How many days should I ban DoLeMIte?

[Czar Soonerov]

For makin' time with my woman?

[dolemitesooner]

Wtf is makin'time....LMAO

I love you guys

[Viking Kitten]

Now Czar... Jacob was just trying to be nice.

[Soonerus]

Leave him alone he is good comic relief...

[critical_phil]

Now Czar... Julia was just trying to be nice.


http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/190/doleohowzcc1.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

Now Czar... Jacob was just trying to be nice.
Its Jayson, Dolemite, Hartless, or Bobby Beyonce. Don't make me kill you.:P

[dolemitesooner]

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/190/doleohowzcc1.jpg
Thats not me ....my face is all sleek now....LOL

[Frozen Sooner]

Its Jayson, Dolemite, Hartless, or Bobby Beyonce. Don't make me kill you.:P

Or donut ***.

[critical_phil]

you two look so happy together.

[dolemitesooner]

Or donut ***.
Don't be dissin on the donut mother Beyonce. The Donut soothes my *** pains

[Soonerus]

Don't be dissin on the donut mother Beyonce. The Donut soothes my *** pains

more than we need.....

[BudSooner]

Truly more than we need.

[dolemitesooner]

Do you mean, its more information than you need? I don't understand you when you speak in sentence fragments.

[dolemitesooner]

I am sitting on the Donut right now. Its awesome.

[Soonerus]

Do you mean, its more information than you need? I don't understand you when you speak in sentence fragments.

Would you prefer mispelled sentence fragments to help you ???

[dolemitesooner]

:0

[proud gonzo]

wtf is going oin e?

[dolemitesooner]

Just wondering why czar wants to ban me?

[Soonerus]

Just wondering why czar wants to ban me?

because....you probably deserve it...to support the integrity of the Board, I support the Mods....

[proud gonzo]

Just wondering why czar wants to ban me?why would czra want to ban you? he's way too nice for that. :D

[dolemitesooner]

:)

[dolemitesooner]

I wonder what would happen if I negged Czar. I don't think I will try that. I am afraid of Czar.

[Soonerus]

I wonder what would happen if I negged Czar. I don't think I will try that. I am afraid of Czar.

pansy...

[dolemitesooner]

I am a pansy it really sucks. I have been working on it tho.

[proud gonzo]

I wonder what would happen if I negged Czar. I don't think I will try that. I am afraid of Czar.I'll do it and let you know what happens.

[Soonerus]

I am a pansy it really sucks. I have been working on it tho.

Hey you are out of "the nile" great...

[dolemitesooner]

I'll do it and let you know what happens.Ohh god:eek:

[dolemitesooner]

SPIDERS ARE AWESOME

[proud gonzo]

well, i havent' been smote yet, so i guess beano hasn't figured out how to program that in... :D

[dolemitesooner]

well, i havent' been smote yet, so i guess beano hasn't figured out how to program that in... :D
What in the hell are you talking about. Speak like a normal human.

[Soonerus]

What in the hell are you talking about. Speak like a normal human.

That's a relative statement....

[dolemitesooner]

What would it be relative too?

[Soonerus]

duh, realtive to a person's view of a normal human... yours and mine are not the same...

[dolemitesooner]

duh, realtive to a person's view of a normal human... yours and mine are not the same...
A new phenomena has emerged from the American elite, namely terminally ill or injured individuals having themselves cryogenically frozen until such time as a cure is invented for their ailments.

[proud gonzo]

What in the hell are you talking about. Speak like a normal human.english, mother****er, do you speak it? Smote! smite, smote.

[dolemitesooner]

english, mother****er, do you speak it? Smote! smite, smote.
What?

[Soonerus]

english, mother****er, do you speak it? Smote! smite, smote.

***applause*** for PG....

[proud gonzo]

What?Say what again! Come on, SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er.

[dolemitesooner]

Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

[Soonerus]

Funny...

[proud gonzo]

Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like!Does he look like a bitch?

[dolemitesooner]

No.

[proud gonzo]

Then why you try to **** him like a bitch, Brett?

[dolemitesooner]

I didn't.

[soonerboomer93]

I voted for perma, just 'cause it wasn't multiple choice :D

[Soonerus]

I voted for perma, just 'cause it wasn't multiple choice :D

spek....

[proud gonzo]

I didn't.Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. You ever read the Bible, Brett?

[dolemitesooner]

UHH yes.

[proud gonzo]

There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

[Soonerus]

Duh, Pulp Fiction trivia....old news...

[proud gonzo]

took you 15 posts to figure that out?

[dolemitesooner]

This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-granddaddy's war watch, made by the first company to ever make wristwatches. You see, up until then, people just carried pocket watches. Your great-granddaddy wore that watch every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great- grandmother, took the watch off his wrist and put it in an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddaddy gave it to
your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Your granddad was a Marine and he was killed with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki,
a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was
shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it's be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ***. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ***. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of metal up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

[Soonerus]

took you 15 posts to figure that out?

No, I just try not to state the obvious until necessary...

[proud gonzo]

No, I just try not to state the obvious until necessary...HAH. oh man, that's hilarious.

[dolemitesooner]

I just accidentally shot Marvin in the throat.

[Soonerus]

just keep your foot off of the brother...

[proud gonzo]

I just accidentally shot Marvin in the face.Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.

[Soonerus]

I've seen the movie about 10 times....

[dolemitesooner]

I love cheez its, and spek to anyone who only gives me one day in the clink.

[proud gonzo]

man, i'd do it if i could.