View Full Version : How do I tell someone
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 02:17 PM
to leave me the **** alone? this girl i use to hook up with my freshman year is calling me and leaving me messages on facebook/myspace. i've tried tell her that i have a girlfriend, but she is still telling me "we should hang out one night"
Make sure she sees you making out (at the very least) with new girlfriend. Get more daring if you have to. Hope you're not afraid of exhibitionism.
but she is still telling me "we should hang out one night"
One night? Go for it.
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 02:22 PM
Make sure she sees you making out (at the very least) with new girlfriend. Get more daring if you have to. Hope you're not afraid of exhibitionism.
mhmmmmm, thats an interesting idea. i mean the worst that could happen is she would ask to join in.
IB4OU2
9/12/2007, 02:22 PM
Give her a Dolemite.
Is that like a Hot Carl?
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 02:32 PM
Is that like a Hot Carl?
I've heard its more like a dirty sanchez.
yermom
9/12/2007, 02:41 PM
Give her to Dolemite.
F Dolemite, give her to yermom ;)
Widescreen
9/12/2007, 02:43 PM
Great, all we need is another SicEm.
I can't believe there hasn't been a stick it in her dumper comment yet.
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 02:49 PM
I can't believe there hasn't been a stick it in her dumper comment yet.
well she likes it that way anyway. so, next idea.
this girl is a freak. and pretty much crazy.
colleyvillesooner
9/12/2007, 02:51 PM
:eek:
jk the sooner fan
9/12/2007, 02:52 PM
were you her hookup for weed?
tell her you're not doing that anymore
Frozen Sooner
9/12/2007, 02:54 PM
You know what the best thing about owning a camera phone is?
Unsolicited nut shots.
Send her a couple.
yermom
9/12/2007, 02:55 PM
those are balls!
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 02:57 PM
were you her hookup for weed?
no.
soonerbrat
9/12/2007, 03:40 PM
to leave me the **** alone? this girl i use to hook up with my freshman year is calling me and leaving me messages on facebook/myspace. i've tried tell her that i have a girlfriend, but she is still telling me "we should hang out one night"
Just say "Leave me the **** alone"
i think you are going to have to be more direct
Boomer_Sooner_sax
9/12/2007, 03:58 PM
I need to see a pic to make judgement.
GottaHavePride
9/12/2007, 04:04 PM
Just say "Leave me the **** alone"
i think you are going to have to be more direct
Why do more chicks not know that? Most females seem to think stringing a guy along is somehow being "nice".
silverwheels
9/12/2007, 04:06 PM
"**** off dip****"
Doesn't that always work?
SteelClip49
9/12/2007, 04:14 PM
Send her to me.....just make sure she isn't bi polar; I tell ya.....
Dear Baby
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
P.S. I'm gay.
soonervegas
9/12/2007, 04:17 PM
Ex-girlfriend who likes pooper wanting to meet up one night?
Are you engaged?
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 04:47 PM
Ex-girlfriend who likes pooper wanting to meet up one night?
Are you engaged?
No, I'm not engaged. But I think this chick is bi polar. well, I know for a fact that she has bi tendencies. but I've never cheated, and even IF I would, it would have to be in a different area code. She is the kind of crazy that if she knew where I lived, she would just randomly show up at my house. this chick is nuts, hence why she is ex girlfriend
r5TPsooner
9/12/2007, 04:53 PM
No, I'm not engaged. But I think this chick is bi polar. well, I know for a fact that she has bi tendencies. but I've never cheated, and even IF I would, it would have to be in a different area code. She is the kind of crazy that if she knew where I lived, she would just randomly show up at my house. this chick is nuts, hence why she is ex girlfriend
She likes it in the pooper and is bi-polar?
We all have our faults so invite her over and see how it plays out. It seems like a small price to pay IMO.
IB4OU2
9/12/2007, 04:56 PM
Just say "Leave me the **** alone"
i think you are going to have to be more direct
Beef can say that in Chinese, he's heard it many, many times. ;)
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 04:57 PM
yeah, but I think:
secks almost everyday of the week > one-night-buttsecks-stand
I can't believe you guys think taking a trip to Greece is a good thing. :eek:
yermom
9/12/2007, 05:01 PM
you mean like the back of a Volkswagen?
