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1stTimeCaller
8/29/2007, 02:49 PM
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oumartin
8/29/2007, 02:52 PM
I sure hope you paint that crimson!

Are you still off?

and before you can go to the lake why don't you edge your driveway!
1stTimeCaller
8/29/2007, 02:57 PM
the neighbor kid is supposed to be doing the yard when I'm gone.

I'm in Norf Texas working. Well, not really. The pumps broke and we haven't done anything since 10am.

The paint's gonna stay but I guess I could paint the trailer crimson. The trailer's pretty rough. And it has two 'No Fear' stickers on it.
IB4OU2
8/29/2007, 02:57 PM
Where's the trolling motor?
oumartin
8/29/2007, 02:59 PM
well your neighbor across the street sure keeps their yard nice and prolly don't appreciate the white trash that moved into your house! ;)

well I am on day 30 and we are drilling down a kelly about every 6 hours
Howzit
8/29/2007, 03:01 PM
All those swell name suggestions and you come with THAT?
Mongo
8/29/2007, 03:17 PM
If you buy the beer and take me out on the lake with you, I will wear a bikini and be your eye candy
oumartin
8/29/2007, 03:22 PM
1TC did say he likes em big Mongo ;)
OUHOMER
8/29/2007, 03:25 PM
hey, what happened to the limo your were buying... And can it pull a boat?
1stTimeCaller
8/29/2007, 04:41 PM
the limo got sold before me and some buddies could buy it.

Mongo, it had better be a Borat style swimsuit.
olevetonahill
8/29/2007, 04:47 PM
Told you I know where 1 is iffin ya still want one .
Mongo
8/29/2007, 04:49 PM
Mongo, it had better be a Borat style swimsuit.

can do, do you want me to wax, or go 70's style?
oumartin
8/29/2007, 04:53 PM
i just got sick
1stTimeCaller
8/29/2007, 05:01 PM
half and half
olevetonahill
8/29/2007, 05:02 PM
half and half
Up an down or sideways ?
Mongo
8/29/2007, 05:04 PM
I have no idea what half and half is, so I will get creative and do a big dorito chip
olevetonahill
8/29/2007, 05:10 PM
I have no idea what half and half is, so I will get creative and do a big dorito chip
Half and Half = 50-50 duh
oumartin
8/29/2007, 05:11 PM
make sure your taint is shaven!
1stTimeCaller
8/29/2007, 05:24 PM
left side smooth like Howzit
right side 70s like Olevet
olevetonahill
8/29/2007, 05:26 PM
left side smooth like Howzit
right side 70s like Olevet
I knew what ya was sayin . Now Iffen ya buy enough beer Ill give ya the "Beer belly " dance :hot:
StoopTroup
8/29/2007, 07:10 PM
This trip must be documented for historical purposes....lol
OUinFLA
8/29/2007, 07:21 PM
Miss Howzit ??
You do know that "the" Miss Howzit is under 18 don't you.


oops, forgot who I was talking to.



and I dont think she plays softball.
olevetonahill
8/29/2007, 07:27 PM
Miss Howzit ??
You do know that "the" Miss Howzit is under 18 don't you.


oops, forgot who I was talking to.



and I dont think she plays softball.
But is she at least 16 ?
1stTimeCaller
8/29/2007, 08:35 PM
noooo, it has nothing to do with a female that Howzit is related to. It's like the racing boats, Miss Budweiser etc. It's also not really the name.

The one time I wasn't being a perv. Honest.

Maybe I'll name it Black Sock Man.
OUinFLA
8/29/2007, 08:38 PM
Howzit is like Budweiser?

Your boat is a racing boat?

You're not being a perv?




0 for three, keep it up.
oumartin
8/29/2007, 08:39 PM
well if the boat is black ! ;)
1stTimeCaller
8/29/2007, 08:51 PM
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oumartin
8/29/2007, 08:54 PM
Black Gold !
1stTimeCaller
8/29/2007, 09:48 PM
I think I have decided that Black Gold will be the winner. But I want to work in the derrick and a directional hole.

Someone should get on that for me.

Now.

