View Full Version : Randy Shannon...
goingoneight
9/2/2007, 03:49 AM
... swears he coulda beaten Marshall 79-10. :D
oumartin
9/2/2007, 03:57 AM
Gave Larry Coker a rusty trombone for Christmas 2004
Gave Larry Coker a rusty trombone for Christmas 2004
I'd say that one pretty much wins. Can't believe that one will be topped. But I'll try:
... Jacks it into his palm, then flings the load at Michael Irvin and yells, "Spider-Man!"
Flagstaffsooner
9/2/2007, 05:19 AM
...after practice sweeps up the powder from the locker room floor and sells it to supplement his income.
fadada1
9/2/2007, 05:33 AM
... is thanking his "lucky stars" that they didn't play appalachian state... but is secretly laughing his a** off at michigan.
-is about to be "welcomed" to being a D-1 head coach.
-is going to learn that Miamuh is not popular in Norman.
-knows that we own the OB...so he's moving.
TheHumanAlphabet
9/2/2007, 09:08 AM
Secretly thinks he looks like Phillip Michael Thomas aka Detective Rico Tubbs of the old Miami Vice TV show fame...
birddog
9/2/2007, 10:30 AM
...promised recruits a free "magnum pi" on their campus visit.
r5TPsooner
9/2/2007, 10:37 AM
has security guards & state troopers to protect him from his own players.
birddog
9/2/2007, 11:30 AM
is earning praise for his "Guns For Books" program on campus.
GottaHavePride
9/2/2007, 12:14 PM
sits when he pees.
47straight
9/2/2007, 12:33 PM
... claims that he has enacted "discipline" on the program.
sooneron
9/2/2007, 03:09 PM
Gave Donna Shalala a dirty sanchez
The Maestro
9/2/2007, 03:25 PM
...was pleased with the 15,000 fan turnout Saturday for their home opener. Of course, the "Free Churro with Ticket Stub" at nearby El Pollo Loco didn't hurt.
DrZaius
9/2/2007, 03:29 PM
Likes the SHOCKER, Receiving that is!
OklahomaTuba
9/2/2007, 04:09 PM
broke into his girlfriend's apartment and crapped in her laundry hamper while crying.
freshchris05
9/2/2007, 04:16 PM
loves to expose himself around campus
illinisooner
9/2/2007, 04:50 PM
...wondered why Wooderson wasn't coaching Marshall yesterday
Socrefbek
9/2/2007, 06:13 PM
Has a female alter ego referred to as "Randy" Shannon :D
goingoneight
9/2/2007, 06:24 PM
sits when he pees.
... pees when he sits. :P
47straight
9/2/2007, 07:07 PM
... thinks that the mascot acting tough helps the team's rep.
royalfan5
9/2/2007, 07:49 PM
....is paid solely in dirty pictures of Donna Shalala
tommieharris91
9/2/2007, 07:53 PM
...asked if Prentiss Elliot had any eligibility left.
goingoneight
9/2/2007, 10:00 PM
... is claiming he fields the "world's greatest defense."
MR2-Sooner86
9/2/2007, 10:30 PM
...wants a threesome with Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr.
Spends "family time" with mike ******
Landthief 1972
9/2/2007, 11:38 PM
Refers to the Orange Bowl stadium as the "Green Zone" while driving to it in his armored escort of Humvees while wearing a bulletproof vest.
InTexasandImStuck
9/2/2007, 11:44 PM
I do like the Poopes brothers..
Frozen Sooner
9/2/2007, 11:59 PM
...thinks a mojito is a manly drink.
soonerspudman
9/3/2007, 12:25 AM
...secretly covets Jimmy Johnson's hair.
...thinks Smellsofburbon is a legend.
...still denies Jimmy Johnson put out a hit on Aikman.
...is a/k/a Det. Lois Einhorn.
...bought Michael Irvin some coke once.
... thinks Kellen Winslow Jr. is a class act
...wasn't trying to play footsie in the bathroom, he just has a wide stance.
47straight
9/3/2007, 12:47 AM
... thinks that InTexasandImStuck is a witty poster.
... thinks Kellen Winslow Jr. is a class act
...IS A ****IN SOULJA!!!!
goingoneight
9/3/2007, 01:34 AM
... believes you don't come into the Orange Bowl without gettin' ya *** whooped!!!!!!1111!1
illinisooner
9/3/2007, 01:59 AM
...IS A ****IN SOULJA!!!!
is a soulja boy!
Octavian
9/3/2007, 02:01 AM
watches Golden Girls re-runs
Soonerus
9/3/2007, 02:07 AM
is an arse like Gerry Faust...
