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crawfish
9/12/2007, 07:41 AM
So, last night, I'm at the "meet the teacher" night for my kid's school. Before the festivities began, they passed out some papers for the parents to sign, one clipboard for each teacher represented (four in all). The woman sitting beside me was a cute young mom. As each clipboard came by, she'd offer it to me and say the teacher's name: "Nelson?" "Hardwick?" etc. I'd say, "no thanks" and pass it on. Finally she passed me the one for my son's teacher - with her slight southern accent, stressing each syllable of the word, she looked at me and said:

"Moorehead?"

I tried to raise my eyebrows slightly, and said "Please." I don't think she got it.

Of course, James Bond never had his wife sitting beside him when HE gave his double entendres. I'm sure it would have cramped his style, too.
SoonerStormchaser
9/12/2007, 07:52 AM
Obligatory TTIWWP!
OUDoc
9/12/2007, 08:02 AM
Hmmm, that usually works. Weird. ;)
proud gonzo
9/12/2007, 08:19 AM
hehehe
TUSooner
9/12/2007, 09:51 AM
Impressive.
Too bad you weren't looking over the rim of martini glass at the time.
NormanPride
9/12/2007, 10:13 AM
Yeah, a martini glass is mandatory for that maneuver.
skycat
9/12/2007, 10:28 AM
Did you use an accent?
SoonerJack
9/12/2007, 11:06 AM
<James Bond as played by Sean Connery>Moneypenny. Where's my martini glass?</James Bond as played by Sean Connery>
crawfish
9/12/2007, 12:06 PM
Did you use an accent?

Yes. A pathetic, understated and slightly nervous one, to be sure. But, yes.
StoopTroup
9/12/2007, 12:10 PM
Don't mind if you do?
skycat
9/12/2007, 01:42 PM
Yes. A pathetic, understated and slightly nervous one, to be sure. But, yes.

Bully for you.