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critical_phil
9/6/2007, 09:08 PM
**** you (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1993869&postcount=1741)


:mad:

sanantoniosooner
9/6/2007, 09:11 PM
people make mistakes critical_phil.

soonerboomer93
9/6/2007, 09:35 PM
**** you (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1993869&postcount=1741)


:mad:

I don't know the origin of this, either I forgot or missed the c_p wrecked a volvo post, but it did make me laugh, heartily...

Widescreen
9/6/2007, 09:41 PM
**** you (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1993869&postcount=1741)


:mad:
OK. Go wreck the car of your choice, then?

OUinFLA
9/6/2007, 09:45 PM
Why do you have to do everything Howzit tells you?

critical_phil
9/6/2007, 10:34 PM
people make mistakes critical_phil.


yes.


and some people WITHOUT INSURANCE make mistakes.


i made out a bit better than the doctor driving the brand new A8 did.

sanantoniosooner
9/6/2007, 10:36 PM
is there a thread you can link to for the story?

critical_phil
9/6/2007, 10:48 PM
is there a thread you can link to for the story?


no. i haven't told the story yet.


but i feel as if Howzit has some responsibility in the matter since he put the bad juju on me.


Howzit, just PM me your insurance info. tia.

olevetonahill
9/6/2007, 10:58 PM
I agree C-P from what you told me its howzits Fault all the way

olevetonahill
9/6/2007, 11:23 PM
Prolly his fault ur Daughters Car broke to , Add that to his bill .
If he dont pay , then the next time you change his diaper dont wash his butt . that will fix him !

soonerboomer93
9/6/2007, 11:55 PM
yes.


and some people WITHOUT INSURANCE make mistakes.


i made out a bit better than the doctor driving the brand new A8 did.

so you're saying you're too cheap to buy insurance?

olevetonahill
9/6/2007, 11:57 PM
so you're saying you're too cheap to buy insurance?
He aint cheap !
Its just after he got hosed fer 2100 bucks on a tranny he cant afford it :P

soonerboomer93
9/7/2007, 12:05 AM
$2100 for a tranny?

that's one high class hooker...

olevetonahill
9/7/2007, 12:06 AM
$2100 for a tranny?

that's one high class hooker...
You did Notice I said HE got " HOSED " right :D

soonerboomer93
9/7/2007, 12:13 AM
you're saying he paid $2100 to have his cinnamon ring glazed?

olevetonahill
9/7/2007, 12:21 AM
I Dont know and dont WANTA know the deTALES :eek:

soonerboomer93
9/7/2007, 12:29 AM
eh, i just wanted an excuse to say glazed cinnamon ring

it's such a great phrase...

Howzit
9/7/2007, 08:45 AM
I'm confused...c_p had ANOTHER wreck?

Good thing hiney wipers make so much money...

olevetonahill
9/7/2007, 08:57 AM
I'm confused...c_p had ANOTHER wreck?

Good thing hiney wipers make so much money...
He gets thru wit you your as is gonna be chapped !:eek:
Or sumpin !:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Howzit
9/7/2007, 09:16 AM
If he angers me I will never divulge my secrets of farking goodly.

OU4LIFE
9/7/2007, 09:28 AM
STFU, floater.

critical_phil
9/7/2007, 10:19 AM
I'm confused...c_p had ANOTHER wreck?


yes, ANOTHER one. this one was via flying wheel on I35.

'04 - $8500 comp claim (hail)
'05 - $7500 comp claim (theft)
'05 - $7500 not-at-fault
'06 - $5500 not-at-fault
'07 - $3300 not-at-fault
'07 - $? not-at-fault

MetRife is not happy.

mrs. c_p says this car is bad luck and i should sell it - which i might if i could keep it out of the body shop for more than a few weeks at a time.

thanx for jinxing me, humper. just PM that insurance info over.

NormanPride
9/7/2007, 10:31 AM
Holy crap. That's some bad luck right there. Or bad driving.

critical_phil
9/7/2007, 10:34 AM
....Or bad driving.


there's no way to avoid a wheel that jumps over the car in front of you and lands right in your grill

OCUDad
9/7/2007, 10:36 AM
It hit you in the teeth?

soonerbrat
9/7/2007, 10:44 AM
that car is definitely bad luck.

NormanPride
9/7/2007, 10:45 AM
there's no way to avoid a wheel that jumps over the car in front of you and lands right in your grill

Well, not if you suck.

;) What kind of wheel was it?

badger
9/7/2007, 10:51 AM
so...um... is it your birthday?

if so, happy birthday!:D

Howzit
9/7/2007, 11:06 AM
yes, ANOTHER one. this one was via flying wheel on I35.

'04 - $8500 comp claim (hail)
'05 - $7500 comp claim (theft)
'05 - $7500 not-at-fault
'06 - $5500 not-at-fault
'07 - $3300 not-at-fault
'07 - $? not-at-fault

MetRife is not happy.

mrs. c_p says this car is bad luck and i should sell it - which i might if i could keep it out of the body shop for more than a few weeks at a time.

thanx for jinxing me, humper. just PM that insurance info over.

There is a bright side...you weren't decapitated.

Probably 10 or 15 years ago I saw a wreck on I-35 in Moore right around the Shields exit where a tire went flying across the median, hit a car and decapitated the driver.

For reals.

So quit whining.

OU4LIFE
9/7/2007, 11:08 AM
there's no way to avoid a wheel that jumps over the car in front of you and lands right in your grill

yeah, like THAT explains the other 14 wrecks...

NormanPride
9/7/2007, 11:14 AM
so...um... is it your birthday?

if so, happy birthday!:D

Your increased appearances on the SO worries me.

Howzit
9/7/2007, 11:16 AM
Well helLLLOOO there....

IB4OU2
9/7/2007, 12:11 PM
that car is definitely bad luck.

Christine?

badger
9/7/2007, 12:27 PM
Your increased appearances on the SO worries me.
Don't worry, I'm on my way out the door. I just saw posts that I thought were interesting. I'll go back to the fark board soon, dear. LOVE YOU TOO!

Mixer!
9/8/2007, 03:47 PM
So is it fair to say that c_p has the Luck of the :norm: or worse? :confused: :eek: