In what way is that idot mascot for Miamuh most likely to screw his team this Sat.?

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Collectively, the POS's that portray Sebastian the Ibis for thug U pull out some sort of b.s. in big games that embarrasses (if that is even possible) the Miami football team and entire U community.

Which is most likely to occur this Saturday?

[snp]

I wanna see him C-Walk.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rpXPNtwF9Yk

[OKC-SLC]

ghey bhutt secks.

[XingTheRubicon]

He'll have a sign that says "Big 12 Champs" if they beat OU and A&M.

[Octavian]

For those that don't know/remember....Sebastian lit a model Sooner Schooner on fire and ran around the field in the waning moments of Miami's 20-14 win over OU in the '87 National Championship Game....to the joy of their hometown crowd.


http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7660/ibisia1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)








It's a lasting memory of Canes football in the 1980s. Miami was so proud...they've placed an autographed memorial in the University of Miami Sports Hall of Fame.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6669/dirtybirdsv8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[KantoSooner]

I think we should simply equip the rufneks with No. 8 shot and post 'Ibis Season is Open' signs at all entrances to Owen Field.

[47straight]

I wanna see him C-Walk.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rpXPNtwF9Yk


That's called the "Crank it Soulja Boy." Apparently KWII isn't the only "f'n soulja" around those parts. Apparently it's also acceptable to "superman that hoe," Imus notwithstanding. :texan:

[soonerfaninpoteau]

In what way is that idot mascot for Miamuh most likely to screw his team this Sat.?
by being there

[insuranceman_22]

I think we should simply equip the rufneks with No. 8 shot and post 'Ibis Season is Open' signs at all entrances to Owen Field.

Now that's one hell of an idea, I like it. Fella's I've got several shotguns, I can equip 5 of us......if you can figure out how we can get in I'll shoot that bastard in the butt!

[goingoneight]

You spelled "pole" wrong... :D

[AllAboutThe'O']

It's not really an ibis. Looks more like a buzzard to me.

[Fraggle145]

I vote E. He and the Horse pigs get together on the Miami sideline and it explodes in a firey ball of death.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I think a Miami player will pull off his head and start hitting people with it.

[OUDoc]

I think a Miami player will pull off his head and start hitting people with it.
His own head or the mascot's head? They aren't too bright, you know.

[douxpaysan]

Horsepigs give Sebastian bird fluhttp://www.thepinkflamingo.com/media/birds.jpg

[RedstickSooner]

I believe option 2 should read: "During warmups, Sebastian tries to pry shotgun out of Rufnek's hands, setting it off and causing several Miami players to return fire, injuring numerous bystanders in the stadium, as well as striking Sebastian in the thigh, groin & shoulder."

[StuIsTheMan]

causing at least half the Miami team to either faint or McNabb right there.
Classic!

[SOONER STEAKER]

Isn't it open season on birds? Open up a 12 gauge on that mascot!! :eek:

[SOONER STEAKER]

I'm an idiot I guess. What is a horsepig?

[Paperclip]

I'm only posting in this thread so your marathon user name won't mess up my page width.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I'm an idiot I guess. What is a horsepig?


A horsepig is a slap in the face of any male Sooner fan overt the age of 5.

[FaninAma]

You know, that picture of the stupid Miami mascot pulling the burning schooner around is very appropriate for the fans and citizens of Miami. In fact, they should replace Sebastion with a hoodlum who carries around a looted television set and tries to set the stadium on fire.....now that would be a mascot truly representative of the city, Miami University and their program and fans.

[Pigface1]

I remember him pulling the lit Schooner.

After we're up by 50 the Schooner needs to tie a noose around Sebastian and drag his azz across the field.

[Turd_Ferguson]

....or at least buy a stuffed donald duck, set it on fire and drag it behind the Schooner.