crawfish
9/12/2007, 07:41 AM
So, last night, I'm at the "meet the teacher" night for my kid's school. Before the festivities began, they passed out some papers for the parents to sign, one clipboard for each teacher represented (four in all). The woman sitting beside me was a cute young mom. As each clipboard came by, she'd offer it to me and say the teacher's name: "Nelson?" "Hardwick?" etc. I'd say, "no thanks" and pass it on. Finally she passed me the one for my son's teacher - with her slight southern accent, stressing each syllable of the word, she looked at me and said:
"Moorehead?"
I tried to raise my eyebrows slightly, and said "Please." I don't think she got it.
Of course, James Bond never had his wife sitting beside him when HE gave his double entendres. I'm sure it would have cramped his style, too.
"Moorehead?"
I tried to raise my eyebrows slightly, and said "Please." I don't think she got it.
Of course, James Bond never had his wife sitting beside him when HE gave his double entendres. I'm sure it would have cramped his style, too.