View Full Version : Schooner Runs Over Utah State Mascot
Crucifax Autumn
9/9/2007, 11:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/ulijon/PoorUtahState.jpg
StoopTroup
9/9/2007, 11:35 PM
Fark Forum?
OKC-SLC
9/10/2007, 12:16 AM
wtf?
Leroy Lizard
9/10/2007, 12:28 AM
The caption could use a little work.
CatfishSooner
9/10/2007, 12:30 AM
heh
soonermagicgirl
9/10/2007, 09:18 AM
The caption could use a little work.
I agree
UberSooner
9/10/2007, 09:53 AM
I don't get it, is the cheetos thing a sig or a caption? Were you drunk when you did it or am I drunk now?
Boarder
9/10/2007, 07:47 PM
No way am I letting this thread die.
josh09
9/10/2007, 07:52 PM
Just don't run him over on the field please, it will ruin the turf.
OUmillenium
9/10/2007, 09:15 PM
Mr. Data...initiate thread saver...NOW!
swardboy
9/10/2007, 10:16 PM
Is that a purple cow-pig?
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 10:20 PM
The cheetos thing is my sig...and I WAS drunk when I made both it and the picture.
Norm In Norman
9/11/2007, 10:56 PM
I have a new wallpaper.
interesting to say the least
Ground_Attack
9/11/2007, 11:22 PM
this is too good!
TopDawg
9/11/2007, 11:28 PM
Wait...the shadows aren't consistent.
Crucifax Autumn
9/11/2007, 11:51 PM
That's because Utards deflect light...must be a side effect of Joseph Smith's imaginary gold plates.
TopDawg
9/12/2007, 12:19 AM
Have you been watching South Park recently?
Crucifax Autumn
9/12/2007, 12:30 AM
I've seen the Mormon episode, but honestly it has more to do with living in Vegas. These missionaries bother you on the streets every chance they get...never linger too long at a bus stop here. Then they come knocking on the door trying to smile you into thinking Jesus vacationed in Colorado.
Lots of the Vegas Casinos are owned by Mormons, but they aren't allowed to go in. Much like how they own the majority of liquor stores in Utah.
Tim Allen's book has a great bit on the origin of the religion...almost as funny as South Park's version, and includes the story of how the plates they have now and worship are actually replicas of the original plates.
But anyway, my favorite mormon thing is the "Jesus Jammies", special underwear that only the temple-worthy among them get to wear and HAVE to wear to go in.
These people make Moonies and Witnesses seem sane.
Much like South Park points out though...They really are nice people, despite the ecstacy/prozac twinkle in their eyes.
That is, when they aren't slaughtering Arkansas pioneers passing through on the way to California as portrayed in that new September Dawn movie!
No offense, but it takes more than pasting one picture right over another to make a good fark. Surrusly.
Crucifax Autumn
9/12/2007, 12:45 AM
None taken...It's far from my best work, but I was in a hurry and just had to do something with that idiotic mascot.
I'm certainly not gonna cry and go neg you anonymously or some childish BS.
My personal favorite was what I did to Leech last year...I'm sure you can find it in an old thread called "loser"
Boarder
9/12/2007, 11:37 AM
I've seen the Mormon episode, but honestly it has more to do with living in Vegas. These missionaries bother you on the streets every chance they get...never linger too long at a bus stop here. Then they come knocking on the door trying to smile you into thinking Jesus vacationed in Colorado.
Lots of the Vegas Casinos are owned by Mormons, but they aren't allowed to go in. Much like how they own the majority of liquor stores in Utah.
Tim Allen's book has a great bit on the origin of the religion...almost as funny as South Park's version, and includes the story of how the plates they have now and worship are actually replicas of the original plates.
But anyway, my favorite mormon thing is the "Jesus Jammies", special underwear that only the temple-worthy among them get to wear and HAVE to wear to go in.
These people make Moonies and Witnesses seem sane.
Much like South Park points out though...They really are nice people, despite the ecstacy/prozac twinkle in their eyes.
That is, when they aren't slaughtering Arkansas pioneers passing through on the way to California as portrayed in that new September Dawn movie!
Man, is all that true? That's unbelievable! I can hardly believe that they would do stuff like that. Especially the casino and liquor. All of the Mormon people I have encountered have been nothing but nice. Wow!
mfosterftw
9/12/2007, 11:52 AM
Man, is all that true? That's unbelievable! I can hardly believe that they would do stuff like that. Especially the casino and liquor. All of the Mormon people I have encountered have been nothing but nice. Wow!
Harry Reid... enough said.
Boarder
9/12/2007, 12:13 PM
Are Utah State people even Mormons? I thought that was BYU.
stoopified
9/12/2007, 01:26 PM
I have a new wallpaper.Norm is that really you?
OKMAGIC
9/12/2007, 02:16 PM
Perhaps its time to let loose the Horse Pigs on that purple, ah, thingie.
No offense, but it takes more than pasting one picture right over another to make a good fark. Surrusly.
