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SoonerJack
9/12/2007, 09:39 AM
Ok, I was at a high school event last night and I noticed a behavior that needs a name.
When girls wear the low-rise jeans and the high-rise shirts and attempt to cover any panty display by holding their shirt down with the left hand, while trying to sit down.
That move needs a name.
Discuss.
mdklatt
9/12/2007, 09:45 AM
Thongoflaging
Scott D
9/12/2007, 09:53 AM
useless
yermom
9/12/2007, 09:57 AM
look at SoonerJack checking out high school girls' panties
perv.
royalfan5
9/12/2007, 09:58 AM
spackling
yermom
9/12/2007, 10:10 AM
look at SoonerJack checking out high school girls' panties
perv.
ok, i really just can't come up with anything
IB4OU2
9/12/2007, 10:11 AM
ok, i really just can't come up with anything
Jailbait shimmy?
mdklatt
9/12/2007, 10:12 AM
useless
He's looking for a term for the move itself, not HS girls.
Scott D
9/12/2007, 10:15 AM
He's looking for a term for the move itself, not HS girls.
it's interchangable imo.
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 10:28 AM
attention-whores.
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 10:44 AM
A FUPA facade.
best one so far
yermom
9/12/2007, 10:56 AM
M is really messing with the mental image here :mad:
NormanPride
9/12/2007, 10:58 AM
Does M speak from experience?
Doggie bagging the jelly roll.
SoonerJack
9/12/2007, 11:00 AM
WOW so many good entries!!
M, your "whale tale veil" is very catchy. FUPA facade? I would probably like it but you must explain FUPA first (hangs head in shame for not knowing this one).
MDKLATT - thongoflaging is hilarious!
Good work everyone. And no one has even said "this thread is useless without pics." Go figure.
Does M speak from experience?
I try to stay appropriately covered by 1) not wearing pants that are too low and 2) not wearing undies that ride up to my belly button.
FUPA facade? I would probably like it but you must explain FUPA first (hangs head in shame for not knowing this one).
FUPA = Fat Upper P*ssy Area
yermom
9/12/2007, 11:06 AM
IBTB/L :eek:
NormanPride
9/12/2007, 11:08 AM
I try to stay appropriately covered by 1) not wearing pants that are too low and 2) not wearing undies that ride up to my belly button.
You're no fun. ;)
You think granny panties are fun?
Anne Frankin' the panties.
SoonerJack
9/12/2007, 11:19 AM
FUPA, ugh. Wish i wouldn't have asked now.
Regarding muffin tops and jelly rolls. There should be public citations issued for their prevention. Sort of like a speeding ticket or something.
"I'm sorry ma'am, but you're unqualified to wear those pants. License and registration please."
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 11:20 AM
the butt crack cover
Man, you should see some of the women I work with. The fashion police would be haulin' people in every day without fail. VK can attest to this.
NormanPride
9/12/2007, 11:24 AM
Clashing prints? Mixing bad colors? Wearing black underwear under white clothes?
SoonerJack
9/12/2007, 11:27 AM
Butt Burka. Priceless!
mdklatt
9/12/2007, 11:43 AM
Anne Frankin' the panties.
:confused:
Anne Frankin' the panties:
Anne Frank was hidden in an attic for two years, so to "Anne Frank" something means to conceal it very well.
frankensooner
9/12/2007, 11:56 AM
I got it M. And I liked it.
Clashing prints? Mixing bad colors? Wearing black underwear under white clothes?
More like white underwear/bras under white clothes. Major VPLs. Outfits that are periwinkle head to toe and make them look like a blueberry. "Mom" pants. Clothes that age them about 10 years or clothes that are from 20 years ago. Bright pink lipstick. Dolly Parton hair. Ugly holiday-themed sweaters. Elastic-waist pants on people who should not be wearing them. Accidentally using their pink lipliner to paint on their eyebrows. High waters. Kim Jong-il hairstyles (on women). Grown women in pigtails. Old lady sandals. The SHOES. Don't even get me started on those.
r5TPsooner
9/12/2007, 12:05 PM
They should just go comando IMHO.
StoopTroup
9/12/2007, 12:13 PM
The Manhole cover?
rufnek05
9/12/2007, 12:16 PM
the brown-eye blockade.
proud gonzo
9/12/2007, 12:28 PM
Butt burka.oh holy crap that's funny
Jimminy Crimson
9/12/2007, 01:03 PM
FUPA = Fat Upper http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/icon15.gif Area
Meow!
Viking Kitten
9/12/2007, 03:14 PM
More like white underwear/bras under white clothes. Major VPLs. Outfits that are periwinkle head to toe and make them look like a blueberry. "Mom" pants. Clothes that age them about 10 years or clothes that are from 20 years ago. Bright pink lipstick. Dolly Parton hair. Ugly holiday-themed sweaters. Elastic-waist pants on people who should not be wearing them. Accidentally using their pink lipliner to paint on their eyebrows. High waters. Kim Jong-il hairstyles (on women). Grown women in pigtails. Old lady sandals. The SHOES. Don't even get me started on those.
Dear Lord, I wish she was exaggerating, but she's not. And she left out one of the most egregious offenses. Baggy ankled pantyhose. First of all, Look ladies... the shackles of the nylon man have been cast off. You don't really have to wear them at all. If you feel you must... we solved the elephant leg problem lo these many years ago with the addition of lycra. I don't know where you'd even find pantyhose without lycra, and yet these women show up in them with their hose bagging over the sides of their ugly *** sandals. Yuck.
