The Official "OUAndy 1807 Stole My Avatar" Haiku Thread

[Viking Kitten]

Found a dancing cat
I Made it my avatar
Andys stole it. Why?

[SoonerStormchaser]

BANE HIM!

[Viking Kitten]

I love the kitty
Oh yes, Kitty has the funk
And I found it first

[Viking Kitten]

Don't make VK mad
Find a dancing dog somewhere
Dancing cat is mine

[Viking Kitten]

Dancing squirrel perhaps?
Try to animate a mouse?
No feline for you.

[Viking Kitten]

Not screwing around...
I will bring the pain, Andy.
Time to make the change.

[Petro-Sooner]

I noticed that. Got confused from the two. Dont like it.

[proud gonzo]

Just went to Pad Thai;
Didn't see OUAndy.
Would have beat him down.

[olevetonahill]

OU andy
such a bastage
**** him

[proud gonzo]

Czar ought to be p*ssed
Someone named OUAndy
Ganked VK's kitteh

[sanantoniosooner]

This should be his avatar given recent interest in shaving.
http://www.mikeleejohnson.com/ShavedCat.jpg

[proud gonzo]

OU andy
such a bastage
**** him
Hehe--I like it.
Not QUITE the right numbers there...
But big points for style.

[Cam]

I love the kitty
Oh yes, Kitty has the funk
And I found it first
:hot: :hot: :hot:

[OUHOMER]

Funny thing is. I was ready threads today and thought you were making them. They just didnt sound right

[Viking Kitten]

Kitty sez "o noes!"
I haz been jacked!!!!1 U gimmeh
bak nao, plzkthx.

[sanantoniosooner]

The bad man Andy
Thief of catty avatar
Must pay the price

[OUHOMER]

Maybe we should all use it..

[Petro-Sooner]

If Andy was in school thats a straight up F for the class minimum. Gotta give props to the source. Thats flat out lifting.

[sanantoniosooner]

Bob Barker just called.
He said to neuter Andy.
Snip Snip will solve all.

[OUAndy1807]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. Yes, my avatar is a dancing cat, but it's not the same dancing cat.

Not even close. mine is not as hurky and jurky (or maybe jerky would be more appropriate in this case)







;)

[JohnnyMack]

Invisibel Poll Puzishun!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I wrote a haiku in honor of my own avatar.

"Look at mah 'fro," says JK
"My blonde, curly 'do."
I wish perms were in style now.

[sanantoniosooner]

5
7
5

[TopDaugIn2000]

I was gonna put my skating kitty back but apparently I can't have an animated avvie :( :mad :(

[bri]

I wrote a haiku in honor of my own avatar.

"Look at mah 'fro," says JK
"My blonde, curly 'do."
I wish perms were in style now.

7 + 6 + 8 = Fail.

[OCUDad]

OUAndy learns
Don’t mess with VK’s p***y
If you want to live

[Paperclip]

7 + 6 + 8 = Fail.

She's writing free-form. I thought you hills and trees people were supposed to be smart.

[bri]

She's writing free-form. I thought you hills and trees people were supposed to be smart.


I wrote a haiku in honor of my own avatar.

Time for a fresh Phonics Monkey down on the flood plain.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

How do you get 8 out of "I wish perms were in style now?"

Every single word in that sentence has one syllable.

[proud gonzo]

7 + 6 + 8 = Fail.
Seven syllables
Plus an additional six
And eight equals fail

[critical_phil]

Kitty at my foot
and i wanna touch it (pause)
Kitty at my foot

[proud gonzo]

Got an abacus?
O! Counting problems abound.
Haiku takes math skillz.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

That haiku's backwards
With seven on top not five
Sheesh, give me a break.

[proud gonzo]

Oh my god, Becky
Look at her butt; it's so big.
Yeah, Baby got back.

[Mongo]

haiku smack is low
lower than spek smack but yet,
no meltdown has ensued

[critical_phil]

Mongo whispers low
1TC i love you so
put it in the butt

[Mongo]

phil had a car wreck
smashed his vulva hard core
i sit back and laugh

[soonerboomer93]

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

[soonerboomer93]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

[soonerboomer93]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses
And all the kings men,
Said "F*ck him,
He's only an egg.

[olevetonahill]

Mary had a little sheep
when she found it was a Ram
Mary had a little lamb

[Ike]

**** off dip ****. k?
GADOCAD,
WI. hillbilly.

:D

(god I hate haikuses)

[proud gonzo]

**** off dip ****. k?
GADOCAD,
WI. hillbilly.

:D

(god I hate haikuses)

Oh, to neg or not?
In light of recent affairs,
sadly I vote "not".


(here's to hoping this
latest haiku doesn't get
me banninated....)

[olevetonahill]

Oh, to neg or not?
In light of recent affairs,
sadly I vote "not".


(here's to hoping this
latest haiku doesn't get
me banninated....)
If it does we will start a FREE PG thread in the sponsors forum . Hows that ?

[OCUDad]

Unclear on concept
soonerboomer93
Failure at haiku

[OCUDad]

Protons and muons
Are easier than haiku
Stick to physics, Ike

[crawfish]

I'm stirring the pot
Over and over again
When will it be done?

[proud gonzo]

If it does we will start a FREE PG thread in the sponsors forum . Hows that ?I'll appreciate that--thanks ;)

[Viking Kitten]

Andy made the change
That's the power of haiku
Feel it in your soul

[soonernation]

I love the kitty




:eek:

[Osce0la]

Knock it the **** off,
almighty :dean: has spoken,
give the kitty back

[IB4OU2]

Dancing kitty the same,
OU 4 LIFE or OU4LIFE,
Report on OETA at 6:30

[soonerbrat]

SoonerBoomer no
those are not Haiku no no!
try to get it right

[Czar Soonerov]

Miami sucks sucks
Miami sucks sucks sucks sucks
Miami sucks sucks

[Viking Kitten]

Czar's shenangans
Cost me my avatar. Damn!
Fix it, Beano. Please?

[TMcGee86]

Does anyone know
where i can get a boomer
sooner ringtone thanks!