my top 5 worst movie actor runners/white man's disease

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watching LOTR last night reminded me of how bad Viggo or Vito or whatever his name is runs.

1. Scott Glenn, the part in Silverado where runs outta bullets and gets roped. At first I thought it was the boots, then I sawer him run in other flicks. Sad.

2. Viggo Mortensen, see above. Stiff legs, no hops at all.

3. Tom Hanks, goober.

4. Steven Seagal, yeah he's a dork and looks like a weiner dog when he runs but he may be the fastest in the top 5.

5. Leo DiCaprio, I don't if he can run but I've got to put him in here just for playing a basketball player in a movie without actually being able to play basketball.

note: Jerry Seinfeld was considered because he runs a close second to Seagal in the weenie dog category but he did beat his high school classmate.

[NormanPride]

http://www.electronicbookshere.com/Viggo_Mortensen/Viggo_1.jpg

[King Crimson]

Roger Moore in a View to a Kill. a huffing, chubby Bond.....catches Carl Lewis through the magic of cut shots.....well, maybe it wasn't Carl Lewis.

Michael Caine runs like a doof in a couple things. The Magus comes to mind (truly dreadful film).

[John Kochtoston]

William Shatner. In every Star Trek movie/show, he has this awkward half-jog/half-trot thing that suggests any thing faster might wake that thing on top of his head.

[picasso]

hmmmm, interesting responses.

[JohnnyMack]

Aragon is not amused.

[picasso]

Aragorn is not amused.
fixed.

[dolemitesooner]

3. Tom Hanks, goober.

WHHHATT? Did you not see forest run...I mean **** he played football for alabama

[picasso]

I could outrun that dude with one leg.

and that movie was copied from this flick:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098555/

[dolemitesooner]

Yeah just like you could out play me at basketball :rolleyes:

[Jeopardude]

Anthony Perkins playing baseball in Fear Strikes Out. He can't run, hit or throw the ball. It's a worse, less believable performance than John Goodman in The Babe.

[Pricetag]

One of the dudes that played on the other team in the championship game in Remember the Titans. It was on that one play where the kid catches a pass, and runs toward the camera. Julius, I think, catches up with him and strips the ball. I'm sure they did it that way to make the shot look good, but it looked like he was running in place.

[limey_sooner]

At the top of the list has to be Anthony Perkins in fear strikes out.

[Paperclip]

The guy who played Ron Cey in The Bronx is Burning. Wait, that was actual footage of Ron Cey.

[JohnnyMack]

fixed.

picaso.

[critical_phil]

Robbie Benson in One on One.


awful.

[lexsooner]

Woody Allen running and trying to fly in "Sleeper."

Gene Hackman dressed as Santa Claus running down a teenaged black kid who resembled an Olympic springer near the beginning of "The French Connection." Yeah right.

Chubby Bill Shatner running after bad guys in TJ Hooker, and then throwing that black baton to knock them down because he was too fat and old to keep up.

Will Sampson "breaking out" of the insane asylum and lumbering off into the distance after smothering McMurphy and tearing out the water fountain in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." As it turns out, we learned earlier in the movie the Chief was a voluntary commitment, so the "breakout" was really no big deal.

[picasso]

Yeah just like you could out play me at basketball :rolleyes:
:D
we'll just have to live that out in our own minds. dude your time is coming. I can't even play tennis anymore without limping for a few days afterward.

[picasso]

ok, I've been drinking and had to add Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder. I never noticed before that he runs like the kid you used to bean in the head during kickball.

[OU4LIFE]

people run?

on purpose?

[badger]

Aragon is not amused.

Nor is Eragon.
http://www.starland.com/contest/2006/images/061204eragon.jpg

[Sooner_Bob]

people run?

on purpose?

I know . . . crazy ain't it.

[King Crimson]

with apologies to Crucifax Autumn, Patrick McGoohan in the Prisoner. great series, but #6 runs pretty funny.

[Condescending Sooner]

All the dudes playing basketball in Teenwolf. They could barely even dribble the ball. Oh, and the fat dude had never sniffed a court prior to the movie.

[picasso]

All the dudes playing basketball in Teenwolf. They could barely even dribble the ball. Oh, and the fat dude had never sniffed a court prior to the movie.

throw in the cast of Cable Guy.

[Pricetag]

Anyone seen Taken? Maggie Grace, who plays Liam Neeson's daughter (she also played Shannon in "Lost") definitely deserves to be on this list. I've never seen such an attractive woman be so void of physical grace.

[SoonerDood]

this list is not complete without Harrison Ford.

[sooneron]

Ralph Macchio, worst ever.

[Jello Biafra]

Ralph Macchio, worst ever.

pffft. really? you see him do the crane?

[sooneron]

pffft. really? you see him do the crane?

dude, even walking, it's like Daniel-san has a board up his azz.:texan:

[badger]

I have never read Lord of the Rings, but did have to sit through each movie cuz mom didn't want to see them alone... TWO stars...

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Charleton Heston. That lion he wrestled would have whipped his a$$ in real life.