...improved his team's speed by using a police siren as the starting signal for timing the 40 yd dash.
birddog
9/3/2007, 02:57 PM
orders food at a drive-thru and tells the person "it's to go".
birddog
9/3/2007, 03:09 PM
giggles like a school girl when he watches Dude Where's My car?
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2007, 03:22 PM
...deposits money into his checkings account so he can pay for his credick.
birddog
9/3/2007, 03:30 PM
had his car customized so that it would spray windshield wiper fluid on the cars in front of him too.
goingoneight
9/3/2007, 03:34 PM
had his car customized so that it would spray windshield wiper fluid on the cars in front of him too.
... I gotta admit, I did that to my own car. :D It's even funnier when a convertable ****es me off. :texan:
[Randy Shannon] ... has a fleet of Miami police cars taking his team to Norman as we speak. ROAD TRIP!!! :hot:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/college/hurricanes/sfl-0826hyde,0,5441002.column?page=1
What does it take to save a kid? To make him do what's right and responsible? Because there are eight or nine kids down there who are fathers themselves, just like I was at their age. One of them has two children. I know just what they're going through. I'll help them."
He scans the weight room.
"One kid down there, 20 or 21 years old, recently had his dad come up to him and say, 'I'm not your real dad,'" Shannon says. "He was hurting. That was a three-month deal of talking to him, going to his home, helping him. Then he met his real dad. That's another process. I made sure to be there for him, supporting him. We talk all the time. Imagine throwing all that up into some kid's life."
He nods to a corner.
"There's another kid down there whose mom lives in a shelter," he said. "In high school, the neighborhood took care of the kid. He went from apartment to apartment to apartment. No one thought he could make it. I can't let him fail. He's got a 2.6 [grade-point average] now. His mom came out here one day, just out of rehab, going back into the shelter, and said, 'Thank you for saving my baby.'"
He points to the bench press.
"Another kid down there had family distractions weighing on him and didn't want to go to class," he said. "I talked to him about keeping going. Don't get frustrated or flustered. Don't think the world's coming to an end. Don't think just because things aren't going right you're going to quit on yourself. He's going to be fine."
He turns from the window.
"I know one guy in the NFL now, I love him to death, his mom basically bankrupted him," he said. "We talked about handling it and adjusting to it. I know all about family causing problems. I know what he went through.
"Another kid I recruited on this team who's in the NFL now was running numbers [a gambling operation] in his house when I recruited him. Sitting on the table were marijuana roach buds. He came here, saw a world out of the neighborhood. I don't think he goes back there at all."
birddog
9/4/2007, 10:33 AM
ran away from home because his mom said he was "five-foot nothin, hundred and nothin."
Landthief 1972
9/4/2007, 10:38 AM
Still wears his 2Live Crew t-shirt.
fadada1
9/4/2007, 11:01 AM
... has a bunch of dumbass fans that don't understand sarcasm or weekly traditions on soonerfans.com.
CincySooner
9/4/2007, 11:07 AM
... wears the Ibis costume to work on Fridays.
Jason White's Third Knee
9/4/2007, 11:28 AM
...pimped his ride...with real pimps!
...talked the AD out of saving money by using mug shots instead of hiring a photographer for the team photo.
JohnnyMack
9/4/2007, 11:48 AM
...can't find The Iraq on a map.
...bet his house on Michigan last week
47straight
9/4/2007, 11:53 AM
... will encourage his players to continue to stomp on team's logos at away games.
47straight
9/4/2007, 11:53 AM
... makes up a bunch of lies about kids that he's helped and tells it to the Sun Sentinel.
...can't find The Iraq on a map.
He has a map?!? :eek: Lucky dog. Isn't he a US American????
.......will need Jerome Brown, Bennie Blades, Vinny Testaverde and Michael Irvin to beat OU Saturday.
...sticks his whole head under the sneeze guard on the salad bar.
OKC-SLC
9/4/2007, 12:51 PM
...sticks his whole head under the sneeze guard on the salad bar.
...and always turns the handles inward when he's done.
JohnnyMack
9/4/2007, 01:07 PM
...misses the SuperBar at Wendy's.
CincySooner
9/4/2007, 01:17 PM
...misses the SuperBar at Wendy's.
well.. who doesn't? :O
47straight
9/4/2007, 03:15 PM
... pulled off a finger scam on the Wendy's chili.
birddog
9/4/2007, 03:22 PM
is going to buy some soul glow for his hair for good luck this weekend.
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9375/imagessz4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
TheUnnamedSooner
9/4/2007, 03:53 PM
pi$$ed Dio off.
