Well, Okie St is coming to my town tomorrow (Athens, GA)...what are a few

[DAWGS]

chants/smack I can throw back at them that you guys have perfected over the years?

UGA: 35
"Greatest Offense Ever": 24

[wishbonesooner]

"Hide the car keys from Eddie"

[Taxman71]

You do know they are an ag school, yet can't figure out how to grow grass on their East-West football field?

[tnraider1]

If you really want to **** them off, make fun of their 4 legged wooly girlfriends.

[SteelClip49]

They do wear the brightest orange in the nation.

H U N T I N G S E A S O N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flagstaffsooner]

You wont see any of them. They dont travel unless uncle T-Booger buys tickets for them. Your hair salons may be full of their cheerleaders getting their backs shaved and armpit hair braided though.

[DAWGS]

D,JD...That is a scary thought.

[Landthief 1972]

Just start bleating like a sheep, and you'll have a whole herd of them rushing towards you with their pants at their ankles and a tube of astroglide at the ready.

[Miko]

We have always found calling them pokes or state demeaning enough.

To put it in perspective for you, we never even bothered putting "and to hell with osu" in our fightsong ala GLory to Old Georgia and ga tech.

[DAWGS]

So, they have always just been that little retarded cousin you have to put up with once a year at the family reunion.

[The Maestro]

Tell them you know they were not just helping the sheep over the fence.

[Taxman71]

2 words: Dexter Manley

[Stoop Dawg]

Call them "Oklahoma", they love that.

And say things like "Aren't you guys ranked #8 in the nation? No? Yeah, I'm pretty sure Oklahoma is #8."

[SteelClip49]

Just start bleating like a sheep, and you'll have a whole herd of them rushing towards you with their pants at their ankles and a tube of astroglide at the ready.


We need sheep callers for ******!!! Damn neon orange slow poke fans sure enjoyed those duck callers last year. I figure we owe them if we can get some sheep callers.

[Widescreen]

Ask them which one of them is Stunned Aggie.:stunned:

[OSUAggie]

...on their East-West football field?

Sanford Stadium runs east-west.

As does Autzen.

And the LA Coliseum.

And many others.

[Okla-homey]

chants/smack I can throw back at them that you guys have perfected over the years?

UGA: 35
"Greatest Offense Ever": 24

Stomp a mudhole in 'em, then stomp that sucka dry!

Pokedom is a disease. They have to be rooted out like the Philistines of old.

Oh, and BTW, "Pistols Firing!" may be the ghey-est "battle cry" in the whole danged NCAA. You're gonna love the papier-mache' headed "Pistol Pete" sideline mascot thingy. Based on a particular early I.T. lawman. Ruination of a noble image.

[The_Red_Patriot]

OSU--38
Georgia--30

I hate OSU but I see them winning

anyways there is only one SEC team I root for...............


ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
TIDE

[The Maestro]

Sanford Stadium runs east-west.

As does Autzen.

And the LA Coliseum.

And many others.

Bwahahahahaha! Defending their east-west stadium! Classic!

Do they still have those "OU" bricks in the side of that thing?

[soonerloyal]

You could rent our Horsepig to throw into their stands. Should squash a few of them.

I'm rooting for your Dawgs, but I saw this on a Pokes website and I have to admit I laughed...


UGA MASCOT MISSING! LAST KNOWN PHOTO


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/KevAndLori/Posting%20Photos/UgaMissing-LastKnownPhoto.jpg

[Taxman71]

Sanford Stadium runs east-west.



Is that where Lamont and Rollo became homies?

[silverwheels]

They already cheer for Oklahoma State. No need to make fun of them anymore.

[OKLA21FAN]

ask them if they really did kill their mascot a few years ago

'thheeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeee goooeeeessss buuuuulliiiittttt!!!!'

[Stoop Dawg]

Sanford Stadium runs east-west.

As does Autzen.

And the LA Coliseum.

And many others.

If hanging out on the OU boards the week before your season opener against a nationally ranked opponent doesn't scream "I'm a closet OU fan" then nothing does.

[OKLA21FAN]

ask them if they are 'really expanding their stadium'?

then when they answer 'Yes', ask them 'when was the last sell out'?

[sendbaht]

Go Okie State....yep!

[soonerboy_odanorth]

So, they have always just been that little retarded cousin you have to put up with once a year at the family reunion.

See, you really don't need any help from us... you've got it...

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Or just say... "Hey look, it's OU's little orange-headed step-child...."

They like that.

[Landthief 1972]

Sanford Stadium runs east-west.

As does Autzen.

And the LA Coliseum.

And many others.

Except only Nose Pickens features a fresh coat of paint over 30+ years of rust. And a cattle guard exit from the locker room.:stunned:

[Okla-homey]

Pokey will always be the wannabe "little brother with an inferiority complex" here in Oklahoma. T. Boone can buy all the bricks he wants, but he can't buy asses to put in his stadium seats on Saturday.

why?

Because there is only one OKLAHOMA.

[Okla-homey]

OSU--38
Georgia--30

I hate OSU but I see them winning

anyways there is only one SEC team I root for...............


ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
TIDE

You could die of old age waiting on another Iron Bowl victory. What's it been? Six years now? Have we seen one this century?

[goingoneight]

Howsaboot asking them how things are in the 'Sooner State?'

The Texas fans chanted "O-U-RE-JECTS!" when UT came back and beat them so badly in moLester's final year. I'm no whorn apologist, but I have to admit that was kind of funny.

[Miko]

Howsaboot asking them how things are in the 'Sooner State?'

The Texas fans chanted "O-U-RE-JECTS!" when UT came back and beat them so badly in moLester's final year. I'm no whorn apologist, but I have to admit that was kind of funny.


That's funny :D Sooner State B-team. :P

[KantoSooner]

The one poke I've found in Japan appreciates it when I greet him with 'Boomer Sooner' and refer to him as a 'Sooner'. Try that.
(at least I think he likes it. He keeps wishing a nice vacation upon me. Something about 'Sunny Beachs'.)

[DrZaius]

I ran into a couple of OSU fans tonight at a restaurant here in Lawrenceville (Georgia). I just looked at them and laughed at their orange outfits...Wish I had a camera with me probably would have been great fark material.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Call them LosuR or Zero State... Tell their fans they never met a tradition they didn't steal...Ask them what about their stand activity they actually invented on their own...

[SoonerRecon]

poke fans may need help at the concession stand, those menus sure gotta lot a "words"

[goingoneight]

... yeah... big words like "popcorn." :D

[sooneron]

Just yell, "Brent Parker!" They love that.

[critical_phil]

if you see some giant, fat ****er decked out in orange, say "Hey, Blobert".


and no one has mentioned this classic: BAAA means No.

[Boarder]

Just be really nice and say, "awww, that's so nice you coming all the way down here to watch the game. I hope you have a great time."

[Boarder]

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[Boarder]

NOT

[goingoneight]

Wear sunglasses as to keep the gleam off your eyes from Gumby's hair. :pop:

[stonecoldsoonerfan]

ask them why they're expanding their football stadium when they couldn't even sell out before they started expansion.

also, tell them to "LET 'ER RIP!":les:

[Crimsontothecore]

So, they have always just been that little retarded cousin you have to put up with once a year at the family reunion.
Well, they do host the Special Olympics state games at osu every year. I think it's because such a large portion of the student body are members.