View Full Version : Brent Guy....
swardboy
9/9/2007, 04:19 PM
will view Saturday as a learning opportunity I'm sure.
goingoneight
9/9/2007, 04:36 PM
... traded his sheep in for a Mormon.
GrapevineSooner
9/9/2007, 04:38 PM
When he hears the phrase 'that guy' mentioned, always thinks it's in reference to him.
tommieharris91
9/9/2007, 04:41 PM
...is the coach of Utah State? Still?
salth2o
9/9/2007, 04:48 PM
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/ust/sports/m-footbl/auto_headshot/220927.jpeg
Alma Mater:
Oklahoma State, 1983
...Has very little hair.
Crucifax Autumn
9/9/2007, 04:55 PM
...looks like Donald Pleasance and Dr. Phil had a kid together.
OSUAggie
9/9/2007, 05:01 PM
has the 2nd most powerful offense in the world.
SoonerStormchaser
9/9/2007, 05:03 PM
will be in the unemployment line with Lloyd Carr after Saturday.
...will unveil a secret offense this Saturday
...invented flood control
...hired Darrell Dickey as his OC
boomersooner28
9/10/2007, 09:29 AM
....may be the first coach in college football history to actually put his team on the bus and go home at halftime.
sooneron
9/10/2007, 09:37 AM
... Thinks Big Love is about him.
crawfish
9/10/2007, 09:52 AM
...used to be a girl.
OKC-SLC
9/10/2007, 10:17 AM
...is in talks with France regarding best ways to manage this Saturday's game.
SOONER STEAKER
9/10/2007, 10:20 AM
He's actualy a pretty neat guy.
sooner518
9/10/2007, 10:21 AM
...thinks he has better athletes than OU. Also thinks they're just as disciplined.
mikeelikee
9/10/2007, 10:23 AM
Is of French descent, and prefers his last name be pronounced "gie". :D
The Maestro
9/10/2007, 10:25 AM
...thinks Miami was just a play or two away from beating OU.
devOUt
9/10/2007, 10:46 AM
...... has already requested a running clock for Saturday.
King Crimson
9/10/2007, 10:54 AM
tells everyone he's related to Buddy...
douxpaysan
9/10/2007, 11:00 AM
Is the lovechild of Larry the cablehttp://img.mp3sugar.com/artist/artist_9856.jpg
illinisooner
9/10/2007, 11:05 AM
...thinks Lou Holtz' analysis is insightful and unbiased.
sooner518
9/10/2007, 11:08 AM
...is the less-talented son of Ray. Needless to say, USU's punter really sucks
tommieharris91
9/10/2007, 11:17 AM
...thinks Lou Holtz' analysis is insightful and unbiased.
...can understand Lou Holtz.
sooneron
9/10/2007, 11:30 AM
... never misses a Rex Morgan MD cartoon.
ruf/nekdad
9/10/2007, 11:38 AM
...also has a double secret offense he's been saving for OU.
birddog
9/10/2007, 11:52 AM
is the "told you so" kind of guy that just won't let it go when he's right.
SoonerBOI
9/10/2007, 12:04 PM
will take a huge payday on Saturday and lose BAD.
KRYPTON
9/10/2007, 12:47 PM
... firmly believes that "The Necromancer" was the height of Neil Peart's talents as both a drummer and as a lyricist.
Landthief 1972
9/10/2007, 01:05 PM
Wants to punch his AD in the mouth for scheduling OU.
soonerinabilene
9/10/2007, 01:06 PM
... thinks the fact that randy shannon had to make a rule telling his players they couldnt have guns isnt funny.
colleyvillesooner
9/10/2007, 01:39 PM
...may be looking past OU to San Jose State.
Flagstaffsooner
9/10/2007, 01:50 PM
Got an E-Harmony match with Jim Stanley.
SoonerBorn68
9/10/2007, 02:23 PM
took OU -46.
TMcGee86
9/10/2007, 03:46 PM
has filed an application with the NCAA to get their name changed to the Mountaineers.
My Opinion Matters
9/10/2007, 03:51 PM
...doesn't have a smile in his voice when he answers the phone.
Howzit
9/10/2007, 04:03 PM
...thinks too-da-loo is British for going potty.
...was arrested for indecent exposure but released for lack of evidence :eek:
Landthief 1972
9/10/2007, 04:11 PM
Is mad because three of his sister-wives are picking OU to cover.
My Opinion Matters
9/10/2007, 04:12 PM
...thinks OU's starting quarterback is Sam Bradshaw
The Maestro
9/10/2007, 04:14 PM
...has an offensive coordinator with the last name Dickey and a defensive coordinator with the last name Johnson.
No, really...he does!
My Opinion Matters
9/10/2007, 04:15 PM
...took Michael Vick with the first pick in his fantasy draft.
Howzit
9/10/2007, 04:15 PM
...and a Special teams coach named Panis.
ok i made that one up.
