Real men of Genius

[dolemitesooner]

"Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius"
(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan (Mr. Delusional Michigan
Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking (clutching at straws!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts
at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent
(How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships
won 40 years before you were born (those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season (been playing since the 1700s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your "arch rivals" App. St. and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with
striking ease (you'll lose by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take
comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year (Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan!)"

[Turd_Ferguson]

Great jorb!!!! Mind if I copy that and email it to a few friends?

[StuIsTheMan]

Great jorb!!!! Mind if I copy that and email it to a few friends?

why not? that's what he did:D

http://www.sackcarr.com/index.php?action=vthread&forum=1&topic=208

[Boomer.....]

Nah, those words came straight out of Doleo's mouth. :rolleyes:

[dolemitesooner]

I never said I ****ing wrote it....LOL.

[StuIsTheMan]

I never said I ****ing wrote it....LOL.

never said you did...just bust'n yer balls man:D

[rufnek05]

thats great man, how long did it take you to write that? or were in a "rhythm of hate" and it just came out?

[Soonerpsycho]

Bongwhorn verision




Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Longhorn Fan.

(Mr. Delusional Longhorn Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you join the bovine faithful in telling us how good UT is going to be based on inscrutable logic and former 5-star highschool recruits.

(We're gonna be number one!)

You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control as you watch your rival represent the Big12 South in your conference championship.

(Championships are overratedddddddddd!)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of the one championship you won since the Beatles broke up.

(Vince Young where are youuuuuuuuuuuu?)

And ignore all the under-performing teams you've fielded and embarrassing games you've lost at home and away.

(We just ran out of timmeeeeeeeeeee!)

After all, you'll argue BCS Bowls are over commercialized and you like playing at the Holiday bowl.

(Bring on Pac-10 number 4!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort in knowing that Mack Brown never really ever loses a game, he just frequently runs out of time!!!!

(Mr. Delusional, Irrational Longhorn Fannnnnnnn!)



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[CatfishSooner]

haha I love these