Do it.
Mongo
8/29/2007, 09:50 PM
what kind is it, and what size motor does it have?
oumartin
8/29/2007, 09:50 PM
for being the winner I will give you a treat! :D
1stTimeCaller
8/29/2007, 10:00 PM
what kind is it, and what size motor does it have?

it's a black and white boat that can legally seat 13 people. It has a 350ci Volvo Penta I/O motor.
OUinFLA
8/29/2007, 10:04 PM
in other words its a gayboat
olevetonahill
8/29/2007, 10:14 PM
in other words its a gayboat
Hes such a Fag ,wantin Mongo to get a wax and Me to give him a belly Dance !:eek:
oumartin
8/29/2007, 10:36 PM
and he turned down Mrs oumartin!
1stTimeCaller
8/29/2007, 10:40 PM
Yes, it is a very happy boat. It'll probably be the only ski boat with a stringer full of fish tied to a cleat.
olevetonahill
8/29/2007, 10:43 PM
Yes, it is a very happy boat. It'll probably be the only ski boat with a stringer full of fish tied to a cleat.
you sick bastage !
1stTimeCaller
8/29/2007, 10:54 PM
I'll tie your *** to a bedpost... er... uh... cleat too!


You want that TV or not?
oumartin
8/29/2007, 10:59 PM
Vet wants a tranny?

and we're not talking transmission here
olevetonahill
8/29/2007, 11:03 PM
I'll tie your *** to a bedpost... er... uh... cleat too!


You want that TV or not?
I like it when you talk dirty :D
And yes I need a TV , My kid has told me MY dvd recorder wont work cause The RCA jacks on this POS dont work :confused:
I can play a dvd but I cant record ? hell If I know :D
Mjcpr
8/30/2007, 12:29 PM
13 people?!

Congrats on buying your boat in time for the last boating weekend of the year!
JohnnyMack
8/30/2007, 12:29 PM
Calendars are teh win.
1stTimeCaller
8/30/2007, 12:38 PM
does that mean that I can't use it next year?

Yea for durable goods!!!
Mjcpr
8/30/2007, 12:43 PM
You're not taking it out over Labor Day?
Howzit
8/30/2007, 12:49 PM
Not if you're talking about Bonnie...
1stTimeCaller
8/30/2007, 12:50 PM
I'm at work so I doubt it.

A buddy of mine quit his job and needed to sell his boat. I was going to wait until November to get one but this worked out OK.
Mjcpr
8/30/2007, 12:58 PM
If you want, I can post this weekend about how great the water/weather is.
Mongo
8/30/2007, 12:59 PM
If you want, I can post this weekend about how great the water/weather is.

so you arent going to the game this weekend?
Mjcpr
8/30/2007, 01:01 PM
so you arent going to the game this weekend?

No, to the lake.
Mongo
8/30/2007, 01:05 PM
No, to the lake.

I hope your boyfriend gives you crabs that have the clap while you are at the lake
Howzit
8/30/2007, 01:09 PM
No, to the lake.

If you want, we can post this weekend about how great the OU football team is.
MamaMia
8/30/2007, 01:39 PM
I sure hope you paint that crimson!

Are you still off?

and before you can go to the lake why don't you edge your driveway! What is it with you and driveways? Maybe somebunny we all know should concentrate on actually digging a hole and planting his shrubs instead of just strategically placing the plastic planters in front of their house? ;)

By the way, my driveway looks just fine now since you reminded me of how far behind I was in my yardwork, no thanks to you. :P

Oh, that remonds me; could you come over and water my plants and make sure the water level in my pool stays up while I'm gone this weekend? Bring the kids over to swim. You cant have a whole party, but I'll get you lots of beer and pop. :D
oumartin
8/30/2007, 01:40 PM
I won't be home Mama or I would be all over that!

I may just put my stuff in pots but you gotta admit that edge job on my yard is awesome!
MamaMia
8/30/2007, 01:44 PM
I won't be home Mama or I would be all over that!

I may just put my stuff in pots but you gotta admit that edge job on my yard is awesome!True. You are definately the King of Edge. :D