This is a call to arms for Sooner fans in attendence on Saturday!
Sooner fans add extra element
(http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/content/sports/epaper/2007/09/04/a6c_UM_foot_0904.html)Palm Beach Post
UM coach Randy Shannon scoffed at the notion that his players will be affected by the crowd on Saturday, no matter how big it is. "It won't be a shock," Shannon said. "Some of these (UM players) are from Texas. They've played in big games before in Dallas (with) 30,000 or 40,000 fans screaming. Just because it's Oklahoma and there'll be 80,000 or 105,000 those fans won't make any difference between those yard lines. They won't."
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...thinks it's cool to muck up the mojo thread because he can't start a new thread. Sorry..
goingoneight
9/4/2007, 04:12 PM
... thought "That 80's Show" was the better comedy.
goingoneight
9/4/2007, 04:14 PM
This is a call to arms for Sooner fans in a ttendence on Saturday!
Sooner fans add extra element (http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/content/sports/epaper/2007/09/04/a6c_UM_foot_0904.html)
Stoops did the same thing before we went into Pyle Field last year. I would expect any coach to do this. You're supposed to be confident in your team on the road.
This is a call to arms for Sooner fans in a ttendence on Saturday!
Sooner fans add extra element
(http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/content/sports/epaper/2007/09/04/a6c_UM_foot_0904.html)Palm Beach Post
...thinks it's cool to muck up the mojo thread because he can't start a new thread.
Landthief 1972
9/4/2007, 04:45 PM
...drives 60 in the passing lane on the turnpike and gets indignant if you ride his bumper and honk.
SoonerBOI
9/4/2007, 06:45 PM
a name soon to be forgotten...what's his name again?
Is "unconcerned" with 400 plus passing yards....
..thinks that 80 pass yards w/1td and 1 int is stellar
OKC-SLC
9/4/2007, 09:30 PM
...sucks it.
...prefers that players pat him on the behind when they make a good play.
goingoneight
9/4/2007, 09:43 PM
... thinks this is hawt. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8U0HxhR2Bc)
birddog
9/4/2007, 10:00 PM
chews his food with his mouth open.
King Crimson
9/4/2007, 10:22 PM
chews his food with his mouth open.
that's actually my friend Dean, but Randy Shannon still dances like Nena in 99 Luftballoons.
olevetonahill
9/4/2007, 11:30 PM
sits when he pees.
Stands when he ****s !
Has a laminated picture of Papa Smurf in his shower
illinisooner
9/5/2007, 12:06 AM
Thinks installing the "fun n' gun" or "run n' shoot" offense will work well with his personnel.
illinisooner
9/5/2007, 12:08 AM
Goes with a no huddle offense because known felons can't consort with each other.
47straight
9/5/2007, 12:13 AM
... runs practices with live ammunition.
goingoneight
9/5/2007, 12:37 AM
... went through two-a-days with full pads and vests.
47straight
9/5/2007, 01:24 AM
... doesn't turn right on red.
birddog
9/5/2007, 05:16 AM
orders tacos from the kid's menu when he goes to chinese restaurants.
Landthief 1972
9/5/2007, 09:03 AM
...fills a garbage bag with condiments when he goes to McDonald's after ordering a small order of fries.
King Crimson
9/5/2007, 09:20 AM
....likes all the other Rick Derringer songs more than "Rock and Roll Hoochie Coo".
... hope the refs screw the sooners, because as the rule goes, "O before U, except when refs screw."
Hot Rod
9/5/2007, 09:42 AM
...eats his belly button lint.
Landthief 1972
9/5/2007, 10:19 AM
Admires the boogers he picks just before he eats them.
DrZaius
9/5/2007, 10:32 AM
...Thinks necrophilia is a constitutional right...
OKC-SLC
9/5/2007, 10:34 AM
...is exceedingly frotteuristic.
frankensooner
9/5/2007, 10:42 AM
Doesn't wave when you let him merge.
KRYPTON
9/5/2007, 10:50 AM
keeps tapping his foot in the stall next to me... just let me grump in peace!!!:mad:
47straight
9/5/2007, 12:06 PM
Thinks that Sebastian dancing to "Soulja" boy has credibility with actual servicemen.
cjames317
9/5/2007, 12:19 PM
with a Jimmy Johnson 'do is nowhere near as cool as Barry Switzer in a Billy Sims 'fro.
Hot Rod
9/5/2007, 12:23 PM
...believes that the Wizard of Oz was based on a true story.
Jewstin
9/5/2007, 02:01 PM
...forgot about Poland.
... fell for the trap.
