifax Autumn
9/18/2007, 12:46 AM
hehehehehehe
Wait! would the 'premium' stuff be crunchy? or smooth? Big difference for Todd. Big difference for his dog, too.
According to my sources, the dog prefers crunchy, but Todd likes the creamy. Either way, Once Todd gets around to eating the "lefovers" it's pretty creamy.
CincySooner
9/18/2007, 07:53 AM
... was on the phone with Todd Dodge all week. He's going to unveil "GrahamBall" on saturday.
EDIT: Friday :O
william_brasky
9/18/2007, 08:16 AM
requires his entire coaching staff to wear merkins on game days.
...has been posting "Dirty Little Secret about OU" threads on the Tulsa website to boost fan confidence.
...will be wearing his "Free OJ!" bikini briefs for the game.
SoonerEmpire
9/18/2007, 10:09 AM
... auditioned for the main role in Brokeback Mountain and was heartbroken when he didn't get the part since the character is so close to his real life.
mikeelikee
9/18/2007, 10:44 AM
...coaches a football team whose mascot looks like a gold-plated, tapered turd. :D
JohnnyMack
9/18/2007, 10:47 AM
...is personally responsible for the demise of the Metro Diner.
KRYPTON
9/18/2007, 12:17 PM
... is a real looser! ROTSKY!
...has unleashed his spammers to end this nefarious thread.^^^^^
XFollower
9/18/2007, 02:57 PM
is a member of the Gundy hair club for men....
birddog
9/18/2007, 11:08 PM
called bri to thank him personally for patrolling the SOONER website and negging the evil doers.
Crucifax Autumn
9/18/2007, 11:28 PM
...called Stoops begging for a job with dignity.
birddog
9/19/2007, 12:30 AM
thinks skelley stadium should be in the mix for a bcs game.
...iz in ur staydeeums, filmin' ur play signuls.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:34 AM
...is still ****ed that New Kids split up!
goingoneight
9/19/2007, 12:35 AM
... likes being called "Graham Cracker" by his African-American athletes.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:35 AM
...makes the average TV weatherman look like a hippy
goingoneight
9/19/2007, 12:36 AM
... decided N'SYNC's "Bye-Bye-Bye" is appropriate for the stadium intro video.
birddog
9/19/2007, 12:37 AM
likes to wear jorts when he golfs.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:37 AM
...Thinks the kool aid man would be a good adddition to his linebacker corp
birddog
9/19/2007, 12:38 AM
hasn't changed his cat's crap box in 6 years.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:38 AM
...thinks Michael Jordan shoulda focused on baseball
birddog
9/19/2007, 12:38 AM
keeps photos of friends in his wallet.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:39 AM
...hasn't changed HIS crap box in 7!
birddog
9/19/2007, 12:39 AM
puts his garbage in the neighbors cans to avoid paying a garbage bill.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:40 AM
...keeps his wallet in his pants at the foot of those same friends' beds!
Boomerfreakinsooner
9/19/2007, 12:40 AM
Dons his hurricane mask and prowls the streets of Tulsa at night looking to punish evil-doers.
birddog
9/19/2007, 12:40 AM
lowered his 1993 subaru brat.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:41 AM
...steals his neighbor's newspaper to keep up with his favorite team...the Sooners!
birddog
9/19/2007, 12:41 AM
puts butter in his coffee for flavor.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:41 AM
Dons his hurricane mask and prowls the streets of Tulsa at night looking to punish evil-doers
Oughtta head down to Austin...they seemingy need the help!
birddog
9/19/2007, 12:42 AM
thinks 3 days from now is tomorrow.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:42 AM
...thinks its' funny to whizz in his wife's shampoo bottle
goingoneight
9/19/2007, 12:43 AM
I really hate dogging on such a cool dood. Seriously, Graham is a good fit and a cool guy.
But dambittt it's a terdition!!! :D
... lights his farts on youtube.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:43 AM
...Actually WANTS to hear more about Charlie Weiss's asshair!
goingoneight
9/19/2007, 12:44 AM
...thinks its' funny to whizz in his wife's shampoo bottle
And??? :pop:
:D
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:44 AM
...Thinks terdition is cool except when we do it to him
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:45 AM
And???
You really don't wanna hear what he does to the mayo jar!
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:45 AM
...Eats the cheetos from my sig
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:46 AM
...Is gonna come to Vegas and personally try to kick my *** by the time this thread dies!
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 12:59 AM
...gets excited when he watches oprah
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 01:00 AM
...steals panties from local laundrymats
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 01:01 AM
...does his grocery shopping at the bait shop
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 01:02 AM
...thinks Pete Carroll is hot!
SoonerKnight
9/19/2007, 01:19 AM
Believes his team is better than the Sooners!!!!!!! And kicks his dog when he finds out different.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 01:25 AM
...is apparently a friend of Michael Vick
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 01:29 AM
...shaves his sack
Frozen Sooner
9/19/2007, 01:58 AM
...checks his part in the jumbotron.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 11:18 PM
...checks his part in the jumbotron.
Which is way better than when he uses it to pop his *** pimples!
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 11:19 PM
...has a stuffed animal collection.
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 11:20 PM
...is the world's biggest Creed fan
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 11:21 PM
...Got tazed at a John Kerry speech in Florida
Crucifax Autumn
9/19/2007, 11:23 PM
...has a wart on his taint
goingoneight
9/20/2007, 12:44 AM
... farts in elevators.
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2007, 12:49 AM
...When he's the only one in them!
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2007, 12:51 AM
...Has his bedroom wallpapered in Neil Diamond posters
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2007, 12:51 AM
...gets turned on in the tampon aisle
goingoneight
9/20/2007, 12:54 AM
... puts the lotion on the skin...
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2007, 12:57 AM
...Had the TU locker room painted crimson in hopes it's the colors that make OU superior
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2007, 12:57 AM
...masturbates with a belt sander
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2007, 12:58 AM
...When he doesn't have a cheese grater handy
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2007, 12:59 AM
...thinks the Monkees are WAY better than the Beatles
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2007, 01:00 AM
...swallows
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2007, 01:00 AM
...Supplements his income selling Mary Kay and Avon.
Sadly his best customer is Gumby
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2007, 01:04 AM
...Thinks pop tarts are yummy
TheHumanAlphabet
9/20/2007, 09:06 AM
Thinks a Hurricane is actually a Tornado and evacuates Tulsa when Tornado watches are posted for Tulsa county...
meoveryouxinfinity
9/20/2007, 09:29 PM
...is shocked that the Rice-Texas and Oklahoma-Tulsa "rivalries" are only called "rivalries" to pimp the schedule.
...is counting on Gus Malzahn's Arkansas high school groupies to help fill up the stadium with people that will cheer for Tulsa.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/20/2007, 10:09 PM
...has a chip on his shoulder because HE also wasn't recruited by OU!! Blasphemy.
...noticed there was a chip on his shoulder and ate that mofo.
TexSooner000
9/20/2007, 10:26 PM
loves tube steak at the sizzler
:eek:
TexSooner000
9/20/2007, 10:30 PM
loves toe rings
RedGiant
9/20/2007, 10:38 PM
thinks that one team is maybe the best team in college football and the other is a darn good football team, and wants to figure out which team is which.
Results to follow...................................
Crucifax Autumn
9/21/2007, 12:27 AM
...is sleeping in a fetal position right now as the night chills overtake him.
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