Dear Lord, I wish she was exaggerating, but she's not. And she left out one of the most egregious offenses. Baggy ankled pantyhose. First of all, Look ladies... the shackles of the nylon man have been cast off. You don't really have to wear them at all. If you feel you must... we solved the elephant leg problem lo these many years ago with the addition of lycra. I don't know where you'd even find pantyhose without lycra, and yet these women show up in them with their hose bagging over the sides of their ugly *** sandals. Yuck.
VK it has gotten so much worse since you left. The new lady is trapped in the '80s. Big puffy blonde hair, awful librarian shoes, sheer tops, bright pink lipstick. And she uses PANCAKE on her face. I bet she has a can of Aquanet in her desk. I think we really should call What Not To Wear on her.
IB4OU2
9/12/2007, 03:39 PM
VK it has gotten so much worse since you left. The new lady is trapped in the '80s. Big puffy blonde hair, awful librarian shoes, sheer tops, bright pink lipstick. And she uses PANCAKE on her face. I bet she has a can of Aquanet in her desk. I think we really should call What Not To Wear on her.
Wierd lady....look what she does to her rabbit- :mad:
http://www.syberpunk.com/images/oolong/dorayakismall.jpg
SoonerJack
9/12/2007, 03:56 PM
M, you must work in a VERY interesting place. The most interesting "dresser" here is growing a grey mullet. It is heinous I tell you, heinous.
I'm glad I started this thread. The responses have been very entertaining.
M, you must work in a VERY interesting place. The most interesting "dresser" here is growing a grey mullet. It is heinous I tell you, heinous.
I'm glad I started this thread. The responses have been very entertaining.
Yes, I work with a bunch of interesting people. All the old ladies cringe when I wear my dark navy/dark purple nail polish or my red suede/leopard print heels. :P
There really aren't any people around here whose whale tails you'd want to see. Except for me, of course. If I was to show my whale tail. Which probably wouldn't happen. ;)
SoonerBOI
9/12/2007, 07:38 PM
coverup
BudSooner
9/12/2007, 09:48 PM
Crack camo?
tulsaoilerfan
9/12/2007, 10:32 PM
I try to stay appropriately covered by 1) not wearing pants and 2) not wearing undies .
Fixed :D
VeeJay
9/12/2007, 10:37 PM
Dear Lord, I wish she was exaggerating, but she's not. And she left out one of the most egregious offenses. Baggy ankled pantyhose. First of all, Look ladies... the shackles of the nylon man have been cast off. You don't really have to wear them at all. If you feel you must... we solved the elephant leg problem lo these many years ago with the addition of lycra. I don't know where you'd even find pantyhose without lycra, and yet these women show up in them with their hose bagging over the sides of their ugly *** sandals. Yuck.
Damn. You lost me at "Dear Lord." :confused:
Osce0la
9/13/2007, 10:11 AM
This thread reminded me of the hawt woman at work last week with the undone buttons on the shirt :D
Also, what about the plumber chicks? You know, the ones with the low rise jeans, high cut shirts, and their a** crack sticking out over the top of their jeans :eek:
Outfits that are periwinkle head to toe and make them look like a blueberry.
OMG the "new lady" is a blueberry today. We can't have two of them!! :(
Viking Kitten
9/13/2007, 01:34 PM
Jebus. I was so transfixed by the fluffy, yellow cloud of hair when I came to visit that I didn't even notice the outfit.
Go ask her if she's been chewing Willy Wonka's blueberry dessert gum. See what she says. I'll wait here.
She just chuckled for half a second, frowned, then said Lumbergh-style, "Ummm...yeah...did you get that e-mail I sent you at 8:02 this morning?" Then a blank stare.
rufnek05
9/13/2007, 01:45 PM
so how many cubicles away from each other are you two?
so how many cubicles away from each other are you two?
She's catty-corner from me in this here trailer we're working out of. :texan:
frankensooner
9/13/2007, 02:02 PM
Geez, you would think people would have more fun than that, seeing how you work at a bar. ;)
rufnek05
9/13/2007, 02:05 PM
i couldn't work in a bar. i would be drunk everyday.
i couldn't work in a bar. i would be drunk everyday.
I wish I was drunk right now!! :D
rufnek05
9/13/2007, 02:15 PM
don't we all. if i didn't have to work in a place where i have to talk to people, i would be drinking right now. damn customers wanting gas and other cornerstop items
soonermagicgirl
9/13/2007, 02:29 PM
can't think of anything but the responses are hilarious!!
sooner n houston
9/13/2007, 03:39 PM
Tramp stamp tuck! :D
GottaHavePride
9/13/2007, 03:56 PM
A plea for assistance?
Czar Soonerov
9/13/2007, 04:13 PM
whale tail tarp
Czar Soonerov
9/13/2007, 04:13 PM
keister canopy
Czar Soonerov
9/13/2007, 04:17 PM
tight end screen
Czar Soonerov
9/13/2007, 04:19 PM
eclipsing the waxed crescent
Czar Soonerov
9/13/2007, 04:27 PM
cloaking the Klingon
I liked "manhole cover" :D
Fake modesty now-you-see-'em-now-you-don't-wait-there-they-are move.
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