My Opinion Matters
9/10/2007, 04:17 PM
I thought "special teams" sounded made up.
salth2o
9/10/2007, 04:21 PM
...is still confused about the AP, AD thing.
Scott D
9/10/2007, 04:23 PM
Thinks that Tommy Grady is a second rate QB...
oh wait, that's me. :D
OUmillenium
9/10/2007, 04:32 PM
...eats crackers in his bed...anytime.
Howzit
9/10/2007, 04:35 PM
...is recruiting a midget running back for short yardage situations.
Howzit
9/10/2007, 04:37 PM
...is recruiting a male prostitute because he wants to use the hook and ladder.
Howzit
9/10/2007, 04:39 PM
...is recruiting a mute in case they need to use a silent count.
salth2o
9/10/2007, 09:22 PM
Would really like a CDIAB!
critical_phil
9/10/2007, 09:44 PM
...signs autographs using his full name: Brent Parker Guy
soonergirlNeugene
9/10/2007, 10:21 PM
...is being sued by A&M for infringing on the use of "Aggies" to refer to their sports teams.
goingoneight
9/10/2007, 10:22 PM
... thinks wetting the bed is the same thing as a wet dream.
tommieharris91
9/10/2007, 10:42 PM
Is mad because three of his sheep are picking OU to cover.
Fixed
...picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
illinisooner
9/10/2007, 11:32 PM
...is leaving after the season to take over as head coach of the Adams Atoms.
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 11:34 PM
...Looks like he swallowed Mangino
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 11:35 PM
...Sends guys out on bicycles wearing white shirts and Black slacks and ties with "Elder Jebediah" nametags to do his recruiting.
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 11:36 PM
...Is a Utard!
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 11:40 PM
...had his marriage pre-arranged by Warren Jeffs.
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 11:41 PM
...Sued MAtt Groenig for stealing his likeness.
"Doh!"
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 11:43 PM
"Well," said Brent, "what I like best -- " and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 11:44 PM
...thinks Lloyd Carr is a great coach
goingoneight
9/10/2007, 11:47 PM
... was just contacted by Michigan because of the great things he's done at Utah State. :P
...is excited because if he beats OU he gets to move back into the big house on the compound.
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 11:52 PM
...Is proud of having the third best college coaching job in Utah
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2007, 11:53 PM
...Won Last year's edittion of "The Biggest Loser"
CatfishSooner
9/10/2007, 11:56 PM
...Will call for a moral victory if he keeps us from hangin half a hundred on them...
Crucifax Autumn
9/11/2007, 12:00 AM
...Will call for a moral victory if he keeps us from hangin a hundred on them...
Fixed
...doesn't care how many times he sees that Dr. Pepper dancing football player commercial, it's as funny as the first time!
goingoneight
9/11/2007, 12:39 AM
... moves that USU's bad play "VIVA VIAGRA" as a 2007 theme song for the football team.
Scott D
9/11/2007, 08:44 AM
Thinks Pat Jones deserves another chance.
birddog
9/11/2007, 07:23 PM
liked the way aggie switched our letters to UO so he switched the letters of his rival from UU to UU (utah).
Jeopardude
9/11/2007, 07:44 PM
...is on a first name basis with the cashier at Logan Donuts; however, he hasn't met the barber there yet.
birddog
9/11/2007, 07:58 PM
is a graduate of t. boone state.
budbarrybob
9/11/2007, 08:37 PM
after the loss saturday will ask to take up residence in osama's cave
BoomerGirl34
9/11/2007, 09:27 PM
Is at my front door in a shirt and tie, and wants to talk about Jesus.
Crucifax Autumn
9/11/2007, 10:05 PM
...gets hard nipples when he watches OU highlights
goingoneight
9/11/2007, 11:19 PM
... can belch the National Anthem and farts the OSU fight song (okay, okay... his farts sound like the OSU fight song :D).
Crucifax Autumn
9/11/2007, 11:37 PM
...is so stupid he thinks quarterback is a refund
Crucifax Autumn
9/11/2007, 11:42 PM
...Is so bald it looks like his neck is blowing a bubble
Crucifax Autumn
9/11/2007, 11:44 PM
...is so ugly his shadow quit
Crucifax Autumn
9/11/2007, 11:49 PM
...is so fat, they have to run a relay race to get his belt through his belt loops
goingoneight
9/12/2007, 12:02 AM
... is paging Jimmah Johnson, now!!!
Crucifax Autumn
9/12/2007, 12:41 AM
... is humping Jimmah Johnson's leg, now!!!
Fixed
SoonerKnight
9/12/2007, 01:42 AM
Asked his wives to stay home and tivo the game because he'll need the tape to see where his team messed up......
TheHumanAlphabet
9/12/2007, 08:49 AM
Needs to use his Garmin to find the stadium...
CincySooner
9/12/2007, 12:10 PM
... can't eat just one.
UTisLousy
9/12/2007, 07:31 PM
Understands that Aggy and the phrase "sacrificial lamb" go hand in hand.