But just pasting one picture right over another is a good way to make an epic fark. And his is epic.
RedstickSooner
9/12/2007, 02:31 PM
The cheetos thing is my sig...and I WAS drunk when I made both it and the picture.
Yo, Crucifax -- I feel kinda retarded, but I don't get the sig. How's your dog turn bright orange into burnt orange?
GottaHavePride
9/12/2007, 03:15 PM
Um, eating cheetos and crapping them out, I'm guessing. (I have sigs turned off.)
Boarder
9/12/2007, 08:54 PM
Beat Utah State!
KC//CRIMSON
9/12/2007, 08:59 PM
I have a new wallpaper.
That's gonna look great in the new baby's room.
Crucifax Autumn
9/12/2007, 09:37 PM
Maybe I should fark a picture of a dog crapping a bit burnt orange cheeto in the shape of the horn mascot.
And SB...While BYU is the Mormon university, 62% of Utah is mormon and some claim it's as much as 70%. Utah and Utah State have more than their share of Mormons as well, particularly when you consider that they are far cheaper. After titheing 20% of their income to the church the average mormon man can't support his wives AND send all 12 kids to an expensive private university!
Boarder
9/12/2007, 09:50 PM
You do realize that just because someone has different beliefs than you they shouldn't be ridiculed, right?
Crucifax Autumn
9/12/2007, 10:01 PM
I ridicule Texas fans for believing their team is the best thing since sliced bread, I ridicule OSU fans who believe they have the world's greatest offense, I ridicule the muslims who believe they're gonna get 20 virgins, I ridicule people who read the paper just for the horoscopes, and I ridicule people who believe that Christ took a skiing vacation in Aspen to hang with the Indians and talk about his dad.
I'm just a cynical bastard I suppose, but I'm an equal opportunity bastard. I make fun of myself more than everyone else combined since I probably deserve it the most. :cool:
Boarder
9/12/2007, 10:45 PM
osu and texas fans deserve it. The rest, not so much.
Crucifax Autumn
9/12/2007, 10:58 PM
We agree on that much...No one on my list deserves it more than those two groups.
In my defense though, My wife is from Utah and not mormon, but people in her family who are Mormon are truly nice people. I believe somewhere in this thread I pointed out how nice the average Mormon is.
Maybe they should start a University with lots of members of that UFO cult that made headlines several years back. It would be almost as safe to make fun of them as it is to make fun of all the assorted sheepherders and bonghitters we all ridicule on this board.
But anyway, back to running over blue cow mascot aggie things on go cart scooters...
Can we make fun of people who believe in blue cows?
Boarder
9/12/2007, 11:02 PM
You bet! Run 'em over!
Crucifax Autumn
9/12/2007, 11:40 PM
Does the Schooner have reverse? Would be nice to back over it and run it down again!
BTW...I found a pic of the mascot's wife:
http://customcom.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bluecow.jpg
And Daughter:
http://www.lonvig.dk/babelearte-blue-cow.jpg
And the mascot after the game:
http://www.jwz.org/images/melted4dontlick.jpg
Crucifax Autumn
9/13/2007, 12:15 AM
Found another post game shot of the blue cow:
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/230500/230882FKnJ_w.jpg
Seamus
9/13/2007, 03:25 AM
You do realize that just because someone has different beliefs than you they shouldn't be ridiculed, right?
Yes, except when it comes to Mormons :P
Seamus
9/13/2007, 03:38 AM
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/08.19.99/gifs/detroitrockcity-9933.jpg
Tsk, tsk, tsk ... I was hoping things would work out for you, my non-farking friend ...
Seriously, any chance you can post the base Schooner photo. Might want to play around with that meself ...
Norm In Norman
9/13/2007, 10:10 PM
Norm is that really you?
I'm not sure.
Norm In Norman
9/13/2007, 10:13 PM
That's gonna look great in the new baby's room.
Actually I'm having a pillow cover crocheted with that on it. Well, unless the creator plans on suing me for using his picture. Of course if he does, I will find the copyright holders of the original pictures and alert them that their media has been exploited for personal gain. That's not a threat or anything ... but I really want the pillow cover.
Boarder
9/13/2007, 10:14 PM
That would be super sweet in counted cross stitch.
Crucifax Autumn
9/13/2007, 10:38 PM
This thread has turned into a monster...I love it!
TopDawg
9/14/2007, 09:48 AM
We need to turn that original photo into an animated gif.
In the next one he can be saying "OH NO!" like Mr. Bill about to be run over and then in the last one he can say "THAT'LL LEAVE A MARK!!!"
LOL!
Boarder
9/14/2007, 10:59 AM
Hey, can you make one for each opponant? Golden Hurricane next?
TopDawg
9/14/2007, 12:09 PM
Oh yeah! The Schooner HAS to run over that stupid Bugles-lookin thing.
astroman31
9/14/2007, 12:16 PM
Maybe I should fark a picture of a dog crapping a bit burnt orange cheeto in the shape of the horn mascot.
