Grrrr

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

My coworker called to ask me for some promo items (stuff like pens, notepads, etc.). She wants to give them to an organization to include in a gift basket. I explained to her that we were really short on items right now and can't order more til September. I also explained that I have two big shows coming in the next month so I need to reserve what we have for that event. Then I told her I could give her a couple of coffee mugs.

She said she didn't want to look chintzy and asked again for the ink pens. I told her again why I couldn't give her any. So then she said she would take the mugs, but talk to my boss about it. I said "fine, talk to him." And hung up.

Man, is it Saturday yet?

[JohnnyMack]

[The new unfun soonerfans mod]No. It is in fact Wednesday.[/The new unfun soonerfans mod]

[crawfish]

I'd like a few of those pens...

[sooner_born_1960]

Nobody wants pens in a gift basket.

[OUDoc]

Can I have some pens too?

[sooner_born_1960]

OK. Two people want pens.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Can I have some pens too?I'll trade you one of my pens for a Cialis one.

[OUDoc]

I'll trade you one of my pens for a Cialis one.
No Cialis pens. Tons of Viagra ones, maybe a few Levitra pens too. I do have a Cialis magnetic yardstick. :)

[OU4LIFE]

Nobody wants pens in a gift basket.

unless they're chocolate pens...

[Howzit]

I hate it when I hit 'Post Quick Reply' before my brain kicks in.

[OUinFLA]

Could I exchange my pens for a longer pens?


edit: I should use spell ckeck more often.

[r5TPsooner]

No Cialis pens. Tons of Viagra ones, maybe a few Levitra pens too. I do have a Cialis magnetic yardstick. :)


Viva Viagra pens yet?

They are ghey looking!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

External ****ed off customer wants my boss to call "if he has the balls."

[yermom]

External ****ed off customer wants my boss to call "if he has the balls."

that's awesome

[NormanPride]

No, ma'am, this isn't the garbage collection service. This is City Health Benefits Enrollment. No, ma'am, I don't know why they transferred you here. No, ma'am, I have no earthly idea where to transfer you now. No, ma'am, I am not the person that knocked your garbage over. Yes, ma'am, I realize there was leftover fish in there. No, ma'am, I don't think that smells nice.

[OUinFLA]

No, ma'am, this isn't the garbage collection service. This is City Health Benefits Enrollment. No, ma'am, I don't know why they transferred you here. No, ma'am, I have no earthly idea where to transfer you now. No, ma'am, I am not the person that knocked your garbage over. Yes, ma'am, I realize there was leftover fish in there. No, ma'am, I don't think that smells nice.

was this meant for the recycle thread?

are you having thread dyslexia this morning?

[def_lazer_fc]

last time i got my meds filled, besides getting some magnets in the shape of pill bottles, i **** you not, got a CVS pharmacy bottle opener with my pills. a little off topic, but i thought it was pretty funny.

[NormanPride]

was this meant for the recycle thread?

are you having thread dyslexia this morning?

I'm 90% sure you're 100% right.

[crawfish]

I gave her my heart...she gave me a pen.

[Scott D]

No Cialis pens. Tons of Viagra ones, maybe a few Levitra pens too. I do have a Cialis magnetic yardstick. :)

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r163/sargmon/strattera.jpg

:D

[Jimminy Crimson]

The pen is...

[OUinFLA]

miti.........

[olevetonahill]

No Cialis pens. Tons of Viagra ones, maybe a few Levitra pens too. I do have a Cialis magnetic yardstick. :)
I wants the FREE samples :P

[StoopTroup]

I got some Nexium samples from my Doc today.

No pen though.

I hear the purple pills are expensive.

Glad he gave me the samples.

He said no chili or nachos at the game...

PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soonerboomer93]

last time i got my meds filled, besides getting some magnets in the shape of pill bottles, i **** you not, got a CVS pharmacy bottle opener with my pills. a little off topic, but i thought it was pretty funny.

We were in the obs deck of Jin Mao 88 and were looking at magnets to **** with our friend (that's his souvieneer of choice, a magnet). Flipped on over and it had a bottle opener on the back

we ended up spending $40 buying a bunch of them to hand out because of the bottle opener

[AlbqSooner]

I do have a Cialis magnetic yardstick. :)
Dang Doc - are they making penile implants outta metal nowdays?:D

[StoopTroup]

I guess the good ol days of wood are over.

[phead903]

Dang Doc - are they making penile implants outta metal nowdays?:D

Just watch out for those metal braces....:D :D

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

that's awesomeI forgot to report that this guy is mad about "the circle jerk" we are running.