Crucifax Autumn
9/12/2007, 10:59 PM
...is ****ed off that the Osmonds aren't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
r5TPsooner
9/12/2007, 11:02 PM
Is gonna feel like he was kicked by Ray Guy after the whoopin the Sooners gives his team this Saturday.
Crucifax Autumn
9/12/2007, 11:43 PM
...Watches porn with his mom
Sooner_Havok
9/13/2007, 12:08 AM
Once had hair just like Gundy, until the incident involving 32 bottles of hair gel, 26 sheep, 17 latex gloves, and 5 zippo lighters.
goingoneight
9/13/2007, 12:08 AM
... makes porn with his mom.
... thinks OSU would have contained Adrian Peterson if he played in the Bed-dumb game instead of AP last year.
... Gives Dr. Peppers to D-Linemen who score touchdowns.
... offered Lloyd Carr a job as a jock washer.
Crucifax Autumn
9/13/2007, 12:34 AM
...Blows blue cows
...Milks blue bulls
...Smells his finger frequently
goingoneight
9/13/2007, 01:16 AM
... used to play a rusty trombone in the aggy band.
limey_sooner
9/13/2007, 02:41 AM
Thinks no one sees him when he turns up Jimmi Hendrix on the car stereo and screams "scuse me while I kiss Brent Guy"
...only rounds up to the next dollar when he leaves a tip.
...spends the off-season traveling from one medieval fair to the next.
...thought Warrant and Faster Pu$$ycat kicked *** at Rocklahoma
http://www.spin.com/rocklahoma
OUmillenium
9/13/2007, 10:22 AM
...wants to clone hotdogs and replace our currency with them.
mxATVracer10
9/13/2007, 11:37 AM
Thinks no one sees him when he turns up Jimmi Hendrix on the car stereo and screams "scuse me while I kiss Brent Guy"
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/10900/brilliant.jpg BRILLIANT!!!!
.....Is Drought and Famine resistant.
tommieharris91
9/13/2007, 02:47 PM
:confused: nevermind
...got in a fight with Tommy Lee at the VMA's
OKC-SLC
9/14/2007, 09:54 PM
let's pregame traditions (no matter how marginal the opponent) fall to page 2.
journeyman
9/15/2007, 12:42 AM
....may be the first coach in college football history to actually put his team on the bus and go home at halftime.
I think Mike Gundy beat him to it by about 18 hours.
....thinks that OJ Simpson is misunderstood and unlucky.
goingoneight
9/15/2007, 12:46 AM
... cannot duplicate Brent Rawlmar with his scout offense.
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 12:49 AM
...Thinks Jar-Jar is the coolest Star Wars character
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 12:50 AM
...Shaves his sack to match his head
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 12:51 AM
...Dances Naked to "High School Musical"
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 12:52 AM
...Shines his head with KY Jelly
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 12:52 AM
...Thinks Lifetime movies are da bomb!
goingoneight
9/15/2007, 12:53 AM
... sees burnt orange after his dog steals his Cheesy Poofs bag.
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 12:54 AM
...Drives to Vegas for all the Celine Dion and Barry Manilow shows.
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 12:55 AM
...Thinks Bob Stoops is the guy from Hogan's Heroes
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 12:56 AM
...Keeps his testicles in a pickle jar in Oprah's fridge
goingoneight
9/15/2007, 12:56 AM
... picked Georgia and Troy to play for the MNC.
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 12:57 AM
...Has the complete "Mama's Family" DVD collection
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 12:57 AM
...Is still president of the "Punky Brewster" fanclub
goingoneight
9/15/2007, 12:58 AM
...Has the complete "Mama's Family" DVD collection
... to replace his VHS collection.
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 12:58 AM
...cried when his wife told him she shoulda married Stoops
goingoneight
9/15/2007, 12:59 AM
... said "****!!!" when he found out he scheduled OU instead of UO.
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 01:00 AM
...Thinks going on eight is a reference to him and his wives!
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 01:01 AM
...Is apparently dyslexic!
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 01:02 AM
...Is gonna be dreaming "Boomer Sooner" for the rest of his life
goingoneight
9/15/2007, 01:02 AM
... has just been contacted by T. Boone himself for a coaching internship.
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 01:03 AM
...Has requested PAC-10 officials for the game - only strategy he could come up with
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 01:04 AM
...Wants to coach at Tulsa since he found out Dr. Phil played there.
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 01:06 AM
...Cried when he heard the news about the blue cow getting ran over by the Schooner and shot himself when he saw the blue cow witha popsickle stick up it's Guy hole
Crucifax Autumn
9/15/2007, 01:06 AM
...Thinks Crucifax needs to move to another thead before he gets really obnoxious!
SoonerEmpire
9/15/2007, 07:41 AM
... STILL thinks that John Blake is the second-coming of Barry Switzer and thinks Blake wasn't given a fair chance!
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