View Full Version : I'm about to be blown away...
SoonerGirl06
9/2/2007, 09:51 PM
I'm severly intoxicated so I'm not sure if I'm prepared..
AlbqSooner
9/2/2007, 09:52 PM
Of all the lines I have heard from women I have been involved with, this is one I do not ever recall.
grab hold of something and hang on
SoonerGirl06
9/2/2007, 09:53 PM
I think I'm about to pujke. This is not good.
dolemitesooner
9/2/2007, 09:55 PM
wow
SoonerGirl06
9/2/2007, 09:57 PM
It's Armegeddon. Oh good Lord... the noise is kililing me.
Seriouslyu... Merlot and an action movie just goesn't mix.
Fick me margaret truman... this is something I;m not too sure aout.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/2/2007, 09:58 PM
I think I'm about to pujke. This is not good.Don't lie down if you feel woozy. Stand up or sit up straight. Listen to some Farroupilhas, and watch an NFL game with the volume off.
SoonerGirl06
9/2/2007, 09:59 PM
If ph doesnt kncok it off he and I are about ready to rumble. dammit I am not in the mood to follow a movie.
This is not good. My stomach is not ready to rimble.
opksooner
9/2/2007, 10:02 PM
It is better to be blown away than not to be blown at all
.......ya leave the door open and somebody's gonna walk throught it
SoonerGirl06
9/2/2007, 10:04 PM
Oh my freaking dod! surround sound is not my frined. WHat is it with guys and their4 surroundn soudn. Heavens to betsy.
SoonerGirl06
9/2/2007, 10:05 PM
I'm goidnf to bed. ph is ****ing me off and now hies ghinking of whatever.
mERLOT IS NOT MY FRIEND.
Newbomb Turk
9/2/2007, 10:10 PM
I think this should be a drunkytown thread.
tommieharris91
9/2/2007, 10:10 PM
Poor Phead. I think he just blew a sure thing.
yeesh...red wines give me the absolute worst hangover...hope you recover well tomorrow
dolemitesooner
9/2/2007, 10:30 PM
FUGGED UP
tulsaoilerfan
9/2/2007, 10:54 PM
So did you puke on the computer monitor yet? :)
critical_phil
9/2/2007, 10:57 PM
I'm goidnf to bed. ph is ****ing me off and now hies ghinking of whatever.
mERLOT IS NOT MY FRIEND.
dOLEMITE qUTOE gENERTOR: just add merlot
LoyalFan
9/2/2007, 11:25 PM
I think I'm about to pujke. This is not good.
Da, Comrade SoonerYoungFemaleSixski!
Better you should "Pujke"! Everywhere in Mother Russia, from Petrograd to Pinsk, from Moscow to Minsk, we have saying; "When have too much Wodka, make room for more! How? Simple! Just Pujke!"
P. Illyich "Pete" Tchaikovsky
Gorky Park, under the statue of Yakov Smirnov
oumartin
9/2/2007, 11:30 PM
He's just waiting on you to pass out so he can try a little something new on ya! :D
critical_phil
9/2/2007, 11:31 PM
P. Illyich "Pete" Tchaikovsky
dude, the peter puffer thread is over here (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98506).
phead903
9/3/2007, 09:11 AM
Good News!! SG06 survived and is now ingesting coffee along with a mixture of medications in order to bring her back to full strength.
Apparently, Merlot (mixed with Chardonnay) causes really strange dreams, because the one she told me about was a doozy! However, I'll leave that to her to regale you with...
jk the sooner fan
9/3/2007, 09:12 AM
how is chunks the dog?
From an experienced drunk:
Next time you get dizzy, lay down on the bed but keep one foot on the floor. It helps you keep your sense of orientation.
soonerbrat
9/3/2007, 09:32 AM
she should be drinking water or gatorade, not coffee...coffee is a diuretic
proud gonzo
9/3/2007, 11:38 AM
yeah. it'll just make things worse.
this thread was very entertaining, though.