BoomerGirl34
9/5/2007, 03:00 PM
....will want to "just meet outside in the tunnel after the ball game and get it on some more" with Lamar Thomas...
Landthief 1972
9/5/2007, 03:10 PM
Screams, "THIS - IS - SPARTA!" right before he pinches one off into the toilet.
...will be wearing his throwback camos for this game.
...devotes the last half of every practice to brawl technique.
SoonerJLB
9/5/2007, 03:45 PM
is secretly running a hamster fighting business with Vinny Testaverde.
SoonerJLB
9/5/2007, 03:46 PM
is really Kaiser Sohse.
King Crimson
9/5/2007, 03:50 PM
thinks Escape Club was the second coming of the Clash, but were way too political for americans.
Hot Rod
9/5/2007, 03:59 PM
...is still honored to have Donald Duck as his team's mascot.
LSUdeek
9/5/2007, 04:21 PM
... instigates fights in the tunnel after blowout losses.
47straight
9/5/2007, 06:06 PM
... instigates fights on the field during blowout wins.
SOONER STEAKER
9/5/2007, 09:59 PM
Just saw Shannon on TV. He's a cocky mo-fo isn't he. I hope we beat those crack smokin Canes by 50.
WORD UP SHANNON
DenverSooner751
9/5/2007, 10:39 PM
.....has a bumper sticker on his car that says "I like balls on my face."
OKC-SLC
9/5/2007, 10:53 PM
.....has a bumper sticker on his car that says "I like balls on my face."
[Comedy.]
...enjoys quarterback sacks a bit more than the average head coach.
goingoneight
9/5/2007, 11:30 PM
...Thinks necrophilia is a constitutional right...
... wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
goingoneight
9/5/2007, 11:32 PM
... let 'r rip.
CatfishSooner
9/5/2007, 11:41 PM
.........sucks at life.........
goingoneight
9/5/2007, 11:51 PM
... fruits his beer.
...wears a purple rain coat in an attempt to look like his idol, Barney
Crucifax Autumn
9/6/2007, 01:43 AM
...Smells like gunpowder and cocaine
Landthief 1972
9/6/2007, 09:12 AM
Was really embarrassed when he realized the hooker he just propositioned was his mother.
King Crimson
9/6/2007, 09:15 AM
....stood up and clapped in the theater during the triumphal scene in Footloose.
OUmillenium
9/6/2007, 09:47 AM
...burgles turds then says he is innocent because the gloves don't fit.
Hot Rod
9/6/2007, 10:03 AM
....stood up and clapped in the theater during the triumphal scene in Footloose.
Seriously, laughed out loud on that one!
...was disappointed to find out that Alf was a puppet.
cjames317
9/6/2007, 11:34 AM
told Jerome Brown to break a leg before the '85 game.
Let Luther Campbell decide to start Kirby Freeman this year.
...still likes rollin' with Vanilla Ice in his 5.0
Thinks he can beat Oklahoma because he beat them last night playing Bill Walsh College Football on the Sega Genesis.
...wants to parachute into Owen Field
Hey, I want to do that too!!!!:D
...keeps walking around singing "I've got a secret/ I've been hiding/ under my skin..."
BrockLanders
9/6/2007, 01:46 PM
...smiles like a donut
Hot Rod
9/6/2007, 02:54 PM
...thought Steve Martin's real family played his family in the movie, The Jerk
FirstandGoal
9/6/2007, 03:02 PM
... runs a secret underground cat juggling operation...
jdsooner
9/6/2007, 03:02 PM
is nicknamed "Randy Pandy"
garland sooner
9/6/2007, 03:30 PM
... is a turd sandwich.
birddog
9/6/2007, 03:47 PM
called chuck norris on tips for a gameplan this weekend.
frankensooner
9/6/2007, 03:49 PM
cries about red spek
cjames317
9/6/2007, 04:22 PM
is Miami's version of Gary Gibbs.
SoonerClio
9/6/2007, 08:25 PM
farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.
(Overused? Perhaps... but I couldn't resist)
birddog
9/7/2007, 01:53 PM
scouts the intramural players at cu.
illinisooner
9/7/2007, 02:00 PM
leaves his shopping cart next to his car when he's done
SoonerClio
9/7/2007, 02:06 PM
leaves his shopping cart next to his car when he's done
Ooooh I hate people who do that. He's probably parked right next to the cart collection thing, too!
Jewstin
9/7/2007, 02:32 PM
... is an east coast Wyatt Earp.
Flagstaffsooner
9/7/2007, 02:46 PM
....Watches "COPS" as a scouting vidio.
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