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rufnek05
9/1/2007, 04:54 AM
just finished secks time. i don't meen to brag, but i woll. my boxer is shaming me right now. i just let her in even though i;ve been home since about 12. i'm drunk, ripped and all sorts of not sober. anyone else not sober and still up gives me a a HELLs YA!!
whoot whooo.

tanks to all show suggested stardus, it wa great flix. only reason i'm on here is cus i wanted to thank anyone and everyone to sugested Stardust. pretty good flick, but no equal too princess bride. but i have to get up at 9 to watch GAMEDAY. that means move from my bed to my coutch. whoot whoo.

and to alevet, if i brings my rancjero down one weekend with cash to paus for tranny and some buds, will yous help me install it?!?!?!

thanks moocho denaroes
1stTimeCaller
9/1/2007, 07:27 AM
wait a minute.... you had sex with your dog?
soonerbrat
9/1/2007, 07:57 AM
eww.
Rogue
9/1/2007, 07:59 AM
'Mornin', Sunshine!
SoonerBorn68
9/1/2007, 08:02 AM
I wonder if he's got a slobbery keyboard.
OKC-SLC
9/1/2007, 08:14 AM
I think it's pretty clear his dog is slobbery.
Harry Beanbag
9/1/2007, 08:29 AM
I just want to say that I've never posted while being ****ed by my dog.
Scott D
9/1/2007, 08:35 AM
and people say marijuana isn't bad ;)
Beef
9/1/2007, 08:40 AM
Am I the only boxer owner on the board that doesn't have improper relations with it?
olevetonahill
9/1/2007, 08:40 AM
Hell the Doleo dictionary didnt help a bit with that .
Sooner24
9/1/2007, 11:36 AM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1995874#post1995874
rufnek05
9/1/2007, 11:37 AM
i have no idea what iw as talking about. but it hink it had something to do with i didn't let my dog back in the house untill around 5 even though we got home around midnight. she wasn't happy about that. spoiled boxer. but i got to go get the cecil car. see you peeps at the game
william_brasky
9/1/2007, 11:39 AM
is that guy into trannies or something? to each his/her own. pun intended.
SelmaBamaFan
9/1/2007, 11:40 AM
Had relations with your boxer and then kicked it out til 5AM? Wow, thats cruel...
SoonerBorn68
9/1/2007, 12:02 PM
I think he had sex with his transvestite boxer, kicked it out, and wants to pay olevet for a spoiled tranny.

:confused:
olevetonahill
9/1/2007, 12:16 PM
I think he had sex with his transvestite boxer, kicked it out, and wants to pay olevet for a spoiled tranny.

:confused:
I think his tranny is already spoiled :eek:
And I cant help him " Put It IN "
Sooner24
9/1/2007, 12:24 PM
What scares me is he is going to be driving the Cecil car. :eek:


http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/sooner_cecil.jpg
OU-HSV
9/1/2007, 11:54 PM
did this take the place of drunky town?
GottaHavePride
9/2/2007, 12:27 AM
Dude, this thread is 50 miles past Drunkytown. This thread went straight to Cirrhosis City.
proud gonzo
9/2/2007, 12:37 AM
Isn't that just south of Tardville?
soonerboomer93
9/2/2007, 02:12 AM
well, you have to take that left after a couple miles...