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tommie15
9/10/2007, 08:51 PM
Congratulations on a fine rolling of Miama. Well done.

Small request:

We will trade you...

(1) Bill Callahan, former NFL coach extraordinaire for
(1) Bob Stoops, effin hillbilly for the duration of 1 week


What say you? Surely Mr. Callahan can lead you past Utah St? Also, this will help you later down the road. Think about it hillbillies. :D

Tiptonsooner
9/10/2007, 09:03 PM
Heh

tommieharris91
9/10/2007, 09:05 PM
If it's only for one week I wish we could.

2k2 c5
9/10/2007, 09:05 PM
That's hill williams to you.

critical_phil
9/10/2007, 09:06 PM
you'd probably do better to trade for a non-midget CB.

OUinFLA
9/10/2007, 09:08 PM
You've cleared this with Callyslasher already?

Being a West Coast expert, Im sure he is not worried.

It would be OK with me if you guys would win this one.

In fact, I'm even gonna root for you.

SoonerKnight
9/10/2007, 09:09 PM
Congratulations on a fine rolling of Miama. Well done.

Small request:

We will trade you...

(1) Bill Callahan, former NFL coach extraordinaire for
(1) Bob Stoops, effin hillbilly for the duration of 1 week


What say you? Surely Mr. Callahan can lead you past Utah St? Also, this will help you later down the road. Think about it hillbillies. :D

Go back to munching on your corn!!! I'll enjoy watching the corn puffs getting throttled by Usuc!!!!!:) :pop:

tommie15
9/10/2007, 09:14 PM
Go back to munching on your corn!!! I'll enjoy watching the corn puffs getting throttled by Usuc!!!!!:) :pop:

Don't you have some catfish to noodle, okie?!!? :P

Jack T.
9/10/2007, 09:20 PM
That sounds like a *really* good deal to me. I don't know if we could cover the spread w/o Bob, but it would be worth it to see USC get whipped!

AlabamaSooner
9/10/2007, 09:27 PM
Go Big Red

Flying Scotsman
9/10/2007, 09:51 PM
Beat SUC-atash!!

JohnnyMack
9/10/2007, 09:53 PM
Seein' as how Robert didn't do so well the last time he encountered Troy, you sure you want him?

Paperclip
9/10/2007, 09:55 PM
Seein' as how Robert didn't do so well the last time he encountered Troy, you sure you want him?

That's kinda what I was thinking.

Tiptonsooner
9/10/2007, 10:02 PM
The roughneks "popguns" would be too much for callahan, that and all of us screaming hillbillies just might send him over the edge.

swardboy
9/10/2007, 10:08 PM
I'm watching MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL and once again Lionfart is hailed as winning back-to-back championships at Usuc. Please hang a whuppin' on the suc nation!!!! I mean a ol' fashioned "we're Nebraska and we're gonna ram it down your throat" kind of a win.

Oh crap....Callahan and his "we're gonna finesse you" west coast junk....never mind.

Texas Golfer
9/10/2007, 10:08 PM
That's hill williams to you.

I, actually, prefer the term "Appalachian American", thank you.

soonersn2007
9/10/2007, 10:26 PM
Considering how much we hate USC, how could u not pull for the Huskers. I have never hated Nebraska, I've enjoyed beating them but never any animosity.

Texas, Miami, USC, ND are hated.

Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 10:28 PM
My recommendation for the Boyus in Nebraska would be to actually play the ENTIRE game for a change...might give 'em a chance to do us a huge favor.

olevetonahill
9/10/2007, 10:38 PM
**** em Both !

SoonerWood
9/10/2007, 11:10 PM
I'd rather be coachless than have Callahan walking our sidelines.

Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 11:17 PM
I'd rather be nutless than have Callahan walking our sidelines.

fixed

soonergirlNeugene
9/10/2007, 11:32 PM
<------Is nutless.
<------Does not want Callahan walking our sidelines.

ouwasp
9/10/2007, 11:56 PM
Just find a way to win, Huskers. That's why you all fired Solich, right?

One free bit of advice: use the hook & lateral.......:D

Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 11:58 PM
<------Is nutless.
<------Does not want Callahan walking our sidelines.

Heh...That's the best reply to one of my posts this season!

sooner518
9/10/2007, 11:59 PM
Take Stoops for the week. Keep Callahan and we'll get Heupel as our temp head coach

KantoSooner
9/11/2007, 12:43 AM
go Big Red. No other way to cheer this weekend.

tommieharris91
9/11/2007, 12:57 AM
I hope we meet an undefeated Nebraska in the CCG...

























































and then throttle them. :D I do hope they win this weekend.

Crucifax Autumn
9/11/2007, 01:11 AM
I'll be pulling for them...I pull for every Big 12 team...even the ones that cause my Sooner hat to try to escape my head and the ones I know will lose.

And in this case...I hope for a SUC loss whenthey aren't even playing!

stoopified
9/11/2007, 12:12 PM
Congratulations on a fine rolling of Miama. Well done.

Small request:

We will trade you...

(1) Bill Callahan, former NFL coach extraordinaire for
(1) Bob Stoops, effin hillbilly for the duration of 1 week


What say you? Surely Mr. Callahan can lead you past Utah St? Also, this will help you later down the road. Think about it hillbillies. :DAs Bob's trusted agent I am authorized to negotite on his behalf.

His conditions for coaching at NU for one week include :

1 $1,ooo,ooo,ooo compensation for the week of coaching Bugeaters.

2)Exhumation of Bob Devaney to take Bob"s spot at OU during the week.Even dead Devaney is twice the coach of Callahan and has 5 times the class.

3) Bill Cllahan present himself at midfield of OU Memorial Stadium and kneel down and kiss the a$$ of a capacity OU crowd as they file by,begging forgiveness for the hillbilly crack.

If those conditions are met,Bob says he WILL think about it.

Jason White's Third Knee
9/11/2007, 12:28 PM
Great idea! You get Bob for a week and we'll get Callahan. I won't have him coaching the game, but the opportunity to beat the crap out of him for a week is too good to pass up.

Go Huskers... just this once.

TheUnnamedSooner
9/11/2007, 04:03 PM
3) Bill Cllahan present himself at midfield of OU Memorial Stadium and kneel down and kiss the a$$ of a capacity OU crowd as they file by,begging forgiveness for the hillbilly crack.



heh. forgive the hillbilly crack and kiss it while your at it.

Animal Mother
9/11/2007, 04:23 PM
you'd probably do better to trade for a non-midget CB.

Highsterical!!

I was watching the BIG XIICC game again the night before the UNT game. That cornerback had to feel like Custer. He requested Dramamine after the double move on the 65 td.