GrapevineSooner
9/3/2007, 12:28 PM
Because puking dehydrates you, kids.
KC//CRIMSON
9/3/2007, 01:16 PM
I think I'm about to pujke. This is not good.
"How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ash tray?"
Animal Mother
9/3/2007, 07:33 PM
"How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ash tray?"
That was cruel but HYSTERICAL!!!
I think that's on th menu at Denco's.
phead903
9/3/2007, 08:18 PM
In all seriousness, SG06 worked her butt off this weekend cleaning up the backyard, then I start filling her wine glass after she has been working all day and not eating much of anything..so the fault really lies at my feet!
SG06 is the bestest girlfriend evar!!:D :D
And Brat and PG, she was drinking water to re-hydrate along with the coffee.
olevetonahill
9/3/2007, 08:35 PM
In all seriousness, SG06 worked her butt off this weekend cleaning up the backyard, then I start filling her wine glass after she has been working all day and not eating much of anything..so the fault really lies at my feet!
SG06 is the bestest girlfriend evar!!:D :D
And Brat and PG, she was drinking water to re-hydrate along with the coffee.
And you are the sorriest BF .
Id let her sleep , The grounds man can do the yard . Or we can wait till Fall.
Spoil her ya bastage ;)
phead903
9/3/2007, 08:52 PM
Vet, I couldn't keep her out of the back yard - she was like a woman possessed this weekend...but don't worry, I'll make it up to her!;) ;)
SoonerGirl06
9/3/2007, 08:57 PM
In all seriousness, SG06 worked her butt off this weekend cleaning up the backyard,
And ph was lounging at the pool the whole time too... not an ounce of guilt either... while poor little moi was sweating, and chopping down trees... not just one, but THREE!!!!! :D
SG06 is the bestest girlfriend evar!!:D :D
And don't you forget it mister! :D
I'm gonna milk this for everything that I can....
SoonerGirl06
9/3/2007, 09:00 PM
And as far as my intoxication episode... I don't know what the hell happened. One minute I'm drinking my Merlot and Bam!!!! The room starts spinning and I'm not feeling too well.
To ph's credit... he did hold my hair while I was praying to the Porcelin god.
SoonerGirl06
9/3/2007, 09:10 PM
From an experienced drunk:
Next time you get dizzy, lay down on the bed but keep one foot on the floor. It helps you keep your sense of orientation.
I wouldn't of been able to determine which way was the floor and which way was the ceiling....
P.I.T.I.F.U.L.
phead903
9/3/2007, 09:23 PM
If she had been trying to put a foot on the ceiling, I'm pretty sure i would have known that...just sayin'!:P
phead903
9/3/2007, 09:24 PM
[quote=SoonerGirl06]And ph was lounging at the pool the whole time too... not an ounce of guilt either... while poor little moi was sweating, and chopping down trees... not just one, but THREE!!!!! :D
I wasn't just lounging - I had a cooler full of beer to get rid of!:D
olevetonahill
9/3/2007, 10:06 PM
[quote=SoonerGirl06]And ph was lounging at the pool the whole time too... not an ounce of guilt either... while poor little moi was sweating, and chopping down trees... not just one, but THREE!!!!! :D
I wasn't just lounging - I had a cooler full of beer to get rid of!:D
Well hell < ya didnt give her a break ? Ya now to fetch ya a beer ?:cool:
tommieharris91
9/4/2007, 01:04 AM
I'm gonna milk this for everything that I can....
He did kinda help you throw up that night. It sounds like you two are even now.
SoonerGirl06
9/4/2007, 09:24 PM
He did kinda help you throw up that night. It sounds like you two are even now.
Yeah... I know. He took very good care of me during my intoxicative state.
I know that I am a very lucky woman. ph spoils me everyday... in everyway. He's simply amazing!
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