Very Sad Story....

[SoonerMooner]

Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to
his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring
that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder
of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented
step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University
of Michigan Wolverines, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of
beating anyone.

I plagiarized this from another site, but I think custody could have gone to Notre Dame as well.

[SteelClip49]

dude, that is not funny.

[Collier11]

dude, that is not funny.


uMMM, that is very funny!!!!! :D

[Widescreen]

Heh.

[mrjeffmaxwell]

lol

[sooneron]

dude, that is not funny.
Please go to the funny store, you seem to be all out.

[Jewstin]

Haha, saw a permutation of this the other day ... friggin' hilarious.

[stoopified]

Mildly funny in a twisted sort of way.

[Petro-Sooner]

Is the OU game on tv this week? If so what channel?

[CatfishSooner]

errrrrrrr

[handcrafted]

Please go to the funny store, you seem to be all out.

Oh YEAH???? Well, the JERK Store called, and they're all outa YOU!!!

:D

[I got nuttin']

[Collier11]

Oh YEAH???? Well, the JERK Store called, and they're all outa YOU!!!

:D

[I got nuttin']



The douch e store called and its getting kinda smelly without ya!! :D :D :D


WTF!!!!

[boomersooner28]

Old joke.

[SoonerBOI]

:D

[SoonerMooner]

Old joke.

Well I'm sorry, your highness, if I wasted your valuable time with a joke you had already heard. I bow in awe to your infinite wisdom.:rolleyes:

[SoonerGirl06]

dude, that is not funny.

Seriously... you need to lighten up.

[Widescreen]

Old joke.

[olevetonahill]

dude, that is not funny.
Is to !
Just old but still funny !:P

[olevetonahill]

Well I'm sorry, your highness, if I wasted your valuable time with a joke you had already heard. I bow in awe to your infinite wisdom.:rolleyes:
Lighten up francis . I to said it was old . Old but still funny ! :P

[Will]

maybe a little funny...

[sooneron]

Is to !
Just old but still funny !:P
Kinda like a certain drunkytown engineer...

[Scott D]

dude, that is not funny.

Dude, you need to get laid more than SicEm.

[sooneron]

Sic'em gets laid?

[olevetonahill]

Sic'em gets laid?
Didnt you see his thread
I need help, How do i keep from getting callouses on my hand ?
I told him Divorce it !:P

[Mark_of_Tulsa]

A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm of an OSU fan and he decides to have a little fun with the aggie farmer that owned it.

“Hey there,” he says. “I bet I can make your horse talk.”

“Horses don't talk” says the farmer.

“We’ll see,” says the ventriloquist. He turns to the horse and asks, “So how does your master treat you?”

“Pretty well,” says the horse. “He gives me plenty of food and water, and he lets me run all over.”

“I bet I can make the dog talk, too,” says the ventriloquist.

“Dog's don't talk” says the farmer.

“How about you?” the ventriloquist asks the dog. “Is he good to you too?”

“Yup,” says the dog. “We play fetch.”

“Let’s see what the sheep has to say,” says the ventriloquist.

“Wait!" yells the aggie farmer "That sheep is a ****in' liar!"



Eh? I tried:P

[Petro-Sooner]

Is it on ESPN U Saturday?

[SoonerGirl06]

A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm of an OSU fan and he decides to have a little fun with the aggie farmer that owned it.

“Hey there,” he says. “I bet I can make your horse talk.”

“Horses don't talk” says the farmer.

“We’ll see,” says the ventriloquist. He turns to the horse and asks, “So how does your master treat you?”

“Pretty well,” says the horse. “He gives me plenty of food and water, and he lets me run all over.”

“I bet I can make the dog talk, too,” says the ventriloquist.

“Dog's don't talk” says the farmer.

“How about you?” the ventriloquist asks the dog. “Is he good to you too?”

“Yup,” says the dog. “We play fetch.”

“Let’s see what the sheep has to say,” says the ventriloquist.

“Wait!" yells the aggie farmer "That sheep is a ****in' liar!"



Eh? I tried:P


That was baaaaaaad!

[BigHouseDon]

Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to
his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring
that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder
of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented
step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University
of Michigan Wolverines, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of
beating anyone.

I plagiarized this from another site, but I think custody could have gone to Notre Dame as well.



Ya know if this story had only mentioned ND it would have been hilarious. As it was it was mildly funny. I got to tell ya, you guys got nuthin on the Sparties that surround me at work. At least for the most part y'all aint malicious about it. So if my boys lose this week just let us have it cuz ya know we'll deserve it.


BHD

[SicEmBaylor]

Didnt you see his thread
I need help, How do i keep from getting callouses on my hand ?
I told him Divorce it !:P
I assure you, I have no problem at all keeping callouses off my hands.
There isn't a single one to be found.

[fossil]

This is indeed sad! This joke is so old, first time I heard it I rolled over in my own poop!