Harry Beanbag
9/12/2007, 05:01 PM
I can't believe you guys think taking a trip to Greece is a good thing. :eek:
Depends on which end of the train you're on. ;)
Widescreen
9/12/2007, 05:02 PM
P.S. I'm gay.
:hot:
Depends on which end of the train you're on. ;)
That's just an area you don't mess with, IMO.
IB4OU2
9/12/2007, 05:10 PM
I like to visit the man in the boat long before I ever go to Greece....If you occasionally go to Greece it should always be your final destination.
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 05:18 PM
That's just an area you don't mess with, IMO.
yeah. things come out of there. not go in.
OUinFLA
9/12/2007, 05:22 PM
I like to visit the man in the boat long before I ever go to Greece....If you occasionally go to Greece it should always be your final destination.
Is that what you meant when you mentioned "a hole in one"?
Scott D
9/12/2007, 05:45 PM
Dear Baby
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
P.S. I'm gay.
no wonder Mrs. OUDoc was upset on valentine's day.
Oldnslo
9/12/2007, 05:46 PM
PIITB
and then say, "you're almost as good as your Mom." or yermom. Depending.
olevetonahill
9/12/2007, 06:18 PM
Yall are Nasty and Perverted !
I like it :pop:
usmc-sooner
9/12/2007, 06:25 PM
No, I'm not engaged. But I think this chick is bi polar. well, I know for a fact that she has bi tendencies. but I've never cheated, and even IF I would, it would have to be in a different area code. She is the kind of crazy that if she knew where I lived, she would just randomly show up at my house. this chick is nuts, hence why she is ex girlfriend
it aint cheating until you're married
just sayin
OCUDad
9/12/2007, 06:25 PM
Beef can say that in Chinese, he's heard it many, many times. ;)"Reave me the **** arone"???
proud gonzo
9/12/2007, 06:42 PM
This thread makes me think of this sketch: http://youtube.com/watch?v=clnCqFTP_lw
tulsaoilerfan
9/12/2007, 10:28 PM
well she likes it that way anyway. so, next idea.
this girl is a freak. and pretty much crazy.
And you aren't with her? Damn, call her up for a 3way with the new girlfriend or turn in your man card. :D
tulsaoilerfan
9/12/2007, 10:31 PM
No, I'm not engaged. But I think this chick is bi polar. well, I know for a fact that she has bi tendencies. but I've never cheated, and even IF I would, it would have to be in a different area code. She is the kind of crazy that if she knew where I lived, she would just randomly show up at my house. this chick is nuts, hence why she is ex girlfriend
Just to clarify, what kind of bi tendencies are we talking about here? This thread has great potential :pop: :D
SelmaBamaFan
9/12/2007, 10:42 PM
This thread is useless without pics.
Tulsa_Fireman
9/12/2007, 10:44 PM
But I think this chick is bi polar. well, I know for a fact that she has bi tendencies.
So being bi-polar means you like to eat the box AND slide the pole?
Sweeeeeeeeeet.
SoonerGirl06
9/13/2007, 12:52 AM
Beef can say that in Chinese, he's heard it many, many times. ;)
"Reave me the **** arone"???
ROTFLMFAO...
I just shot milk out my nose!
rufnek05
9/13/2007, 09:57 AM
So being bi-polar means you like to eat the box AND slide the pole?
i don't know about that. but i know that she is willing to do a three-way (the good kind). but i also think she is bi-polar. but the new girlfriend isn't into that with a girl she doesn't know.
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 10:41 AM
I say bring her to the next tailgater and introduce her to SicEm...he likes em crazy like:D
rufnek05
9/13/2007, 10:53 AM
sicEm wouldn't know what to do with this chick. I don't know what to do about this girl.