And SB...While BYU is the Mormon university, 62% of Utah is mormon and some claim it's as much as 70%. Utah and Utah State have more than their share of Mormons as well, particularly when you consider that they are far cheaper. After titheing 20% of their income to the church the average mormon man can't support his wives AND send all 12 kids to an expensive private university!
A few of us Aggies have kept our distance from your rantings against Mormons, as I think it is NOT reflective of the gracious OU folks we've been interacting with. I will frankly say that you are a prejudice, bigoted demogogue. Your accusations are mean spirited, exaggerated or simply nuts.
We pay 10% tithing, not 20%. Polygamy ended in 1890. NO ONE does polygamy in the LDS church today, nor are we sympathetic to it. I have no idea where you come up with wild statements about us owning liquor stores & casinos.
As for BYU (a school we Aggies loathe), their non-LDS tuition is comparable for in-state OU and in-state UNLV. It is no where near other private schools like Tulsa.
You will find that Mormons are actually pretty regular people, except we don't smoke, drink or believe in premarital sex. We are not perfect and don't claim to be. We only want to seek the good in life and seek the good in the eyes of God.
You don't have to be mean if you have doctrinal differences with us. There are lots of forums out there for people like you who need to vent against us for whatever reason drives you. I just think you are a poor representation of the otherwise admirable Sooner Nation.
UberSooner
9/14/2007, 12:58 PM
Man, that was a buzz killer of a post right there.
Boarder
9/14/2007, 01:30 PM
See, CA, it's not nice to make fun of people just because they have different beliefs than you. I tried to warn you.
FirstandGoal
9/14/2007, 01:42 PM
Urm... so moving right along....
When does the next mascot to be run over get posted?
Not to beat the drums of stereotyping and intollerence, and I'm not trying to turn this into a South Oval debate. But I have a LDS question. Is it the LDS belief that those who live good lives, upon their deaths are given a planet over which they become a god? Kind of like a spiritual pyramid scheme. I find it dubious, but have heard that.
To keep this on topic, have you guys been lifting weights this year or what?
soonerloyal
9/14/2007, 02:24 PM
Was that a melting blue cow with a popsicle stick up its' six? :eek:
Guess it's better than most "projects" the NEA s**ts out $$$ for these days.
Great. Now I'll think of that stick every time I think of Utah State. *sigh* Such a nice lil' school, too...
Stoop Dawg
9/14/2007, 04:45 PM
Wait...the shadows aren't consistent.
I'm beginning to think that scene may have been staged out in the desert.
Stoop Dawg
9/14/2007, 04:47 PM
You do realize that just because someone has different beliefs than you they shouldn't be ridiculed, right?
Why do you hate America?
jrsooner
9/14/2007, 05:29 PM
Urm... so moving right along....
When does the next mascot to be run over get posted?Does Tulsa even have a mascot????
Then again in a few weeks... we get buffalo burgers!!!! :)
FirstandGoal
9/14/2007, 06:12 PM
Does Tulsa even have a mascot????
Captain Cane (http://www.tulsagoldenhurricane.com/images/canebg.jpg)
I think that's a yes.
Seamus
9/14/2007, 06:39 PM
Why do you hate America?
Not sure if I was laughing for the right reason, but I just lost some spleen after that post. :D
Crucifax Autumn
9/14/2007, 11:36 PM
I'm certain I'll have fun with the other mascots or coaches.
As for the eff'n LDS/Mormon thing, funny how he didn't point out the times I said Mormons were decent and nice people, only the bad parts. And much like other religions, just because the mainstream followers and leaders quit a certain practice doesn't mean there aren't fringe elements that damn well deserve to be made fun of or questioned. I won't make fun of a mainstream American Muslim but I'll damn sure criticize bin laden. I won't make fun of a decent catholic, but I will make fun of a child molesting priest or a Domer.
I generalized in this case for humorous effect, much like we all make hillbilly jokes about ourselves even though there are full out hippy types and black people on this board, including some of us who say the hillbilly crap.
The simple fact is, this entire thread is obviously not menant to be takes seriously and like someone else stated in a recent thread, who has the time or inclination to put sarcasm tags or winkies on every post when it's obvious to anyone with a sense of humor or a bit of common sense that it's all in good fun.
Our resident Baylor fan and our resident whorn know it's all in good fun and our new guest would know that too if he stuck around awhile. All my inlaws in Utah have a sense of humor when it comes to such things and I'd like to think this guy does too. I apologize if I offended him, but at the same time I'm sure if he knew me a bit he'd know I'm fooling around in anticipation of a football game, not herding the mormons off to the showers as the first part of my world domination plan.
The first part's gonna be the Moonies!
Crucifax Autumn
9/14/2007, 11:57 PM
Oh, and that cane mascot looks like a tooth decay poster at a kids' dentists office.
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 04:14 PM
Looks like my vision is coming to be...Anyone watching it on PPV see the mascot run over yet? If not, I'm sure it'll happen soon.
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