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Petro-Sooner
9/14/2007, 12:07 PM
What has he been up to lately?
JohnnyMack
9/14/2007, 12:22 PM
Decapitating people?
Veritas
9/14/2007, 12:31 PM
Decapitating people?
Is it still decapitation if the head is still attached, however tenuously? I've never been clear on that.
OUDoc
9/14/2007, 12:34 PM
Robbing a casino (http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-me-simpson15sep15,0,1681279.story?coll=la-home-center), I hear.
yermom
9/14/2007, 12:35 PM
....still not a jew
StuIsTheMan
9/14/2007, 12:37 PM
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Osama/osama_bin_simpson.jpg:pop:
jdsooner
9/14/2007, 12:44 PM
LAS VEGAS (AP) -- Investigators questioned O.J. Simpson and named him a suspect Friday in a break-in at a casino hotel room involving sports memorabilia.

The actor and former football star told The Associated Press he went to the room to get memorabilia that belonged to him, but didn't break into it.
badger
9/14/2007, 12:49 PM
OJ Simpson lost virtually everything with the wrongful death suit... well, almost.

He still has his NFL pension (which, as we've learned recently from NFL retirees, isn't the millions they so incredibly deserve, whine whine) and his Florida mansion, which cannot be used to satisfy lawsuits, under law.

Therefore, all other means of income, from possessions (like the pride-of-USC Heisman Trophy, FIGHT ON!) to potential money making schemes (like books titled "If I Did It") belong to the Goldmans and Browns.

He's tried working around this, but is obviously unsuccessful. I think he's kind of miffed that a star like him can't live in total luxury anymore, because he owes two families millions.
soonerscuba
9/14/2007, 01:40 PM
O.J. cut off the wrong son's head. That Fred Goldman has devoted his life to making OJ's a life a living hell, good on 'em.
GottaHavePride
9/14/2007, 03:09 PM
Is it still decapitation if the head is still attached, however tenuously? I've never been clear on that.

No. Nearly headless people don't count. Dean could've told you that. ;)
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
9/14/2007, 04:12 PM
....still not a jewbut his lawyer is.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
9/14/2007, 04:14 PM
OJ Simpson lost virtually everything with the wrongful death suit... well, almost.

He still has his NFL pension (which, as we've learned recently from NFL retirees, isn't the millions they so incredibly deserve, whine whine) and his Florida mansion, which cannot be used to satisfy lawsuits, under law.

Therefore, all other means of income, from possessions (like the pride-of-USC Heisman Trophy, FIGHT ON!) to potential money making schemes (like books titled "If I Did It") belong to the Goldmans and Browns.

He's tried working around this, but is obviously unsuccessful. I think he's kind of miffed that a star like him can't live in total luxury anymore, because he owes two families millions.What gets me are the dumb broads that will still consider dating him. I mean "accused of chopping off his ex-wife's head" should put up all kinds of red flags. Don't ya think?
StoopTroup
9/15/2007, 12:45 AM
The Juice.
journeyman
9/15/2007, 12:51 AM
I guess this means that OJ finally found the killer. After he finished checking all the golf courses in the free world, he finds that the real killer is a sports memorabilia salesman holed up in a Vegas casino. Nice detective work, OJ.:D
VeeJay
9/15/2007, 07:29 AM
I have a brother-in-law who lives in South Miami, and a BIL who is a Baptist preacher in KY. The KY one was visiting the Miami one a few years ago, and they encountered OJ on a public golf course. OJ was in the group ahead of them, teeing off. He was loud but not obnoxious. On the first tee, he said to his buddies, "OK, Juice is gonna juice this one." He duffed it, shanking it about thirty yards off the tee.

Apparently all that golf is not helping his game that much.