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 11:02 AM
sicEm wouldn't know what to do with this chick. I don't know what to do about this girl.
yeah but then it would be HIS problem not yours...and besides we could laugh at all the post that would come of the "Relationship":D
rufnek05
9/13/2007, 11:03 AM
yeah but then it would be HIS problem not yours...and besides we could laugh at all the post that would come of the "Relationship":D
that would provide hours of entertainment. the first thing he would complain about is "she wants to have secks all the time". nypho's are great.
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 11:05 AM
Cough! (
Smoke Plume
TexasLidig8r
9/13/2007, 11:54 AM
Why is it that the most earth moving, unbelievable, so good it makes you want to pass out secks .. is with crazy women? It just seems to be one of those absolute truths!
OUinFLA
9/13/2007, 12:37 PM
Why is it that the most earth moving, unbelievable, so good it makes you want to pass out secks .. is with crazy women? It just seems to be one of those absolute truths!
Otherwise, if they wern't bat**** crazy, you would marry them.
Now, how many of them could you marry?
StuIsTheMan
9/13/2007, 12:39 PM
Otherwise, if they wern't bat**** crazy, you would marry them.
Now, how many of them could you marry?
If yer Mormon I think the limit is 13...but I could be wrong...
r5TPsooner
9/13/2007, 12:50 PM
I'm a psychologist so send the crazy bitch my way. I'll get down and dirty to get her set straight.
IB4OU2
9/13/2007, 12:56 PM
If yer Mormon I think the limit is 13...but I could be wrong...
Doleo's not gonna be happy competing with 12 more.....wait you said yer mormon.....nevermind.
rufnek05
9/13/2007, 01:35 PM
Why is it that the most earth moving, unbelievable, so good it makes you want to pass out secks .. is with crazy women? It just seems to be one of those absolute truths!
its true. just like thick girls give the best.....well you know.
Hamhock
9/13/2007, 01:39 PM
its true. just like thick girls give the best.....well you know.
breakfast?
rufnek05
9/13/2007, 01:43 PM
yes
soonermagicgirl
9/13/2007, 02:34 PM
file stalking charges... that is what my brother did after he recieved the 42nd phone call in one day. and BTW remove her from your friends list or report as spam.
rufnek05
9/13/2007, 03:13 PM
file stalking charges... that is what my brother did after he recieved the 42nd phone call in one day. and BTW remove her from your friends list or report as spam.
hopefully it won't come down to that, i've just deleted her from my friends list and all that crap. i've gone from telling her to leave me a lone, to just ignoring any contact from her.
soonerinabilene
9/13/2007, 03:20 PM
sicEm wouldn't know what to do with this chick. I don't know what to do about this girl.
somehow it would turn into him being a bridesmaid in your wedding anyway.
rufnek05
9/13/2007, 03:25 PM
if he wears a dress, i'm in.
OklaPony
9/13/2007, 04:40 PM
...but the new girlfriend isn't into that with a girl she doesn't know.
Sounds like you need to introduce them.
rufnek05
9/13/2007, 04:45 PM
Sounds like you need to introduce them.
yeah, i can see it now.......
Me: "hey baby this is my ex. Ex, this is my girl"
GF: "nice to meet you, ex"
Me: "So, Ex and I have been talking, turns out she wants to have secks with me, but i had this idea. why not all three of us go at it?"
i'm thinking it can end one of two ways.......
r5TPsooner
9/13/2007, 04:54 PM
My professional offer still stands. I specialize in s**t on the shingle.
SoonerGirl06
9/13/2007, 07:14 PM
Why is it that the most earth moving, unbelievable, so good it makes you want to pass out secks .. is with crazy women? It just seems to be one of those absolute truths!
Uh... no it's not. Just ask ph.....
:eek: :D
tulsaoilerfan
9/13/2007, 07:35 PM
its true. just like thick girls give the best.....well you know.
Thick girls give the best, well, everything, or so i'm told. :D
rufnek05
9/17/2007, 12:53 AM
well, I consulted the gf about the ex gf joining us one evening, her response:
*scoffs* *folds arms* *gives me the "are you serious" look* *ticked off laugh* *walks away*.
but the good news is the ex has pretty much left me alone. i gave one of my pledge brothers her number.
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