I'm off to the company summer party...

[Okla-homey]

It's gonna kinda suck to remain sober amidst all the free booze.

I feel these things are more of an endurance contest and test of will than anything else. Don't wanna be the guy who got plowed and peed off the veranda everyone will be jibber-jabbering about for six months.

Fortunately, in two weeks I'll be able to get plowed among 75,000 of my closest friends and no one will care...unless I pee over the side from good ol' Section 102 in The Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium at Owen Field (TGFMSOF).;)

[StoopTroup]

Keep a flask in your pocket...

Drink bottled water while mingling and keep saying...

"Man this H2O is running right through me..."

YWIA :D

[Edmond Sooner]

It's gonna kinda suck to remain sober amidst all the free booze.

That's almost criminal. ;)

Nevertheless, have a good one.

[Rogue]

Enjoy.

[Vaevictis]

Vodka and water (and water and water and water and water for refills).

Bahamian trick for the host(ess) to keep getting "refills" so her guests get ****faced, but so she can stay sober and do her job herself. :)

[sooner_born_1960]

I'd shoot for something between sober and plowed, myself.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Keep your pants on this year, Homey.

[tulsaoilerfan]

Don't they serve Natty Light homey? :)