View Full Version : The Official "OUAndy 1807 Stole My Avatar" Haiku Thread
Viking Kitten
9/6/2007, 07:26 PM
Found a dancing cat
I Made it my avatar
Andys stole it. Why?
SoonerStormchaser
9/6/2007, 07:27 PM
BANE HIM!
Viking Kitten
9/6/2007, 07:28 PM
I love the kitty
Oh yes, Kitty has the funk
And I found it first
Viking Kitten
9/6/2007, 07:30 PM
Don't make VK mad
Find a dancing dog somewhere
Dancing cat is mine
Viking Kitten
9/6/2007, 07:33 PM
Dancing squirrel perhaps?
Try to animate a mouse?
No feline for you.
Viking Kitten
9/6/2007, 07:36 PM
Not screwing around...
I will bring the pain, Andy.
Time to make the change.
Petro-Sooner
9/6/2007, 07:36 PM
I noticed that. Got confused from the two. Dont like it.
proud gonzo
9/6/2007, 07:41 PM
Just went to Pad Thai;
Didn't see OUAndy.
Would have beat him down.
olevetonahill
9/6/2007, 07:41 PM
OU andy
such a bastage
**** him
proud gonzo
9/6/2007, 07:43 PM
Czar ought to be p*ssed
Someone named OUAndy
Ganked VK's kitteh
sanantoniosooner
9/6/2007, 07:43 PM
This should be his avatar given recent interest in shaving.
http://www.mikeleejohnson.com/ShavedCat.jpg
proud gonzo
9/6/2007, 07:44 PM
OU andy
such a bastage
**** him
Hehe--I like it.
Not QUITE the right numbers there...
But big points for style.
I love the kitty
Oh yes, Kitty has the funk
And I found it first
:hot: :hot: :hot:
OUHOMER
9/6/2007, 07:58 PM
Funny thing is. I was ready threads today and thought you were making them. They just didnt sound right
Viking Kitten
9/6/2007, 07:58 PM
Kitty sez "o noes!"
I haz been jacked!!!!1 U gimmeh
bak nao, plzkthx.
sanantoniosooner
9/6/2007, 07:59 PM
The bad man Andy
Thief of catty avatar
Must pay the price
OUHOMER
9/6/2007, 08:00 PM
Maybe we should all use it..
Petro-Sooner
9/6/2007, 08:02 PM
If Andy was in school thats a straight up F for the class minimum. Gotta give props to the source. Thats flat out lifting.
sanantoniosooner
9/6/2007, 08:15 PM
Bob Barker just called.
He said to neuter Andy.
Snip Snip will solve all.
OUAndy1807
9/6/2007, 08:16 PM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Yes, my avatar is a dancing cat, but it's not the same dancing cat.
Not even close. mine is not as hurky and jurky (or maybe jerky would be more appropriate in this case)
;)
JohnnyMack
9/6/2007, 08:43 PM
Invisibel Poll Puzishun!
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
9/6/2007, 10:19 PM
I wrote a haiku in honor of my own avatar.
"Look at mah 'fro," says JK
"My blonde, curly 'do."
I wish perms were in style now.
sanantoniosooner
9/6/2007, 10:19 PM
5
7
5
TopDaugIn2000
9/6/2007, 10:30 PM
I was gonna put my skating kitty back but apparently I can't have an animated avvie :( :mad :(
I wrote a haiku in honor of my own avatar.
"Look at mah 'fro," says JK
"My blonde, curly 'do."
I wish perms were in style now.
7 + 6 + 8 = Fail.
OUAndy learns
Don’t mess with VK’s p***y
If you want to live
Paperclip
9/6/2007, 10:52 PM
7 + 6 + 8 = Fail.
She's writing free-form. I thought you hills and trees people were supposed to be smart.
She's writing free-form. I thought you hills and trees people were supposed to be smart.
I wrote a haiku in honor of my own avatar.
Time for a fresh Phonics Monkey down on the flood plain.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
9/6/2007, 11:00 PM
How do you get 8 out of "I wish perms were in style now?"
Every single word in that sentence has one syllable.
proud gonzo
9/6/2007, 11:04 PM
7 + 6 + 8 = Fail.
Seven syllables
Plus an additional six
And eight equals fail
critical_phil
9/6/2007, 11:07 PM
Kitty at my foot
and i wanna touch it (pause)
Kitty at my foot
proud gonzo
9/6/2007, 11:08 PM
Got an abacus?
O! Counting problems abound.
Haiku takes math skillz.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
9/6/2007, 11:10 PM
That haiku's backwards
With seven on top not five
Sheesh, give me a break.
proud gonzo
9/6/2007, 11:12 PM
Oh my god, Becky
Look at her butt; it's so big.
Yeah, Baby got back.
haiku smack is low
lower than spek smack but yet,
no meltdown has ensued
critical_phil
9/6/2007, 11:18 PM
Mongo whispers low
1TC i love you so
put it in the butt
phil had a car wreck
smashed his vulva hard core
i sit back and laugh
soonerboomer93
9/6/2007, 11:32 PM
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
soonerboomer93
9/6/2007, 11:33 PM
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
soonerboomer93
9/6/2007, 11:35 PM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses
And all the kings men,
Said "F*ck him,
He's only an egg.
olevetonahill
9/6/2007, 11:52 PM
Mary had a little sheep
when she found it was a Ram
Mary had a little lamb
**** off dip ****. k?
GADOCAD,
WI. hillbilly.
:D
(god I hate haikuses)
proud gonzo
9/7/2007, 12:21 AM
**** off dip ****. k?
GADOCAD,
WI. hillbilly.
:D
(god I hate haikuses)
Oh, to neg or not?
In light of recent affairs,
sadly I vote "not".
(here's to hoping this
latest haiku doesn't get
me banninated....)
olevetonahill
9/7/2007, 12:23 AM
Oh, to neg or not?
In light of recent affairs,
sadly I vote "not".
(here's to hoping this
latest haiku doesn't get
me banninated....)
If it does we will start a FREE PG thread in the sponsors forum . Hows that ?
Unclear on concept
soonerboomer93
Failure at haiku
Protons and muons
Are easier than haiku
Stick to physics, Ike
crawfish
9/7/2007, 07:44 AM
I'm stirring the pot
Over and over again
When will it be done?
proud gonzo
9/7/2007, 08:17 AM
If it does we will start a FREE PG thread in the sponsors forum . Hows that ?I'll appreciate that--thanks ;)
Viking Kitten
9/7/2007, 08:34 AM
Andy made the change
That's the power of haiku
Feel it in your soul
soonernation
9/7/2007, 09:24 AM
I love the kitty
:eek:
Osce0la
9/7/2007, 10:19 AM
Knock it the **** off,
almighty :dean: has spoken,
give the kitty back
Dancing kitty the same,
OU 4 LIFE or OU4LIFE,
Report on OETA at 6:30
soonerbrat
9/7/2007, 10:40 AM
SoonerBoomer no
those are not Haiku no no!
try to get it right
Czar Soonerov
9/7/2007, 10:43 AM
Miami sucks sucks
Miami sucks sucks sucks sucks
Miami sucks sucks
Viking Kitten
9/7/2007, 03:40 PM
Czar's shenangans
Cost me my avatar. Damn!
Fix it, Beano. Please?
TMcGee86
9/7/2007, 04:11 PM
Does anyone know
where i can get a boomer
sooner ringtone thanks!
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