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olevetonahill
9/12/2007, 11:22 PM
Im at my shop , Biznatcho is with me .
A dude Stopped out front and tried to get her !:eek:
I Calmly walked out in my sweatpants and sandals and Asked Him . Ya want ur asswhooped ? Dude says he just tryin to see if She is His Male !
Im sayin get the **** outta here before I whoopurass.
Dude is sayin I just wanta Know if its MIne .
I say Ya shes yours Thats why she yelped and ran to me !and Is Now Growling at you .
Dude showed that discretion was the Better part.
In other words He RAN :D
Course I skeered the shat outta him :D
CatfishSooner
9/12/2007, 11:24 PM
atta boy
Soonerus
9/12/2007, 11:26 PM
Oledamon....
Tulsa_Fireman
9/12/2007, 11:28 PM
Im sayin get the **** outta here before I whoopurass.

That's goin' in my quote book.

And for this day forward, I'm saying 'whoopurass' as one word. That's awesome. Thanks, Vet!
olevetonahill
9/12/2007, 11:28 PM
Dont **** with MY dogs or Grandbabies !. Ill Openacan !
Soonerus
9/12/2007, 11:29 PM
Ole, how the H did you get so much vcash...
olevetonahill
9/12/2007, 11:29 PM
That's goin' in my quote book.

And for this day forward, I'm saying 'whoopurass' as one word. That's awesome. Thanks, Vet!
:confused: It aint one word ? :confused:
Cause thats the way it came out .
olevetonahill
9/12/2007, 11:30 PM
Ole, how the H did you get so much vcash...
Its a really simple formula !
I bet, I won !:P
dolemitesooner
9/12/2007, 11:31 PM
Sweet
VeeJay
9/12/2007, 11:31 PM
A little Roy-d-Mercerin' never hurt a sumbitch.
dolemitesooner
9/12/2007, 11:32 PM
I would have just beat his ***.
Tulsa_Fireman
9/12/2007, 11:32 PM
When IS th' last time you hadda asswhoopin'?
dolemitesooner
9/12/2007, 11:32 PM
When IS th' last time you hadda asswhoopin'?
4th grade
olevetonahill
9/12/2007, 11:33 PM
When IS th' last time you hadda asswhoopin'?
Many Moons ago and it took 6 !:D
olevetonahill
9/12/2007, 11:34 PM
4th grade
So yesterday Huh ?:P
dolemitesooner
9/12/2007, 11:37 PM
So yesterday Huh ?:P
yep
olevetonahill
9/13/2007, 12:19 AM
yep
:D
StoopTroup
9/13/2007, 12:28 AM
A real dog would have handled it all for you. ;)
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 12:30 AM
kick his A$$ seabass
olevetonahill
9/13/2007, 12:32 AM
A real dog would have handled it all for you. ;)
Bear Dog Died ! try to keep up ! :P
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 12:33 AM
Bear Dog Died ! try to keep up ! :P
Milo woulda made kibble out of the foo
StoopTroup
9/13/2007, 12:33 AM
OH....you had to go there....
SoonerGirl06
9/13/2007, 12:41 AM
I love this thread...

:pop:
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 12:42 AM
I love this thread...

:pop:


really? But there is no pics...odd;)
SoonerGirl06
9/13/2007, 12:44 AM
Usin' my imagination.... and oh what an imagination it is! :D
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 12:45 AM
Usin' my imagination.... and oh what an imagination it is! :D


Don't tease me:P
olevetonahill
9/13/2007, 12:51 AM
Usin' my imagination.... and oh what an imagination it is! :D
Dont need an Imagination . That weirdos asswhoulda been Whooped If he made My little girl dog scream again. No biggie I run him off, Biznatcho is here !
Life is good !
:cool:
SoonerGirl06
9/13/2007, 12:55 AM
Dont need an Imagination . That weirdos asswhoulda been Whooped If he made My little girl dog scream again. No biggie I run him off, Biznatcho is here !
Life is good !
:cool:

This is why you're my hero!
def_lazer_fc
9/13/2007, 02:16 AM
that opening post was quite confusing until i discovered you were talking about your dog and not your girl or something. "see if my female was his male". i just thought you were drunk and not making sense. :D
olevetonahill
9/13/2007, 02:36 AM
Your last sentence is usually correct .
But Please try to keep up. Biznatcho Is My new wiennie . :P
SoonerJack
9/13/2007, 08:11 AM
Olevet. I didn't realize that Biznatcho was a weiner dog. I must have missed a thread some time ago.

I have a couple of dachshunds myself. A short hair red named Penny and a long haired light tan named Stanley. Stanley is doing his best to insure that we get new carpet throughout the house.
olevetonahill
9/13/2007, 10:05 AM
For those who dont know the storey
A coupla months ago , I had My doors and windows open , Ya know aring out the shack .
About 8:30 pm I close the doors, Pop a top and kick back here on the S,O.
About 4 am I decide I want som biscuits an gravy, I walk into My kitchen, and theres Biznatcho , Lookin at me saying Hey what ya got to feed me ?
Im going where in the **** did you come from . So I feed her, she ****s in my floor I beat her *** and toss her out , She crys , I let her back in.
Ive enjoyed her ever since :D
where she came from I have No clue .
IB4OU2
9/13/2007, 10:38 AM
Im at my shop , Biznatcho is with me .
A dude Stopped out front and tried to get her !:eek:
I Calmly walked out in my sweatpants and sandals and Asked Him . Ya want ur asswhooped ? Dude says he just tryin to see if She is His Male !
Im sayin get the **** outta here before I whoopurass.
Dude is sayin I just wanta Know if its MIne .
I say Ya shes yours Thats why she yelped and ran to me !and Is Now Growling at you .
Dude showed that discretion was the Better part.
In other words He RAN :D
Course I skeered the shat outta him :D

Vet, Put this sign up in the yard for Biznatcho-

http://hotdogblog.com/uploads/savt4259ec793692b.jpeg That'll take care of those pupnatchers.
olevetonahill
9/13/2007, 11:04 AM
Vet, Put this sign up in the yard for Biznatcho-

http://hotdogblog.com/uploads/savt4259ec793692b.jpeg That'll take care of those pupnatchers.
Heh
Since ive had her she hasnt found a lap or face she dosnt love :D
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 11:06 AM
Heh
Since ive had her she hasnt found a lap or face she dosnt love :D


sounds like SicEm's ex girlfriend...:eek:
IB4OU2
9/13/2007, 11:07 AM
Heh
Since ive had her she hasnt found a lap or face she dosnt love :D

Well my dogs are like my kids..I'd probably shoot somebody if they tried to take either one.
olevetonahill
9/13/2007, 11:08 AM
sounds like SicEm's ex girlfriend...:eek:
Naw Biznatcho is cute
OCUDad
9/13/2007, 11:47 AM
Has there ever been a more interesting combination of soft heart/hard *** than olevet? Just wonderin'.
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 11:51 AM
Has there ever been a more interesting combination of soft heart/hard *** than olevet? Just wonderin'.

I got a GREAT pic but I'll prolly get banned:mad:
olevetonahill
9/13/2007, 01:21 PM
I got a GREAT pic but I'll prolly get banned:mad:
Post it , If its bad maybe they will let ya just delete it :pop:
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 01:23 PM
Post it , If its bad maybe they will let ya just delete it :pop:

don't tempt me man c'mon:D
olevetonahill
9/13/2007, 01:29 PM
don't tempt me man c'mon:D
post it in Slicks House , Ill tell ya what I think :cool:
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 01:42 PM
done...and it's not that bad...like the others the other day...but they would of baned me fo sho